Alright, this will be a more colorful segment of the Simply Stupid universe with three words: Pink and Superheroes. Here is the summary:
Emu Hojo/Kamen Rider Ex-Aid and Asuna Karino/Poppy Pipopapo, after everything that has happened to them and the CR members after that day Emu donned the Mighty Action X gashat, gets fired after Poppy attempted to strangle Gentaro Kisaragi/Kamen Rider Fourze for a mis-understanding involving a robot that strangles people out of habit. Emu then sets off for San Diego, California to join an E-sports team, while Poppy stows away inside of Emu's cell-phone...
If you don't know what this show is about, look up Kamen Rider: Ex-Aid. Enjoy and Review! I don't own Kamen Rider nor anything that will appear.
In Seito University Hospital's CR medical station, Emu Hojo was playing TokuMeki Crisis, with a screaming Poppy Pipopapo, the game's mascot, dancing inside of the machine.
"*huff!* Please Emu! For *huff!* the first time I don't want to exercise!" The pink haired bugster shouts to the doctor, dancing to Gangman style while attaining a new highscore doing so, until the words OPPA GANGMAN STYLE! bops Poppy on the head, knocking her over with her trying to recollect her breath gasping and shouting out "*gasp!* hea-*gasp!* rt atta*gasp!* ck!" attempting to exit TokuMeki Crisis, Poppy transformed herself into her alter ego, Asuna Karino, incase anyone other than the CR riders visits the clinic for a pediatritain's visit for Emu. Not that he needed any.
"I wish Hiiro and Taiga were here instead of being stationed at the surgical wards." Asuna groans as she stares at Emu for a response. Only for a door to open with an armored person that resembles a space shuttle/astronaut.
"It's space time!" The armored person shouts, sadly, to his disdain, no-one reacted.
"Who are you? Emu asks in uncertainty, with the person de-henshining into a guy with a pompadour, otherwise known as Gentaro Kisaragi/Kamen Rider Fourze.
"Uh... Don't you guys remember me?" the rider asked, wondering why both look confused.
"nope."
"I gave you guys a robot." THAT got their attention. Emu was wondering why, but Asuna, she was enraged.
Back in 2017...
"I got a ripped box forsome reason Poppy! Some guy named Gentaro sent it to me." Emu called from the other side of the CR room as Poppy stared at him in disbelief, specifically that the box was broken INSIDE out.
"I'm gonna read the message."
"Okay..." Poppy responded, until a little feminine robot wearing a tutu climbs onto her arms. "aw... What's a little robot like you do-" The little robot then raps it's fingers around her neck and presses it's thumbs as it attempted to strangle Poppy as she (Poppy) fell to the floor, knocking off the green hat that she is always seen with and rips the robot off of her neck.
"Huh. It says here that the package is a robot that he dubbed as EP10. Sounds like a thing meant for TV." Emu joked as he turned around. Before Emu spotted it, the robot (EP10) climbs into Poppy's clothes, making it resemble if she had implants... painfully large implants. "Since when did you get implants Poppy?"
"Uh..." Before she could say anything, EP10 bursts out of her clothes, needless to say, Emu was suprised and disgusted by the scene.
"What the hell was that?" he then shouts before staring at Poppy, who was craddling on the floor in embarrassment before transporting herself into her arcade machine.
Present Day...
"That robot was from YOU?" Asuna questions, secretly clenching her fists in anger towards Gentaro, who was still talking to Emu and having a good time doing so in the process.
"I'LL %!@#ING KILL YOU!" screams Asuna, morphing into her actual self and grabs onto Gentaro's neck in the process.
4 Hours later...
"I can't believe we got fired!" Asuna cried as she and Emu walked along Seito, Japan's streets. To an average eye, it looked like Asuna was crying due to needing to sell the TokuMeki Crisis machine for cash, unfortunately, that would mean that she would sell herself unless she moves into an electronic or to the "game world". She wouldn't.
"I don't really care at the moment." Emu muttered apathetically. Considering the circumstances, Emu got dragged into her mess, so he should be angry at her... luckily, he remembered an advertisement for an E-sports team at San Diego for Smash Each other in the Ass Bros., Splat-Furries AND for Tokubetsu Robots. It's a deal he couldn't resist, moving to a country to play games, get back into the MLG tounaments and get paid doing so.
"Wait..." Asuna contemplates and looks at Emu, thinking that she could move in with Emu and then have a home. "Can I move in with you Emu?"
"No." he just had to blow it up.
"REA- Nani?! Why?"
"I'm moving."
"Where?"
"San Diego." THAT irked Asuna.
"San Diego..." Muttered Asuna in confusion, Dan Kuroto never taught her about cities outside of Japan, only that she is required to do office and medical work for the Genm corporation. "What's San Diego?" the bugster asks in an idiotic tone.
"Never mind. Well, goodbye Asuna, because I will be rising to the top in gami-" "LET ME COME WITH YOU! I'm officially homeless." Asuna interupts Emu before he could set off, knowing that she might get turned down if she doesn't react fast enough. Goodwill was by her side though, Emu was thinking that she should come. In response to her request and her horrible situation he answers.
"Promise me that you won't screw up this time, I'll translate for you, English to Japanese, but we need to leave your arcade machine behind. You're lucky I forgive you." The former doctor affirms. Unfortunately, Asuna was clueless.
"Uh... I teleport back to the machine unless I get downloaded into an electronic."
"Fine. Just let me decide which one with a screen."
The Next Day at San Diego...
"Idaina keikaku Emu!" Poppy shouts from Emu's smartphone, straight into the poor gamer's earbuds as they exit the San Diego International Airport.
"Ow, ow, ow!" Emu winces in English as he walked out, looking for a telephone booth, or even a phone book and a wi-fi covered area. When Emu got to one, he felt his phone vibrate, but when he found out what happened in there, it was Poppy somehow doing graffiti in his home screen.
Chapter 1 end...That went crazy. This will be my first X-Over. The possibilities are endless if you have the right material, mine happend to be memes, politics, ruined, silly childhood memories and video games.
