A Twist in the Tale
Author: dyingstar-elipsis
Disclaimer: certainly does not belong to me.
Pairing: Hermione Ron
A/N: actually this is influenced by a fic called 'Red Herring' by SupremeOverlordErin-chan. The idea is generally the same but I didn't use any of her plots. Juz a series of random ramblings, title is self-explanatory, reviews kindly appreciated.
"Hermione, don't move. I'll try to make this as painless as possible."
"Ron, are you sure you know what you're doing?" Hermione eyed the person bent over her suspiciously.
Ron huffed, a little red in the face. "Even though it's my first time, I assure you I know perfectly well what's going on."
"Ron, I have no idea why I let you talk me into this. I'm probably going to regret this later."
"Hush, does it hurt?"
"No. You're being really gentle. Did you lock the door?"
"Oh no, I didn't! What if someone walks in on us?"
"I think you better go and lock it now. They'll never let us live this down."
"Too late now, I can't stop half way."
"You're really taking your own sweet time. Can you move faster?"
"Are you sure it won't hurt you?"
"Just do it."
"All right… Hermione, I think I'm stuck."
"What?! Never mind, just push it down. Yes, harder, harder!"
"Ok, I'm going to go all the way now."
"OUCH!"
"I'm so sorry! Did I hurt you? You should brush your hair more often. It has so many tangles."
"Shut up and just finish braiding my hair, will you."