Since there were some people who seemed to like my extended version of "Perry The Teenage Girl" and woodland5 even said that I should write some more songs, I decided to extend "Carl The Intern" as well because it's also way too short. Unfortunately, I can't write any notes or play any instrument, so you have to imagine the melody from the text and the small 'official' part (it's also on Youtube!) until someone invents a possibility to send melodies from one head to another.

I guess that's all. Hope you like it!


Carl The Intern

Carl! He works a camera!
Carl! He knows what all those buttons do!
Carl! He'll clear the paper jam!
Carl! And he'll pick up the laundry, too!
He knows how to format, spell check and text edit.
He's workin' this job just for college credit!
He's Carl!
(Carl! Carl! Carl! Carl! Carl! Carl! Carl! Carl! Carl! Carl!)
Caaarl!

Carl! He's really handsome!
Carl! And he's really smart, too!
Carl! He wants a girlfriend!
Carl! Will his girlfriend be you?
If you'd like to, just 'carl' him...
It's eight-five-one-fortytwo!
(Carl! Carl! Carl! Carl! Carl! Carl!)

Carl! He wears nice glasses!
Carl! He'll bring coffee to you!
Carl! He once was evil!
Carl! He does the picture preview!
He's Carl!
And he's awesome!
Oh Caaarl...
(Carl! Carl! Carl! Carl!)
He's the young'st employee and most important one, too
'Cause he does the work no one else wants to do!
Oh Carl...
We've been waiting for you!