I posted this once before in April. I am posting it again for the holiday season and for those folks who have to suffer through mid-term exams. I took my 1&2 period exams yesterday and.... well if you fall asleep during the test is that a good thing?? Oh well... those were the classes that I liked and I makes A's in so I ain't worried (geography and physical science). I read this again and it was funny and it made me not worry about Algerbra and my Literature exams on Monday (ugh). So here are my disclaimers... I don't own em' but it would be nice. And this is a parody of a poem that's called "Santa's Bitter" so whoever owns that thing, please don't sue.
Goku's Bitter
T'was the night before a fight again - And Goku was pissed
He cussed out the warriors and threw up his fists
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks
I have good mind to just quit the whole works
I've busted my ass for damn year after year
Instead of "Thanks Goku" - what do I hear
My wife bitches cause in my work I gotta fight
Mr. Satan wants more money - all the humans can't fight
Piccolo got drunk and messed with some maids
Bulma is pregnant again and Yamucha is always getting laid
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from IRS sent me a letter
They say I owe taxes - if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever paid Son Goku to die for money
And the people these days - they all are idiots
They want more and more ...Those mean little shits
I spent my whole life saving folks and always getting dead
Looking for dragonballs...so villains can't mess up people's head
I made a ton of sacrifices - No one requested for me to do those
But no one cares...they think I actually enjoy getting beat up by foes
If you think that's bad...just picture this
Try holding training brats ... complaining about their mommies that they miss
They pull on my nose - they grab at my hair
And if I don't smile..the people's hopes are lost in dispair
Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling on the ground and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment
There's no more fighting for me after this year ... now you know the reason
I found me Krillin's daughter,.... I'm going SOUTH for the season!!
Goku's Bitter
T'was the night before a fight again - And Goku was pissed
He cussed out the warriors and threw up his fists
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks
I have good mind to just quit the whole works
I've busted my ass for damn year after year
Instead of "Thanks Goku" - what do I hear
My wife bitches cause in my work I gotta fight
Mr. Satan wants more money - all the humans can't fight
Piccolo got drunk and messed with some maids
Bulma is pregnant again and Yamucha is always getting laid
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from IRS sent me a letter
They say I owe taxes - if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever paid Son Goku to die for money
And the people these days - they all are idiots
They want more and more ...Those mean little shits
I spent my whole life saving folks and always getting dead
Looking for dragonballs...so villains can't mess up people's head
I made a ton of sacrifices - No one requested for me to do those
But no one cares...they think I actually enjoy getting beat up by foes
If you think that's bad...just picture this
Try holding training brats ... complaining about their mommies that they miss
They pull on my nose - they grab at my hair
And if I don't smile..the people's hopes are lost in dispair
Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling on the ground and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment
There's no more fighting for me after this year ... now you know the reason
I found me Krillin's daughter,.... I'm going SOUTH for the season!!