Born out of a University Harry Potter Society fan fiction and fan art night. This was written shortly after the release of the trailer for DH1, and we were discussing exactly how annoying it was that the wheat field (first seen in HBP, when Harry and Ginny spend a lot of pointless time running around in the dark), would be back, when it wasn't even in the book, and it was unnecessary and WHY would they put that in there? (you get the picture). And lo and behold, I pick a random prompt, and it says 'wheat field', so here goes.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. If I did, Remus and Sirius would be going at it like rabbits, Lucius and Hermione would be having lots of little frizzy blonde babies, and Snape would be handcuffed to my bedpost wearing nothing but a blush and a red bow on certain pieces of his anatomy. I'm just playing with a bucket and spade in JK's sand pit for a while. =] Enjoy
There once was a wheat field, a virtual one. It was lovely and golden, but slightly muddy in the bottom, with the odd stream gurgling away, and sometimes Harry Potter, being cranky and pubescent, because he's troubled like that. The only problem with this wheat field was that it didn't actually exist, not in the world of JK. The idiots at Warner Bros brought it into existence because it was a dramatically talented wheat field. There was much growling and teeth grinding from the rabid fan girls, and so they found a non-existent way to travel to the non-existent wheat field, and burnt it to a cinder.
There was much rejoicing.