It started with a few episodes of Adventure Time that I watched on Cartoon Network, then I was browsing the Adventure Time wiki and even reading a fanfiction here and there. I wasn't a huge fan of the show, but I was a fan nonetheless.
And one morning I woke up in Prismo's time room.
Lucky me...
In the time room.
I opened my eyes and sat up as I looked around the pink room with my blurry vision.
"What the?" I asked no one in particular, but stopped in surprise as I noticed several thingas at once.
My voice sounded more like an American than my usual Australian accent, my skin was white-white as snow in a cartoon..in fact.
"I'm in a cartoon...I must be dreaming, that's all, a lucid dream where I can do whatever I want" I reasonned.
"Sorry this isn't a dream" a voice said and, on the far wall i could notice a human-shaped shadow.
But what was casting it-wait.
"Haven't I seen you somewhere before?" I asked.
"Yeah I'm Prismo, you know the wishing granting dude" he replied.
"Uh...?" I asked.
"I end up helping Jake the Dog stop the Lich" he exaggerated.
"Oh oooh right season five of adventure time..wait-" I stopped and looked around: pink room, shadow dude, white skin.
"Ah ponyfeathers" I swore.
"What?" Prismo asked.
"Nothing I um...I need my glasses" I mumbled.
In a flash they appeared and I put them on, the world became clearer.
"So what now?" I asked.
"Hang on, I'm not done mutating you yet" Prismo replied and a full length mirror popped up in front of me.
I watched as my hair went a bit past my shoulders, was striaghtened and turned sapphire blue. I gaped as I sprouted a ranicorn style white horn on the top of my head, as a pair of white bird-like wings appeared on my back.
A new outfit also appeared on me, black sneakers, black pants, a black shirt and on top of that a long black two-tailed trench coat.
The final touch was to lose my nose, my eyes turned into blue dots and my mouth turned into a line. oh and I was now thinner and maybe slightly taller.
I looked like an Adventure Time character.
"Wait somethings missing, I know" Prismo declared and I found myself with a crown on my head, a golden circlet with a light blue cresent moon in the centre.
"There you go Dream Princess" the shadow stated as I gave myslef the once over.
Oh god I'm an anthro alicorn... I thought.
"Wait Dream Princess?" I asked.
"That's you now, you are the new Dream princess" Prismo declared. "Anything you can imagine you can do with your magic, though you'll have to train in order to do the really complicated stuff"
"My magic and my life force are linked aren't they" I deadpanned.
"Yes, yes they are" he responded.
"Why even do all of this?" I asked.
"I got bored" Prismo replied with a shrug.
"Well may as well enjoy it while I can, how the heck do I fly anyway?"
"Its all instinct, I programmed the muscle memory of flight into your brain while you were unconscious"
"Oh" I replied.
"Good luck out there, oh and be careful, I saw Magic Man hanging around here ealier" Prismo warned me before summoning a portal for me.
"Thanks" I called back nervously and stepped out into the world of Ooo.
Now switching to third person.
Dream Princess ended up standing somewhere in the grasslands, and after finding a nice looking patch of grass, sat down to think about her new situation.
Ok so I'm a princess...ugh that means I have to deal with the Ice King, fan-fucking-tastic, maybe I can throw him off if I don't say I'm a princess, I'll just say my real name that's-
Dream Princess stopped and though for a second.
What is my real-oh right unexpected outcome.
"God damn it Prismo.." she muttered in anooyance.
"Hey are you ok?" a voice asked from behind her.