Mine Sweeper Is An Evil Game!
By: Western Dragon

"What are they doing?" Marle asked as she looked on at Lucca, Robo, and Ayla in confusion.
"Playin' Mine Sweeper." Crono said simply.
"Oh my fucking god! You said something!" She shrieked as she jumped into his arms, "Now you can finally propose!"
"I think I should have just kept my mouth shut..." Crono sighed as he hauled Marle back to the castle.
"What are you- AAAH!!!" Robo said as he exploded and then reanimated.
"Damnit, Ayla! Why did you push there, you dumb ass?!" Lucca shouted in anger as she reset the game.
"I is sowwy. I not like this confusing game. Make head hurt." Ayla said sadly.
Lucca put her arm around the poor, stupid cave girl, "'S alright. Here, you pick the first square!"
"Goody!" She chanted with glee as she pushed the middle square.
"Dear god no! Not a- AAAAH!!!!" Robo shrieked as he exploded again.
"You really do suck at this, huh?" Lucca growled, smacking the back of Ayla's head.
"Let's start over..." Lucca sighed as she pushed the top-left square and uncovered lots of mine free tiles.
"Thank you lord! I have been spared!" Robo cried to the heavens on his metal hands and knees.
Lucca then selected the top-right box and Robo began to float towards it, "NO!!!!"
Robo howled as he tried to get a lock on the dirt ground, only causing claw marks in it, "NO! I don't wish to die!"
"I think it's a clear!..." BOOM went Robo and Lucca sighed as she reset the game again, "Maybe not."
"This game is stupid!" Magus said, popping up behind Lucca mysteriously in his own, special, mysterious way.
He flew towards Robo, scythe extended and stabbed the poor robot, making him explode, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Die, Count Dracula!" Lucca cried as she shot blindly at what she hoped was Magus.
When she opened her eyes she saw that she had blown up her house instead, "FUCK!!!!!"
As she raced to her home with panic Robo cried out pitifully from the pile of scrap that was him, "Help meeeeeeeee!"
"Ayla make tin can out of strange, metal man!" Ayla cheered as she picked up his remains and trounced off.
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Robo screamed at the top of his voice box.
Meanwhile at the chocolate cereal factory with Magus and an executive, "What do you mean I can't play the part of Count Chocula? I got the fucking fangs, don't I?!"
"We're sorry but I'm afraid Dracula from Castlevania already signed up for the job."
"Fine then! Eat this, mutha fugga!" Magus growled as he impaled the executive on his scythe and flew away cackling, "MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
The End? o.O