Quidditch USA

A/N: Okay, I'm obsessed with Meagan's filks and with the Beach Boys, so I got this odd little hybrid of a filk. ^_______^ Some words may not fit perfectly, but for the most part, they fit pretty well. =)

Disclaimer: The song "Surfin' U.S.A.'' belongs to the Beach Boys. And Alvin and the Chipmunks, he he... Quidditch, Harry, Draco, and Viktor Krum belong to J.K. Rowling.

Harry, Draco, and Viktor are standing on the beach, wielding electric guitars and dressed just like Harry and Co. were in the Ballade of the Oppressed Characters. :)
They start rocking out and singing.

Harry:
If everybody had a broomstick,

Draco:
In the ol' U.K.,

Viktor:
Everybody'd be playing Quidditch,
Zey'd all be flying avay,

Harry:
The Muggles would wear Quidditch robes,

Draco:
With the Hogwarts crest too,

Viktor:
Vith 80's out-of-style-hairdos,

All:
Quidditch USA!

Draco:
You'd catch 'em flying down to Hogsmeade,

Harry/Viktor:
Inside outside USA

Draco:
Ventura County Line,

Harry/Viktor:
Inside outside USA

Draco:
To the Durmstrang Bay,

Harry/Viktor:
Inside outside USA

Draco:
Or where the Seine's waters shine,

Harry/Viktor:
Inside outside USA

Draco:
All over Manhattan

Harry/Viktor:
Inside outside USA

Draco:
And down Honeydukes Way,

Harry/Viktor:
Inside outside USA

Draco:
Everybody's playing Quidditch,

All:
Quidditch USA!

Harry:
We'll all be planning out a route,

Viktor:
Ve're lifting off real soon,

Draco:
We're polishing our Firebolts,

Harry:
We can't wait for June,

Viktor:
Ve'll all be gone for ze summer,

Draco:
We're playing Quidditch all day,

Harry:
Tell Snape we're playing Quidditch,

All:
Quidditch USA!

Draco:
To Ireland and Bulgaria,

Harry/Viktor:
Inside outside USA

Draco:
And to the Promenade

Harry/Viktor:
Inside outside USA

Draco:
We'll also visit Beauxbatons

Harry/Viktor:
Inside outside USA

Draco:
Redondo Beach, L.A.

Harry/Viktor:
Inside outside USA

Draco:
To the Shrieking Shack

Harry/Viktor:
Inside outside USA

Draco:
Knockturn Alley any day

Harry/Viktor:
Inside outside USA

Draco:
Everybody's playing Quidditch,

All:
Quidditch USA!

Harry:
Everybody's playing Quidditch,

All:
Quidditch USA!

Viktor:
Everybody's playing Quidditch,

All:
Quidditch USA!

Draco:
Everybody's playing Quidditch,

All:
Quidditch USA!

All:
Everybody's playing Quidditch,
Quidditch USA!
Everybody's playing Quidditch,
Quidditch USA!
Everybody's playing Quidditch,
Quidditch USA!