Steven in the big ray gun
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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To the Crystal Gems;
You are needed in Toledo.
URGENT!
This is NOT just a convenient way of getting you out of this story.
Sincerely, the writer.
Garnet sighs as she puts down. "How dumb dose he think we are?" She looks heavenward. "I don't care how much our presence upsets the plot. Were not leaving just so that idiot general can have a fair-chance of capturing Steven for his Gem-powered ray gun!"
"It really says something about our lives that that isn't the FIRST time she's said that." Admits Pearl with a sigh.
"Yo, lame disguise at 12 'o' clock." Points out Amethyst. Sure enough, General Specific was coming up the path...disguised as a wolf."
Pearls sighs, "Okay, that is just sad." The Crystal Gems then run over to pummel the living daylight's out of the inept General...again.
"I'm not inept! I'm the head of a top-secret military orgini- GAH!" Private Public sighed in his lion disguise, "I'll call the ambulance...again."
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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