Another One-Shot series I have for you guys. This series mainly focus on a few AUs of The Loud House (some already existing and a few of my own; like this one), but that doesn't mean there won't be crossovers. However, this isn't exactly a main priority to me, its more for fun if anything. So, I'm not sure how often this will be updated. And also, I will NOT be taking requests. With all that out of the way, let's get things started.


As young Lincoln Loud awoke, he heard a tap on his bedroom door. After getting dressed, he opened to find little Lily waiting for him. "Hey Lily," the boy said happily. The young infant was always bring a smile to his face.

"Daddy!" said Lily as she literally flew into her "Daddy's" loving arms.

Your probably asking "What's going on here?". Well, the answer is quite simple; Lincoln was the father of five 'special' little girls. And by 'special', I mean hybrids. Awhile back, there were reports of a mysterious insect the size of a car roaming the woods. The insect was said to become or take on the characteristics of whatever it eats. Long story short, the bug 'fused' with a teenage girl, thus making her a queen of sorts; and Lincoln was her pick to create a hive.

While the hive was destroyed by a cave-in, the four surviving eggs hatched. The newborn children then found him, and the reception from his family were mixed. But, Lincoln...just didn't have the heart to get rid of them, so he became their father and they've been living with his family ever since.

Speaking of which, the usual actions of the Loud family were currently taking place; from Luna's jam sessions to Lynn's indoor parkour. The young father took his baby girl downstairs to watch her favorite show about a kind alien traveler always making people happy. The soundtrack always made her laugh, and that always brought a smile to Lincoln's face.

"Hey, Dad," he heard a voice next to him, causing him to flinch in fear. "Oh, good morning, Lucy," he said composing himself. Lucy was his eldest daughter, who had six eyes that she hid behind her hair and wings like Lily did. Since they were home, both girls had their wings out in the open, with Lucy wearing white shorts and a black tank top.

"You want to see 'Travis' Travels' with me and your sister?" Lincoln offered the goth a place on the couch, but she declined. "No thanks. My favorite episode is 'The Dark Orb of Evil', anyway. I was asking if you could help me with a boss I'm stuck on in 'Leonardo's Manor'."

Like the insect they came from, some of Lincoln's daughters inherited a few characteristics from him and their mother. For example, they loved video games as well, as long as it corresponded with their interests.

"Well, I'd love to, sweetie, but you know how Lily is," he said as he pointed a thumb to the infant who was grabbing his shirt, making sure he didn't go anywhere as Travis was doing his usual thing on T.V. Unfortunately for her, a loud crash could be heard from upstairs.

'Sounds like the twins are at it again' Lincoln thought. He made his way upstairs after asking Lucy to watch over Lily, and wondered what they were arguing over this time. Lola and Lana hatched from the same egg, thus making them twins. At least, that's how everyone looks at it. Anyhow, they were opposites in both personality and appearance.

Lana was his muddy little bedbug that was the closest he had to a son. She was a master in their little mud fights, thanks to her four arms. Whenever they go outside, however, she had to wear gloves or anything to cover her clawed hands and long sleeves for her elbow spikes. It kind of worried her, since she was afraid that she would accidently hurt her dad.

Lola was his little princess who inherited more from her mother than Lincoln. With her bossy nature and her daddy's planning skills, she would take command of her sisters whenever Daddy was away. Even if Daddy specifically left Lucy in charge, she'd still try to order her around.

As he entered the twins' room, he found that they've taken their fighting to the ceiling (they're part bug after all). "You two. Down here. Now," he said in a fatherly tone. Not wanting to anger him, they dropped onto Lola's bed, and readied for the scolding they'll probably get.

"Daddy, before you say anything, I just want you to know...IT WAS ALL LANA'S FAULT!" she yelled out that last piece of info.

"WAS NOT!"

"WAS TOO!"

"ENOUGH!" Lincoln yelled, fed up with this.

The twins quickly fell silent. It was rare for their father to raise his voice at either at them, and when he did, they knew they were in deep trouble. Lincoln then calmed down and continued, "Now, what's this all about?"

"I was telling Hops about my day with you and Aunt Lynn yesterday, and Lola just lost it," Lana explained. The young father turned to his little princess, "Sweetie, is something bothering you?"

''Is something bothering me' he says' Lola eye twitched in frustration. "You want to know what's bothering me!?" she said, still refusing to make eye contact, "My STUPID legs are what's bothering me!"

"Lana...could you give us some privacy?" Lincoln asked his bedbug. "Sure, Dad," she said as she hopped off the bed and closed the door as she left. You see, while Lana's top half had four arms, Lola had the legs and abdomen of the insect they came from- which made it impossible for her to go out in public.

"Lola..."

"DON'T... don't even try, Lincoln," Lola was clearly in a bad mood, even calling her dad by his name. "Can you at least look at me then?" he pleaded in a way any worried father would.

When she did, he could see that her mascara was running- ruining the rest of her makeup and revealing the markings on her face. "Everyone else gets to have normal lives while I'm stuck in here, and there freaks like me. All except for Lisa," she said.

Lisa was by far the most human out of all the girls, except for the markings they each had, but they easily hid them with make-up; to Lucy and Lana's dismay. Though, people have asked how she had a high I.Q. for a 4-year old. But in reality, the bug was highly intelligent, so it was a no brainer that Lisa would inherit it.

"So, maybe you won't have a normal life...but, really, how boring would that be?" Lincoln reassured his daughter. "What do you mean?" Lola was confused by her daddy's words.

"Honestly, before you girls came along, my life was kind of dull," he said. Lola raised an eyebrow, clearly not buying it for a second, but she let him continue. "I'm serious. My sisters had their own special talents, while I was just...me."

"But, what's wrong with you? Your the best daddy ever," the girl said as her bottom half crawled off her bed so she could stand in front of him. "Exactly. How many kids my age can say that?"

Lola was sort of starting to get it. "Lola, you life may not be normal...but its bound to be more exciting," as Lincoln finished, his princess hugged him as she wiped a few tears on his shirt.

"I love you, Daddy," she said.

"I love you too, princess," her father returned her hug. He then asked if she wanted to watch T.V. with him and her sisters, which she agreed. The two made their way downstairs to join the others right when the next episode of 'Travis' Travels' was starting; which was about "the insanest race in outer space".

Having overheard her older sister's dilemma, Lisa made a note to find a way to make Lola happy. Normally, she wouldn't care for these kinds of issues. But, after hearing her father's words, what good is life without taking a few risks. She then joined her family in the living room.

"He's a good dad, don't you think, Lori?" Leni asked her older sister as she peeked from their shared room. "I guess," was all Lori could say. Ever since the incident with the bug, she hasn't been herself. How wouldn't she? After all...she did basically 'rape' her little brother.


Before anyone asks, the characters are the same age as they are in the show. The monster bug I'm talking about is basically the Cybug from Wreck-It Ralph. In the movie, we see that a newly hatched cybug rapidly grows. But since the girls are part human, they stopped at different stages.
Lucy- Adolescent
Lola and Lana- Juvenile (Not sure if that's right)
Lisa- Toddler
Lily- Baby
Anyway, I will have an origin chapter for this, but at a later date. Also, good luck guessing which show that the characters are referencing. If you do, which episodes am I referring to.