*i come into the kitchen in the cullen household and see chris jericho sitting at the table with two tater tots. one in each hand*
me:chris what r u doing?
*chris comes up all into my face*
chris:which tater tot looks bigger?
me:they're both the same size assclown!
chris:*cries*that's my word!
me:sorry. do u want me to get u some french fries?
*chris nods his head*
me:ok *3 seconds later*
me:i is back!
chris:yaya!
me:here's ur french fries!
chris:*girly squeal*
me:dont ever, eeeevvvvvveeeeeeeeerrrr! do that again!
chris:ok *chris starts to shove all the fries into his mouth*
me:fatty!
*chris stops shoving fries into his mouth but still has the fries in his mouth*
chris:what?
*edward cullen pops out of nowhere*
edward:hey huns me:*cough* gay *cough*
edward:ooo u need tylenol!
me:no edward:uh huh girlfrind!
*chris swallows the food in his mouth*
chris:dude she aint ur girlfriend edward:then who's girlfriend is he?
chris:elmo!
me:WTF! NO!
edward:uh huh wever u say.
me:assclown chris:hey thats my word!
me:ya and elmo is in elmos world edward:nu huh girl! hes in spongebob land!
chris:vanessa dont listen to him. he's just a dee tee dee (that means retarded)
me:lol edward:hey me:cantaloupes attack!
edward:OH SHI-
THE END