Warnings/Disclaimer: Dark!Harry, Good!Darkside, Dumbledore/Ginny/Ron/Order Bashing! And lots of smex. If you don't like yaoi aka Slash stories then by all means leave now. You have been warned! Flames will be used to make smores and light my scented candles. I own nothing but Anathema and her son!
Dragon: Yay! My first Tom/Harry fic! Woohoo!
Tom: um, is she okay?
Harry: *laughs nervously*Funny story actually, uh, I kinda gave her a coke… and some candy.
Tom: *pinches the bridge of his nose* well that was brilliant...
Dragon: *rolls her eyes* Anyway, welcome back to the cast! I hope you're ready for this. Also, WELCOME! To faithful followers and new friends alike! I'm glad you've joined us for this brand new adventure and I'm pleased to see you still like me. *grins at the readers*
Lucius: Dragon, baby girl, you're forgetting something. *picks her up and plops her in his lap, kissing her temple* unless you WANT to get sued…
Dragon: *giggles and snuggles closer to him* oops, almost forgot. I do not own Harry Potter or profit from this fic in anyway. If I did own the series Tom would be married and Lucius would always be wearing leather pants.
Lucius: *nuzzles his cheek against Dragon's*Why leather?
Dragon: Cause. You're sexy. *gives him a quick kiss*
Tom: *rolls his eyes as he cuddles with Harry* Roll story!