Bill : Hey there everybody! The name's Bill Cipher.
Me : Bill! Get out of here!
Bill : But why? Don't you like me as a friend?
Me : NO I DON'T!
Bill : Just roll the disclaimer kid.
Me : Ugh. Fine.
I do not own Disney, Alex Hirsch, or Gravity Falls and its characters.
Mabel : YEAH! NOBODY CAN OWN US!
Me : WE DON'T CARE!
ON WITH THE STORY!
Gravity Falls Maximum Security Prison
Gideon's POV
What, just what kind of problem did that boy have against me other than trying to kill him and make his sister my peach dumpling? I was wondering that to myself, and then came the flying nacho cheese Dorito himself.
" Hey there friend!" Bill said.
" What do you want Mr. AlmightyPowerfulDorito" I sneered at him.
" Yeesh, kid relax! All I want is to make a deal!" Bill has said confidentially.
"What kind of deal?" I asked suspiciously.
"HEY! Prisoner in Cell 618! QUIET!" The warden yelled.
"I want you to break out and steal Pine Tree's journal!" He had said.
"And what will you give me in return demon?" I snapped back.
" Revenge on anyone, also, if this deal will work, STOP CALLING ME A DORITO!" He yelled.
"Deal!" I proclaimed. " I also have an idea of what I should do for revenge!"
"Kid, I can see in your mind. I'm a freaking dream demon, did you forget?" Dorito said
Bill : Hey! Author guy! I AM NOT A DORITO!
Me : Okay! Just shut up and let us get to the story!
" Alright Star ( Gideon's Symbol )! Let's get revenge" Bill said darkly.
And from here, it all went wrong.
Me : Alright! Hope you enjoyed! Chapter 2 will come your way shortly! Remember, Review and...
Bill : Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram ,buy gold BYE!
Me : Hey! That's my line!