3 Way Manor
Summary: What happens when characters from three different worlds begin living together in an enormous and luxurious mansion? Prepare to laugh like never before as the Smash Brothers, the Marvel and Capcom characters go through the various experiences of everyday life, all the while trying to cope with each other.
Disclaimer: All characters belong to their respective companies.
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Chapter 1
"I wonder what's so important that Master Hand had to get us all in the conference room, and yet he's not even here at all." said Yoshi as he and the others stood in the conference room.
"That's just dandy, he calls us all in here, and he's off somewhere else, what a waste." said Sonic with his arms crossed.
"Settle down, he's probably just running late." said Mario.
"Whatever he has to tell us, it better be good." said Bowser.
Pretty soon, Master Hand entered into the room.
"Sorry I'm late, I had to take care of some errands." said Master Hand.
"So what is it you want to tell us about?" asked Marth.
"I've got shocking news for you all. I don't know how to say this, but we have to leave the mansion, permanently."
"WHAT, LEAVE THE MANSION." yelled the Smashers.
"Yes."
"But we've been living here for years now, why do we have to leave?" asked Peach.
"After some recent events, I'm afraid that we have ran low on our budget."
"Budget, what budget?" asked Squirtle.
"The amount of money I've been paying to keep this mansion running."
"Why is that?"
Then soon, Master Hand got serious.
"If I recall, I still remember all the countless times that this mansion has been seriously damaged because of your actions."
"Hey, those were just accidents." said Sonic.
"ACCIDENTS THAT COSTED ME TONS OF MONEY TO HAVE REPAIRED. DO YOU FOOLS HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH MONEY I'VE LOST?" yelled Master Hand.
"Uh, millions of dollars." said Kirby.
"ALL OF IT, I'VE LOST ALL OF IT BECAUSE OF ALL THE DAMAGE YOU'VE CAUSED COUNTLESS TIMES."
"Take it easy, you can just use the insurance you got on the mansion and-"
"That won't work Sonic, my insurance on this place had expired because of all the damages I had to pay for."
"So what are we gonna do now that the mansion no longer belongs to us?" asked Luigi.
"Not to worry, we'll all be moving into a bigger and better mansion."
"Really?" asked an Toon Link.
"Yes."
"Good, I guess that means we won't be out on the street then." said Roy.
"But wait, what are you gonna do with Smash Mansion once we're gone?" asked Yoshi.
"I'm putting it up for sale."
"Enough of this, I wanna see the new mansion, and I wanna see it now." said an impatient Bowser.
A few hours later...
After getting all their personal belongings packed up, the Smashers all left the mansion with Master Hand. After travelling for about several miles and 20 minutes, they soon arrived on the outskirts of the city, where they came across the sight of another mansion up ahead. Unlike their previous mansion, this one was much bigger and more glamorous. It was nicely decorated and well designed, completed with diamond glass windows. The Smashers were all bedazzled by the sight of it.
"Well, what do you think?" asked Master Hand.
"We love it." said the smashers.
"Good, plus I must mention that-"
"First one in gets dibs on the first room." said Sonic as he and the others went rushing towards the mansion before Master Hand could finish his statement.
"Wait I must tell you-, never mind, they can find out for themselves."
When the smashers ran into the mansion, Sonic, Mario and Yoshi came to a stop, thus forcing everyone to stop as well. What they saw didn't amuse them in anyway at all. They noticed two groups of other characters whom they've never met before. The first group was composed of superheros and villains while the second group had characters that looked like they came out from another game world.
"What the heck, who are these guys?" wondered Falco.
"This is what I was trying to tell you about." said Master Hand as he flew in and hovered in front of the smashers.
"Who are they and why are they in our new mansion?" asked Yoshi.
"Everyone, meet the Marvel and Capcom characters, they're your new housemates."
"HOUSEMATES." yelled all the smashers.
"Hold on, you never told us that we were gonna share a mansion with a bunch of comic book characters and cartoon-like game characters." Bowser complained.
"HEY,WE RESENT THAT." yelled both groups.
"I'm sorry. If I remember, you guys ran ahead of me before I could explain." said Master Hand
"I don't know about you guys, but I for one am not gonna waste my time sharing a mansion with these goofballs." said Yoshi.
"I've got news for you Yoshi, I don't care. Whether you like it or not, you and the others are gonna share with them, and that's final."
"I hope you aren't thinking I'm gonna be used to this, because I'm not."
