Ok hi guys it's MinecraftMew here with another story! I'm taking a break from my main story "The amourshipping mission" and this will just be a side thing for whenever I have writers block or something for my main story, which I do right now. This will be Pokemon Characters react to shippings! It would be WAY to obvious to start with amourshipping (no matter HOW tempting it is) so I'm starting with Professor ivy and Brock, or Traumashipping
Pokemon characters react: Traumashipping
Ash:
"Ok, so I'm not the smartest person when it comes to this stuff, but I'll give it a go." "Brock got completely traumatized, and that's all we know. I do joke about it with him every now and then, but then he goes on about Serena. Seriously guys she's just a friend. I think..."
Gary:
"Lolwat? I don't care! I'm GARY OAK who has over 9000 cheerleaders! What? They quit? I THINK NOT GET BACK HERE CHEERLEADERS!"
Misty:
"Oh man this is gonna be fun. So whenever I pull him away from the poor innocent girl that he falls in love with, I always whisper "ivy" in his ear. Wait. You take it as a hint that I LIKE that gym leader?! MALLET TIME! And I like ash btw. Wha- NO I DIDNT SAY THAT!"
Brock:
"NO! GET AWAY FROM ME!"
Tracy:
"What I think happened is Brock tried to ask her out, then rejected him. This made him traumatized and never want to talk about it again. That's all I have to say."
May:
"I've never met Ivy, but I've heard the story's. I always make fun of him for that. Wait. You take it as a hint that I LIKE him? BLAZIKEN USE HYPERBEAM!" "Blaze blaziken..." (but May I dont know hyperbeam...) "TOO BAD JUST USE MEGA KICK grr I thought you knew I like Drew.."
Me:
"OWWW!" Short... Intermission..."
Max:
"I'm only 7. I don't know anything like that. But Bonnie is kinda cute I guess... Wha- NO I DIDNT SAY THAT! What do I think of the pairing though? It won't work out. Brock is obviously traumatized so it won't work out."
Dawn:
*Facepalm* "it... Won't... Work..."
Iris:
"This Brock. What a kid. Wait. He's 20?! Geez you would of thought he'd have gotten over that by now. Still calling him a kid though."
Cilan:
"I met Brock once. He's a cool guy, but I don't see them together. It's unflavorerful and it will just go down in the end."
Clemont:
"I don't know either of them, but luckily, THE FUTURE IS NOW THANKS TO SCIENCE! I have made the "match people together 2000!" Now if I just turn it on..." BOOOOOOMMMMMM "*cough* well then"
Bonnie:
I DONT CARE ABOUT TRAUMASHIPPING I JUST WANT ASH AND SERENA TO GET TOGETHER AND FIND A WIFE FOR MY BROTHER. Wait. Who's Max?
Serena:
*Staring at picture of Ash* "Huh? NO I WAS NOT STARING AT A PICTURE OF ASH! Ok, so what are we doing? Ok got it. I've seen many pairings because I search random things on the internet sometimes. Don't judge me. Brock and Ivy? No. Brock obviously doesn't like her, and he LOVES every girl he sees. Ivy, I don't know, there's not much evidence. Ok, see you later!" *goes back to staring at picture of Ash*
Ok... So the Pokemon characters had interesting things to say... I will ONLY add pikachu in the discussion when it's a shipping with Ash in it. If you don't know already, I am not a gymshipper or a shoppingshipper. These are the ships I follow:
Ash: amourshipping (OTP) but has a soft spot for pokeshipping
Misty: lol I don't know, again, soft spot for pokeshipping.
Brock: luckshipping
Gary: whoever is willing to put up with his arrogentness...
Jessie:rocketshipping
James: rocketshipping
May: contestshipping
Max: Max and Bonnie. We should call it childshipping!
Dawn: Penguinshipping
Iris: I don't know
Cilan: I don't know
Clemont: I don't know
Bonnie: look where it says max
Serena: AMOURSHIPPING FO LIFEZ!
