So, this is a FICTIOUS diary of a girl completely and utterly obsessed with Twilight.

I want to make sure everyone understands that I'm not, in any way, making fun of people who are obsessed with this series. For heavens sake, I'm obsessed with it. It's just to make fellow Twilighters laugh at themselves.

It's pretty self-explanatory, so enjoy. :)

August 22, 2010.

Wow! Can you believe my mom got me a Twilight diary? It's so pretty! There's an apple on the front, just like the book. I almost feel like I am Stephenie Meyer, writing my own book!

I suppose I should tell you about myself, Diary. Well, I'll call you…Carlie. I've already named my blog online Renesmee. My name is Bella Rosealice Jasmet Forever Dawn. It's actually Molly Lynn Smith, but I'm planning on legally changing my name to that when I turn eighteen. Two more years to go!

I'm an avid Twilight fan! It's my whole entire LIFE! I've read each book like, a billion times. It's the most amazing series ever. Ever. I own a ton of Twilight stuff. My room is decorated with Twilight posters—I think I have one of every character! I also have a bedspread, phone cover, iPod cover, ringtone, jewelry, purses, keychains, clothes, mugs, dolls, cardboard cut-outs, shoes, perfume, cards, Band-Aids, and much more dedicated to the god send that is Twilight.

Oh. And I have a younger sister named Holly. She thinks I take the word "obsessed" to a whole new level with Twilight—she just doesn't understand. You do, don't you Carlie? You are a Twilight diary, after all.

I guess I should tell you about my day. Well, it's my birthday. I got a brand new Edward poster, (I hung it over the cut-out in the corner of my room) and a Bella doll. My aunt bought me perfume—the one that is supposed to smell like Bella :) it's my favorite. Needless to say I sprayed myself thoroughly upon opening that gift. I then opened you, my dear Carlie. I squealed with delight! I knew you would go perfectly with my Twilight bookmark.

My grandma had the audacity to buy me fake fangs! I was SO offended! I threw them away immediately. I couldn't have that in my house! WWES? That means, What Would Edward Say? Vampires don't have fangs—Brahms Stoker didn't know what he was talking about.

My mom had bought an Eclipse cake—it was quite delicious. It had an icing picture of Bella on it. (I can't call her Kristen Stewart. That's just wrong.) I couldn't eat any of that part. Bella is my idol…I even had to look away when my mom cut her in half. Edward would have jumped in front of the cake and saved the icing Bella if he were here. If only…

Well, school tomorrow. :) I have my outfit chosen! My Edward t-shirt, my skinny jeans that I sued the Cullen crest onto the back pockets, and my white converse with "Be Safe" written on the top. :) Not to mention my Twilight bag, my spray on glitter that I use daily, my topaz contact lenses, and my Twilight book always at hand. It's a good thing I'm already pale.

Time to snuggle into my Cullen sheets and dream of being in Forks! Talk to you tomorrow, Carlie!

-Molly Cullen.