"Who cares. Anyway, I must be going."
"Wait, where are you going?" asked Zelda.
"I'm leaving, you guys are no longer my problem. Enjoy your new home."
With that, Master Hand was gone in a flash.
"And so he leaves us here on our own, how ordinary." said Mewtwo.
"So, I guess that since we're gonna live here now, we might as well get to know the others." said Roy.
"As much as it pains me, I suppose I can cope with it." said Charizard.
Soon, all three groups began to get aquainted with each other, talking amongst one another.
Sometime later...
"This is the life. We've got a bigger mansion, a better dormroom, some new housemates whom we still have to get use to. But on top of that, it's good to have a new place." said Sonic who was sharing a dormroom with Yoshi and Mario.
"I gotta admit, this is very soothing." said Mario.
"I agree. Anyways, I'm gonna head down to the kitchen and grab some snacks." said Yoshi as he opened the door and walked out the room. While walking down the hallway, he suddenly noticed Ike getting knocked out of a dormroom and slamming on the floor, followed by his sword landing next to him.
"I already told you I don't date men like you, so back off." said Chun-Li before slamming the door shut.
"What did you do to her Ike?" asked Yoshi.
"All I did was try to get with her, but she just got angry for nothing."
"How exactly did you make her angry?"
"I was just trying to sweet talk her into going out with me, but apparently when I wrapped my arms around her, she hated that and so she literally kicked me out of the room."
"That's your problem, you have got to stop messing with women who aren't interested. Chun-Li rejected you because she wasn't interested in you. As far as I can remember, every woman you try to get with always slaps you , splashes a drink in your face, or they just simply beat you up."
"Okay I get it, you didn't have to be so specific."
"I'm just stating the obvious."
"She's probably just playing hard to get, which means I just gotta keep trying harder."
"You are absolutely impossible to reason with."
After that, Yoshi continued on towards the kitchen. Once he arrived at the kitchen, he found Chris Redfield fixing a cup of coffee.
"Hey Chris."
"Hey Yoshi." replied Chris.
"You don't sound too happy about being here."
"I'm not, all this happened so fast. I never expected to move into some mansion with people I know nothing about."
"Don't worry about that. I felt the same way when I first moved here with the other Smashers. Although I didn't really tolerate the idea, I eventually got used to it. Besides it gives me a chance to meet new people and make new friends. You should try giving it a shot."
"I just might do that."
"Good choice."
Yoshi then headed for the refrigerator. But right as he opened it, he suddenly got shoved away really hard by the Hulk, who practically began digging in the fridge for food. Chris paid no attention to it and walked out with his coffee.
"Apparently, a certain big green glutton doesn't seem to have any respect for others when it comes to food." Yoshi said angrily.
"WHO INSULTED HULK?" yelled the Hulk as he angrily looked up from the fridge.
Yoshi hesitated to come up with an excuse. Pretty soon, Bowser came walking into the kitchen, which gave Yoshi an idea.
"It was Bowser, he did it." said Yoshi while pointing at Bowser.
"Did what you pip squeak?" replied Bowser.
"HULK SMASH UGLY TURTLE!"
Bowser didn't have time to run as the Hulk wasted no time in beating on him with savage brutality. Chuckling silently to himself, Yoshi went over to the fridge, gathered up some food and then quietly left the kitchen.
Later on...
Chun-Li was in the living room one of the three couches talking with her close friend Ryu about recent events.
"So far, being in this mansion isn't really appealing to me." said Chun-Li.
"Tell me about it, I can't even practice my fighting skills without being bothered by some small pink puffball. These smashers aren't really people that I would be associated with." said Ryu.
"You think I don't feel that way, ever since I got here, I've been getting hit on by Ike. No matter what I do, he won't leave me alone."
"Hey babe, glad I caught you." said Ike as he sat down next to her.
"What do you want now?"
"I was just thinking that maybe we can go somewhere and be alone, so we can get to know each other better."
"How about you go suck on a cactus."
"Cut me some slack babe, I'm just trying to be a good man."
"It's not gonna happen."
"Your rejections only make me want you even more."
At that point, he tried to put his arm around her, only to get a hard slap in the face, which knocked him off the couch.
"DON'T TOUCH ME. I DON'T LIKE YOU AND I NEVER WILL, UNDERSTAND, NOW LEAVE ME ALONE." yelled Chun-Li as she got up and walked away. Ike watched her as she left.
"She looks sexy from behind."
