A/N: This popped in my head. There's something jolly-good wrong with me! It's teh first chappty-chappy. :D
If Melissa is the only one reading this, prepare yourself for my usual pervy-randomness. :D
(Melissa has an account 2! Melissa364!)
She's my Cabbage-friend! And no, of course I didn't just make that nickname up! Serious! *insert nervous laugh* don't kill me Melissa... O.o
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN HETALIA! If I did, the things I would make them do... Especially Russia... The naughty, naughty, NAUGHTY THINGS! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA*cough cough* HAHAHA! :3
Reviewing will make me and England happier. :3
Onward to storyland, Mr. Pinky Peg! *flies away with England and Mr. Pinky Peg, the pink Pegasus*
698 words in this first one, btw, so it's not that long. :3
Matt sprawled out on Alfred's couch lazily, staring at the television. Nothing particularly interesting was on, and it was pouring rain outside. Well, for about a week it had been pouring buckets. When the rain first started, Al had insisted Matt come over, saying, "Being the hero I am, I can't let you be alone during a storm! You should stay over! I'm the hero, so it's my job to see that you're safe". Matt smiled to himself. He couldn't help but giggle at his new boyfriend's protective tendencies. He also thought it was adorable that Al thought he was a superhero. Matt never said he wasn't, so the more rambunctious blonde kept the persona up. 'He's so sweet and he doesn't even know it...' Matt thought happily. Ever since he started dating Al, he has been nothing but sweet and funny, despite being a little bit oblivious to certain things. But, he treated Matt almost, well, like a princess, and spoiled him silly. Matt turned his head, and he watched Alfred cook on the stove. Of course, lo and behold, Alfred was cooking his favorite: cheeseburgers. The grilling stove sizzled and hissed as he whistled to himself. He took out a tall, crisp white chef hat, which he placed slightly askew on his head. He also wore an apron that said "Kiss and Sleep with the Cook", which he borrowed from Matt's perverted older brother Francis. Matt's giggles turned into pure laughter as Alfred started shrilly whistling "My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard..." Hearing Matt laugh, Al turned around and flashed his trademark Hollywood grin. His pearly white teeth shined, despite the darkness outside. His blue orbs sparkled, and those pair of eyes reflected his persona perfectly; happy, free-spirited, and fun. Matt felt butterflies, but smiled back, and a light blush rouged his cheeks. After a moment, Al turned back to his cooking. He whistling turned into humming, and then he started singing a loud, slightly out of tune version of "I Know You Want Me", and swung his hips, and Matt felt his pants get a little bit tighter. 'Thank goodness I'm wearing jeans!' Matt thought with relief, still giggling. Then, Al slapped his ass, and looked at Matt with a seductively strong gaze.
"Yea, I know you want me~ you know I want'cha! Yes, you Matt! You want me like Louis Lane wants SUPAMAN! Woohoo!" Alfred sang, pointing at Matt, before dramatically swinging his hips, giving his butt another slap, and turning back to his burgers, his shoulders shaking slightly as he laughed.
Matt was reduced to a giggling mess, and he fell off the couch (A/N: I can't even tell you guys how many times that happened to me). After composing himself, Matt stood up, and strolled up to Al, and hugged him from the side. Matt still had a smile prominent on his face, and Al kissed him on the forehead, as he wrapped his arm around the smaller blonde's shoulder.
"Al, I'm kinda bored, although your little show was really fun to watch. What should we do?" Matt inquired, looking up to his boyfriend with a gentle grin. Alfred smiled back, but, his smile appeared to be, well, more devious.
"You need to see 'The Video.'"
"What's 'The Video'?" Matt replied, his brows scrunching in confusion. Alfred chuckled, and gently moved away from Matt's embrace, and picked up the phone. He dialed a phone number, and then held the receiver to his ear.
"Hey, Francis? Yea, it's Al. I need you to come over here and bring 'The Video' or some of the other videos. Matt wants to see them... You can? Awesome, see ya!"
Alfred put the receiver back on the dial with a dangerous smirk. He chuckled darkly.
"You sure you want to see it?" Matt shook his head eagerly, wanting to find out what the fuss was all about.
"You offered to show it, so of course I'm curious!" Matt replied with an innocent smile. Alfred only laughed and kissed his naive boyfriend on the forehead. Matt giggled cutely, and Alfred's smirk grew. Little did Matt know, it was going to be a strange, strange night.