Authors Note: This story belonged to one of my friends but she got all super busy with stuff and gave her stories to me so I reposted everything and I'm going to finish the ones she hasn't.
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight.
Do I Look Like I'm Psychic
"Hey Alice where's Edward?"
"Do I look like I'm psychic?"
"You are psychic."
"True, congratulations on getting the first question correct. Get ten more right and you get to find out where Edward is."
"Just tell me where he is, I am not in the mood to play your games today. I have to ask him something."
"I know I saw it, I am psychic and all."
"So why won't you just come out and tell me."
"I feel like playing a game. So here is your second question. Why do most people look down when they pray?"
"I don't know that, just tell me where your brother is already. Okay fine, people look down so they can make fun of the devil."
"Really, why do you think that?"
"Everybody says that hell is down there and if people look down when they pray it is most likely to say to the devil 'Ha I worship god and not you.' So am I correct."
"I guess."
"So what is the next question?"
"Okay Jake the next question is wh...?"
"Hey Jake, Alice what are you two doing."
"Edward you were not supposed to come in yet, I wasn't done asking him questions."
"Edward I have something important to tell you, lets go somewhere more private."
"I already know what you are going to say."
"I don't care."