But before he could follow after her, he was confronted by Ryu, who looked at him with anger.
"I think it's time I taught you a lesson about how to show respect for a woman."
Ike failed to come up with even one response as Ryu began to beat the daylights out of him.
Sometime later...
Captain America was in the weight room, benchpressing with 200 lb barbells. So far, he had done 3 sets of 10 lifts in over 8 minutes in a row. Being an athletic individual, Cap would often excercise every 5 hours from time to time. After having a battle practice session with in the virtual training room, Cap decided to get in a quick exercise. After finishing his weightlifting, he then got up and left the room to get a drink of water. Along the way down the hall, he met up with Captain Falcon.
"Hey Captain." greeted Falcon.
"Hello Falcon." replied Cap.
"I see you just got done in the weight room. I was just about to use it myself after lunch."
"I exercise every 5 hours to stay in shape."
"Really, that must be tiring."
"Not for me it isn't."
"What can I say, you're a super soldier after all."
"And you're a racer/ bounty hunter."
Meanwhile, in another part of the mansion, Samus, who was in her Zero Suit, was busy talking to Iron Man on one of the couches in the living room.
"I just can't help noticing how sexy you look in that armor." said Samus.
"Thanks, I made it myself." replied Iron Man.
"You know, I admired a man in red and gold armor."
"I'm flattered."
Samus giggled. The way Iron Man spoke to her made feel like she was a teenage girl in love. She just wanted to grab him and plant a big kiss on him right now, but she kept herself in control.
Iron Man on the other hand had to admit, even though he had been with a lot of women, he never met any woman more beautiful than Samus. He felt like holding her in his arms and gazing into her eyes. He reacted with slight surprise when Samus grasped his metallic hand in her own, smiling warmly. Iron Man lifted up his faceplate to reveal his face, allowing Samus to get a better look at him.
"You look so handsome."
"And you look absolutely beautiful."
"Kiss me Tony, kiss me now."
They soon leaned in towards each other. But just before they could kiss, they were rudely interrupted by Roy
"Hey guys, what's up?" greeted Roy.
"Do you mind, we were having a moment together." said Tony.
"You can make out later, let's hang out for a day."
"I got an idea for a game we can play."
"What is it?"
"I'll demonstrate."
Without warning, Tony blasted Roy with a repulsor beam, sending him flying across the room and crashing into a wall.
"It's called blast the annoying swordsman with a repulsor. Now go and leave me alone with Samus, or else next time I'll bury you in the ground, literally."
"Fine, forget it. I'll go find someone else to hang out with, you two are no fun anyway."
With that, Roy got up and left. Iron Man then sat back on the couch with Samus.
"Oh Tony, that was so hot the way you threatened him like that, though I would have done much better."
"No problem."
"Now kiss me baby."
Soon, she pulled him into a passionate kiss.
8 minutes later...
The smashers and most of the Marvel and Capcom characters were outside by the mansion's pool which was located outside in the back. Most of the girls like She-Hulk, Chun-Li, Morrigan, Trish, C. Viper, Samus, Peach, Zelda and Felicia were wearing two-piece bikinis while the guys wore swim trunks. Half of the girls were frolicking in the water while the rest were relaxing on lounging chairs.
"Ah, this is the life, basking by the pool, enjoying a nice cold drink, it's so enjoyable." said Chun-Li while sipping her drink.
"Tell me about it, it really gives me a chance to show off." said Morrigan.
"Heads up, there's a hot guy coming this way." said C. Viper.
They watched with glee and excitement as Marth came walking by in a pair of orange swim trunks. Chun-Li, Morrigan, Trish and C. Viper all wolf whistled at him flirtatiously.
"Now does he have a hot body or what?" asked Chun-Li.
"Oh you should definitely go for him Chun-Li." suggested Trish
"I don't know, what if he doesn't like me?"
"You're a beautiful woman, what's not to like about you?"
"Hey Chun-Li." said a familiar voice.
"Oh no, not Ike."
Pretty soon, Ike appeared right beside her.
"Nice day for a swim."
"When are you gonna learn that I don't like you?"
"You're just playing hard to get, and I'm trying all I can to get your attention."
"Read my lips, I don't like you, I never did like you, and more importantly, you aren't my type."
"I would rather kiss your lips than read them."
"That's it, now you're gonna pay."
