This idea came to me one day while KSSU. I figured it would be a pretty good story to write about, so why not? Btw, this is sort of a crackfic. you've been warned.
Disclaimer:I do not own Kirby or any related characters. Only my own Oc's.
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Kirby Super Star:Into the Game
Chapter 1:The Insanity Begins
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"Man, I swear if you screw this up now, I WILL KILL YOU!"
"Quit pressuring me, dude!"
Two teenagers named Josh and Trent were playing Kirby Super Star Ultra on their Ds'. Josh's was an old dark blue ds, while Trent's was a newer Black Ds Lite. They were both at Trent's house by themselves and were currently the playing True Arena Mode. Josh was fighting Marx Soul with the ninja ability, which was his favorite and best ability. Trent had been playing as Bonkers, his favorite helper. He was better with Knuckle Joe, but like he always said, "There's nothing quite like killing things than being a monkey with a big hammer."As for Josh, his motto for ninja was,"The throw never gets old, and ninjas freakin' rule!"Unfortunately, Trent had gotten wiped out, and Josh was just one attack away from death. After a couple of hours of playing, they had finally managed to unlock this mode, but it looked like their streak was going to be broken.
"Die already, you stupid...clown...thing!"Josh growled in frustration. Unfortunately, he was blasted by Marx's beam attack, costing them the game."NOOOO!"He started screaming incoherently, then Trent slapped him, shutting him up.
"Next time, I lead,"he sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. Josh was an 18-year old brown haired boy who was a bit...scrawny. He wasn't what you would call a wimp, but he was still a bit skinny for his age. As for his personality, well, he was smart. Disturbingly smart. He always asks himself incredibly strange, yet somewhat reasonable, questions, all of which he came up with an answer to. And he was almost ALWAYS right. Trent was pretty much the opposite. He was...well, let's be blunt. He was on the chubby side. He was only 17, but still taller than Josh. While he can be quick to anger, he's usually calm and a pretty good worker. It's nearly impossible to get either of them really mad. But when they do get angry, it's not pretty. The one thing that they both had in common was this: they were both completely insane."Are you ever going to, oh, I don't know, maybe, uhh, stop sucking at this game?"
"Shut it,"Josh growled through his teeth as he stared at the game over screen hatefully. Then he noticed that the screen was glowing a bit."What the-?"
"What?"
"Something's not right here..."Josh said, turning his Ds for Trent to see. The glowing started to get brighter.
"What's wrong with that thing?"Trent muttered.
Josh's eyes widened, a terrible (to him) thought coming to him. "Oh, crap. Don't tell me this thing is freezing on me!"
"If it is, then that's what you get for using an action replay on your Pokemon Platinum game,"Trent said calmly, but with a smirk. Josh looked up at him with a glare.
"Hey! At least I'm not like those other hackers who make their teams completely unbeatable,"he said."I keep my teams legit, dude."Before the argument could escalate further, Josh's game started to glow even brighter and swirl in a rainbow of colors. They both looked back down at it."Uh-oh. Something tells me that's not a glitch."
"What the heck IS that?"Trent asked.
"It's kinda trippy..."Josh muttered, then his eye twitched."I think I'm FREAKIN' OUT!"Suddenly, the glow erupted into a bright flash that consumed them both. They both yelled out in alarm.
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"Oh, my frickin' head..."Josh muttered as he woke up."What just happened?"He stood up and immediately fell back down.
"I suggest you watch your step,"a familiar voice said in his mind. He looked around quickly, but saw nothing but grassy plains, with a small pond to his left.
"Trent? Is that you?"Josh asked.
"Josh. I want you to slowly stand up and walk over to that pond,"Trent said as if he was straining to keep a calm tone.
"Oookay,"Josh said, pushing himself up with his stubby, pink arms. Wait, stubby, pink arms? Josh's eyes widened in shock."Oh no. Oh no. No no no. No. No. NO!"He immediately ran over to the pond and looked at his reflection in the water. What he saw nearly made him pass out.
He was Kirby!
"HOLY-!"
"Yeah...somehow we got sucked into the game,"Trent's voice said. Josh looked around to find him, but all he saw were what he figured were Waddle Dees.
"Dude, where are you?"he asked frantically.
"...In your head,"Trent said after a moment of hesitation. For a moment, silence. Then...
"Say whaaaaaaaaat?"Josh screamed at the top of his now squeaky voice, but he managed to calm down slightly, talking slowly."How are you in my head? That doesn't make any freakin' SENSE!"
"I don't know how it happened, but now your Kirby and I'm in your head,"Trent said."I feel what you feel and I can see your thoughts. And I've gotta tell you, your thoughts are really freaky. Seriously, what the f-ck is Dre. Octagonapus?"
"I watch too much Youtube poop, alright?"Josh said angrily."It's not like you don't."Trent sighed.
"Well, you know what we have to do now, right?"he asked, getting them back on track.
Josh sighed as well."We gotta play through the game to get back home,"he said."That much is obvious. But look on the bright side. This is gonna be fun."He said the last word with immense pleasure and a large grin.
"Oh, yeah,"Trent said, grinning if he could and looking through Josh's eyes."Well, we'd better get started."
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End of Chapter
And so, the madness begins. Will our "heroes" be able to make it home? What force brought them to Kirby's world anyway? Stay tuned to find out. And don't forget to review to tell me what you think.
