Nakkie-Poo: I'm a heartless jerk and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I kill all day!

Suzaku Seishi: He's a stupid jerk and he's not okay! He sleeps all night and he kills all day!

Nakkie-Poo: (Mutters) That wasn't the right line....kill them later..... I hurt lotsa people, I eat my lunch, I maniuplate Yui! On Wensdays I go shoppin, and with Tomo, I have tea!

Suzaku Seishi: He hurts lotsa people, he eats his lunch, he manipulates Yui! On Wensdays he goes shopping, and with Tomo, he has tea!

At the same time:

Nakkie-Poo: I'm a heartless jerk and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I kill all day!
Suzaku Seishi: He's a stupid jerk and he's not okay! He sleeps all night and he kills all day!

Nakkie-Poo: I kill people, I torture and whip, I like to kill small birds! I put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars!!!!!! ..........WHAT!?

Suzaku Seishi: He kills people, he tortures and whips, he likes to kill small birds! He puts on women's clothing and.....hangs around....in bars....???

At the same time:

Nakkie-Poo: I'm a heartless jerk and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I kill all day!
Suzaku Seishi: He's a stupid jerk and he's not okay! He sleeps all night and he kills all day!

Nakkie-Poo: I kill more people, I wear high heels, a helmet, and a bra! I wish I was a girlie, just like my dear pappa!!!! ........WHO'S WRITING THIS!? YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!!

Suzaku Seishi: He kills more people, he wears high heels, a helm....et....and.......a bra....!?!?! WHAT!?!?!?!

All talking at the same time:

Tasuki: Man, he has problems....!
Tamahome: No wonder he kissed me! He's a gay-boy like Nuriko!
Nuriko: I went straight, remember?
Hotohori: . Nakago.....is gay!? Now he's bound to go after me! It's so stressful being beautiful!
Mitsukake: .......high heels?
Chichiri: o.O In women's clothing, no da.......???
Chiriko: His pappa was a girlie???

Nakago: URUSAIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

........Silence....................

Suzaku Seishi: He's a stupid jerk and he's not okay! He sleeps all night and he kills all day! He's a stupid jerk and he's not OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! He sleeps all night and he kills all day!

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Random insanity, I know. Watching Monty Python does that to ya. But fun to write? HELL YEAH! ) Suffer Nakago! SUFFER!!!!