At that point, Chun-Li had enough. Standing up from her lounging chair, she then turned and began striking Ike with her signature move, the Lightning Kick. She continuously bombarded Ike with multiple, lightning fast kicks. While Ike was stunned, Chun-Li jumped into the air, performed a flip and then drop kicked Ike on the head, making him fall over, afterwards she picked him back up, making him stand, holding him in place by his shoulder. She balled up a fist.
"This is for calling me babe earlier."
Lunging her fist forward, Chun-Li nailed him in the jaw with a powerful uppercut, launching him in midair before he splashed into the pool. Afterwards, Chun-Li sat back on her lounging chair. Meanwhile everyone else bursted out with extreme laughter as Ike held onto the edge of the pool.
"What's the matter Ike, are you feeling a little embarrassed that you got beat up by a girl?" Sonic teased while laughing.
"Don't worry, she'll warm up to you eventually, not." said Tony Stark.
"I warned you, but you didn't listen, so you got what you deserved. And boy was it funny." said Yoshi.
"Cut it out, I'll just try and find someone else." said Ike as he climbed out of the pool.
"If Spider-Man or Deadpool were out here when this happened, they'd get a laugh out of this."
"I know Tony likes seeing me in my bikini." said Samus as she looked over towards Tony and winked at him, with Tony winking back in response.
"I love this mansion." said Peach.
"Are you kidding, this place is more better than Avengers Mansion." said She-Hulk.
"Moving here wasn't so bad after all." said Mario.
Later in the afternoon...
Yoshi, Mario, and Sonic were all walking down the hallway, talking to one another.
"If I may say one thing, I really love living her in this new mansion. I will admit though that some of the others are a little screwy, but they're cool to hang around with." said Yoshi.
"Tell me about it." said Sonic.
"I agree, this whole mansion is more improved than Smash Mansion." said Mario.
As they walked on by, they soon spotted Samus and Iron Man heading down together in the opposite direction while holding hands. They suddenly stopped in front of a nearby dormroom. Iron Man opened and allowed Samus to go in first, right before following her in and closing the door.
"So, Samus and Iron Man wanted to have some alone time together in a room."
"Come on Sonic, they're a newly formed couple , what they do is their business."
But when they came into the living room, they came upon a rather unusual sight of Marth and Chun-Li making out on the main couch, with Chun-Li on top while Marth was underneath her.
"Well, make out central's in town." commented Sonic.
"Shut up Sonic." said Mario.
"Hey you two, cool it with the french kissing over there, this is a living room not a drive-in movie." said Yoshi.
Chun-Li quickly climbed off of Marth, who sat up soon after.
"Sorry, we couldn't help it." said Chun-Li.
"You mean you couldn't help it." said Marth.
"Oops, my bad."
"How exactly did this start up?" asked Mario.
"We were just in here watching TV, then we start talking with each other, and pretty soon, we started kissing."
"Another newly formed couple, how original." said Yoshi with sarcasm.
"Oh really, easy for you to say."
"What's that suppose to mean Chun-Li?"
"If I recall, I saw you talking to Felicia not too long ago out in the garden. It sounded like you two were flirting with each other."
"It was nothing like that, I found her out there sniffing some flowers and decided to chat with her."
"Really, what about when you were talking to Morrigan."
"Hey, she found me, I didn't find her."
Then soon, they noticed Wolverine and Solid Snake coming down the other hallway, talking about random things while the others were staring at them.
"What are you all looking at?" asked Wolverine in a harsh tone.
"Do you have a problem with us or something?" asked Snake.
"It's nothing, we just didn't think you two would get along." said Sonic.
"Well you thought wrong, Wolverine and I have alot in common. For example, we're both the best at what we do."
"Now that you mention it, you two sound like you're best friends." said Yoshi.
"We are."
"Now if you don't mind, we were on our way to do some exercise in the weight room." said Wolverine.
They continued their way past the others and walked off.
"Well anyways, we'll just leave you two in private, catch you later." said Sonic as he left with Mario and Yoshi.
"So, what do we do now?" asked Marth.
Chun-Li smiled suggestively. Before long, she tackled him into another kiss, much more passionate than before.
Chapter 1 is here.
I hope you find this to be funny.
But don't worry, there will be more funny and hilarious things in later chapters. I promise you that.
I hope you don't mind the romantic parts I slipped in here. I just felt like doing it.
To make a quick statement, I'm gonna be making a series of one shot stories based off this crossover.
In the meantime, I'm gonna be enjoying my spring break.
Later for now folks.