Disclamer I do not own anything except my oc.
Sai is owned by Sai Kunai Blade.
I am flying a plane in the middle of a storm and there are flying sharks! No they do not have wings they are flying because of the strong winds. My name is Nicolas Clodfelter and my copilot is Sai Kunai Blade. "Hey Sai do you think its stupid that we are flying a plane when most of us could fly without the use of a flying vehicle?" I asked Sai." Now that you said thats yes I do find that stupid."" OOOHHHH look a shark that I think should be dinner!" What I am insane we are heading towards Miami for a vaction which we had to cut short to save the city from flying sharks. I turned on the intercome "Attention passengers we are going to be landing soon so buckel up and if any shark come flying in kill them immediatly. Nicolas OUT!" I then turn off the intercome. " Hey Sai is Lady a stewerdess?" " Yes she is." "OK we lose engine 3 wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"
I had pick up a radio mike " Maday maday we going down reqesting emergency Landing at airforce base." "What is your location?" "2 miles north I think." "Whats the emergency?" "Ze emergency is WE LOST ENGINE 3!" " Request granted."" Okay get paramedics there because some of ze passengers might get whiplash." I turned to Sai " OK you take la controls I will tell the passengers that we will experence some turbulance mmmm ok." " Ok Nicolas send Lady up" " Ok I vill." I got up and exit the cock pit then i bump into Lady " Lady you need to be copilot Peace." When i went in the cabin Deadpool said" Aren't you supposed flying this thing" " Si senore but Sia is flying. Attetion people we are going down but do not panic, we are doing an emergency landing."
"Why are we going for an emergency landing?" " Shut up baldy"(Krillen own count: 1) " Hey look the own count is up" Deadpool said breaking the forthwall. "So everybody buckelup and shut up while I play Ich will (pronounced Itch Vill) by Rammstein." Deadpool raises his hand like a kid school and asked "What does ich will mean?"" One, this isn't a school. Two, ich will is german for I want." I then sat down in the aisle of the plane. " Ich will jeden Herzschlag kontrollieren."" that is a dark lyric they just said ' I want to control every heartbeat.'" I was reading it on google translate. I looked out the window and saw we were landing" Attention passengers we are landing."
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"Ok People we are in Miami." I said walking down the street. The only ones that were not with us were Krillen, Yamcha, Bill, and Coach. I stop to look at a flyer it said lost dog I sent a zombie (hunter left 4 dead) to look for it with a leash." Anyone know were we are cause I don't have a damn idea!" "We are at the beach somehow.""Then were is every one and what are you doing Alucard" " The light burns me."
End of chapter one
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