Quidditch USA
A/N: Okay, I'm obsessed with Meagan's filks and with the Beach Boys, so I got this odd little hybrid of a filk. ^_______^ Some words may not fit perfectly, but for the most part, they fit pretty well. =)
Disclaimer: The song "Surfin' U.S.A.'' belongs to the Beach Boys. And Alvin and the Chipmunks, he he... Quidditch, Harry, Draco, and Viktor Krum belong to J.K. Rowling.
Harry, Draco, and Viktor are standing on the beach, wielding electric guitars and dressed just like Harry and Co. were in the Ballade of the Oppressed Characters. :)
They start rocking out and singing.
Harry:
If everybody had a broomstick,
Draco:
In the ol' U.K.,
Viktor:
Everybody'd be playing Quidditch,
Zey'd all be flying avay,
Harry:
The Muggles would wear Quidditch robes,
Draco:
With the Hogwarts crest too,
Viktor:
Vith 80's out-of-style-hairdos,
All:
Quidditch USA!
Draco:
You'd catch 'em flying down to Hogsmeade,
Harry/Viktor:
Inside outside USA
Draco:
Ventura County Line,
Harry/Viktor:
Inside outside USA
Draco:
To the Durmstrang Bay,
Harry/Viktor:
Inside outside USA
Draco:
Or where the Seine's waters shine,
Harry/Viktor:
Inside outside USA
Draco:
All over Manhattan
Harry/Viktor:
Inside outside USA
Draco:
And down Honeydukes Way,
Harry/Viktor:
Inside outside USA
Draco:
Everybody's playing Quidditch,
All:
Quidditch USA!
Harry:
We'll all be planning out a route,
Viktor:
Ve're lifting off real soon,
Draco:
We're polishing our Firebolts,
Harry:
We can't wait for June,
Viktor:
Ve'll all be gone for ze summer,
Draco:
We're playing Quidditch all day,
Harry:
Tell Snape we're playing Quidditch,
All:
Quidditch USA!
Draco:
To Ireland and Bulgaria,
Harry/Viktor:
Inside outside USA
Draco:
And to the Promenade
Harry/Viktor:
Inside outside USA
Draco:
We'll also visit Beauxbatons
Harry/Viktor:
Inside outside USA
Draco:
Redondo Beach, L.A.
Harry/Viktor:
Inside outside USA
Draco:
To the Shrieking Shack
Harry/Viktor:
Inside outside USA
Draco:
Knockturn Alley any day
Harry/Viktor:
Inside outside USA
Draco:
Everybody's playing Quidditch,
All:
Quidditch USA!
Harry:
Everybody's playing Quidditch,
All:
Quidditch USA!
Viktor:
Everybody's playing Quidditch,
All:
Quidditch USA!
Draco:
Everybody's playing Quidditch,
All:
Quidditch USA!
All:
Everybody's playing Quidditch,
Quidditch USA!
Everybody's playing Quidditch,
Quidditch USA!
Everybody's playing Quidditch,
Quidditch USA!
A/N: Okay, I'm obsessed with Meagan's filks and with the Beach Boys, so I got this odd little hybrid of a filk. ^_______^ Some words may not fit perfectly, but for the most part, they fit pretty well. =)
Disclaimer: The song "Surfin' U.S.A.'' belongs to the Beach Boys. And Alvin and the Chipmunks, he he... Quidditch, Harry, Draco, and Viktor Krum belong to J.K. Rowling.
Harry, Draco, and Viktor are standing on the beach, wielding electric guitars and dressed just like Harry and Co. were in the Ballade of the Oppressed Characters. :)
They start rocking out and singing.
Harry:
If everybody had a broomstick,
Draco:
In the ol' U.K.,
Viktor:
Everybody'd be playing Quidditch,
Zey'd all be flying avay,
Harry:
The Muggles would wear Quidditch robes,
Draco:
With the Hogwarts crest too,
Viktor:
Vith 80's out-of-style-hairdos,
All:
Quidditch USA!
Draco:
You'd catch 'em flying down to Hogsmeade,
Harry/Viktor:
Inside outside USA
Draco:
Ventura County Line,
Harry/Viktor:
Inside outside USA
Draco:
To the Durmstrang Bay,
Harry/Viktor:
Inside outside USA
Draco:
Or where the Seine's waters shine,
Harry/Viktor:
Inside outside USA
Draco:
All over Manhattan
Harry/Viktor:
Inside outside USA
Draco:
And down Honeydukes Way,
Harry/Viktor:
Inside outside USA
Draco:
Everybody's playing Quidditch,
All:
Quidditch USA!
Harry:
We'll all be planning out a route,
Viktor:
Ve're lifting off real soon,
Draco:
We're polishing our Firebolts,
Harry:
We can't wait for June,
Viktor:
Ve'll all be gone for ze summer,
Draco:
We're playing Quidditch all day,
Harry:
Tell Snape we're playing Quidditch,
All:
Quidditch USA!
Draco:
To Ireland and Bulgaria,
Harry/Viktor:
Inside outside USA
Draco:
And to the Promenade
Harry/Viktor:
Inside outside USA
Draco:
We'll also visit Beauxbatons
Harry/Viktor:
Inside outside USA
Draco:
Redondo Beach, L.A.
Harry/Viktor:
Inside outside USA
Draco:
To the Shrieking Shack
Harry/Viktor:
Inside outside USA
Draco:
Knockturn Alley any day
Harry/Viktor:
Inside outside USA
Draco:
Everybody's playing Quidditch,
All:
Quidditch USA!
Harry:
Everybody's playing Quidditch,
All:
Quidditch USA!
Viktor:
Everybody's playing Quidditch,
All:
Quidditch USA!
Draco:
Everybody's playing Quidditch,
All:
Quidditch USA!
All:
Everybody's playing Quidditch,
Quidditch USA!
Everybody's playing Quidditch,
Quidditch USA!
Everybody's playing Quidditch,
Quidditch USA!