A.N Hey peoples! This isn't your average fanfiction! This is technically a parody. My Death eater version of Kidnap the Sandy claws from Nigthmare before Christmas. If you haven't seen the film it's fine. This was something I made about a year ago just for fun and I found when I was going through my cupboards. To make it clear this is just for fun, so please enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry potter or nightmare before Christmas. I wish I did though.
Bellatrix Lestrange, Lucius malfoy, and Rodolphus Lestrange had just got out of their latest meeting. They had been planning their attack and kidnap of the prophecy. They were all excited about the up coming mission.
All: Kidnap the prophecy?
L: I wanna do it!
R: Keep on dreaming.
B: Voldy said we should work together.
R: Three of a kind!
L: Owls of a feather!
B: Now and forever!
All: *Evil laugh* Avada da da da da, da da da da da kedavra!
Kidnap the prophecy, smash it up just right!
Work out all it's mysteries, then turn out Potter's light!
B: First we're going to set some bait,
Involving Sirius Black and wait.
When Potter comes a-sniffing, we will snap the trap and he'll get back late!
L: Wait, I've got a better scheme,
To catch that little prophecy.
We'll break into the ministry,
And when we're done, we'll have some fun!
All: Kidnap the prophecy,
Use that big red box,
Ride those magic Thesterals,
And set your wand to Nox!
B: Then Mr dark lord Voldemort,
B&L: Can take the whole world over then,
He'll be so pleased I do declare,
All: Tell muggles "To beware!"
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
R: I say that we take a wand,
And aim it at the door and then,
Smash all the little glass balls,
The ministry will be no more!
B: *Rolling eyes* You're so stupid, think now.
Come on now, you're Slytherins,
If we screw this little quest,
B&L: Then the dark lord will crucio us black and green!
All: Kidnap the prophecy,
We really are so bad!
Fight with Albus Dumbledore,
Then see if he is sad!
B&L: Because mr Voldemort is the evilest guy around, if I were on his mudblood list,
I'd get out of town!
R: He'll be so pleased by our success,
L: That he'll reward us too I bet!
L&R: Perhaps he'll make a special brew
All: Of death and mudblood stew!
(Get it? Death stew? Death eaters? Never mind.)
All: We're his little death eaters,
And we take our job with pride.
We do our best to please him,
And stay on his good side!
B: I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb!
R: I'm not the dumb one!
L: You're no fun!
B: Shut up!
L: Make me!
B: I've got something, listen now,
This one's real good you'll see!
He'll dream of torturing Sirius Black,
And make sure little Potter sees.
Now in the ministry we'll wait and hide,
L: Until his curiosity,
All: Entices him to come inside
And then we'll have him,
One, two, three!
Kill off the Potter boy, duel him with a stick,
Look inside his mind, then see what makes him tick!
Kill off the Potter boy, use that swish and flick!
Mr you know who is sure to get his kicks!
Kidnap the prophecy, see what we will see,
Locked up real tight, but we'll break entery!
*Evil laugh!*
Yay hope you liked it! If you like this song check out Brizzy Voices version, it's really good! Please review and check out my marauders pass notes!Time for a nap now.