To take that jump to the left,
And a step to the right
Oh, how I love Rocky Horror
Day and night.
To sing and dance once more
To its dark refrain
While the pelvic thrust
Really does drive you insane!
To some you may look mental talking to a TV,
But to the fans it's seen
As something done every day;
Calling the Criminologist "No Neck"
And singing Hot Patootie again and again.
With corsets and fishnets galore,
And a sweet transvestite named Frank.
Yes, this is the amazingly twisted world
Of Rocky Horror that we all know and love
Set in the small called Denton, U.S.A.