Chapter 1
Operation Zero
Reformed Version
"What! You made me and my team all come here to deliver ice cream!" yelled Numbuh 1
"Sorry, but can I still have your autograph," asked Numbuh 101.
" Forget it! I'm outta here!"
"Wait!" cried out a stranger. "Don't leave. You see those statues? Those are villains. If you don't believe me, I triple dog dare you to push one down."
"Fine. but who are you?" questioned Numbuh 1.
" I'm Numbuh 24, but you can call me Insane Brain. I'll tell you my real name later..." explained Numbuh 24 mysteriously.
Numbuh 1 autographs Numbuh 101's book, then he went over and kicked the statue. He was surprised when the statue cried in pain."Whoa, didn't see that coming," he said to himself.
" Don't let them get the reccomissioning module. They're planning to reccomission GrandFather," said Insane Brain (Numbuh 24).
" Well in that case Kids Next Door Battlestations," commanded Numbuh 1.
" Numbuh 5 ready!"
" Numbuh 4 ready!"
" Numbuh 3 ready!"
" Numbuh 2 ready!"
" Numbuh 1 ready!"
" Numbuh 83 ready!"
" Numbuh 84 ready!"
"Numbuh 101 ready!"
" Adults attack!" Mr. Boss yelled angrily.
"I think we should tie these despicable kids up," Mr. Wink Said while pulling out a rope.
"Yes indeed," said his companion. Then Numbuh 2 took the rope and ran around the chair, which made the robotic lawn chair fall. " Rope, I hope you don't trip, because I got my hands tied." Joked Numbuh 2.
"Awl..."
"Oh jeez!"
"That just stinks."
"Really."
While the villains were distracted Numbuh 1 pressed a switch marked Teen Tornadoes Fan, thus blowing away all the villains. "That went well." sighed Numbuh 1.
"No! It didn't. They have the device. I'm going to the Delightful Children from Down the Lane's mansion to try to talk Father out of this. Wait! I just got a call- the Moonbase is under attack! Sector V. You guys have got to stop 'em!" commanded Numbuh 24.
"You heard the kid; into the Coolbus," yelled Numbuh 1.
At the mansion...
"Wait! Father don't go!" cried Numbuh 24.
"What is it kid!" Father snapped.
"Don't reccomission Grandfather." commanded Numbuh 24.
"Why?" asked Father.
"Because Grandfather will make fun of you; make you run out of there with humiliation. Then Grandfather will make an army of senior citizombies." told Numbuh 24.
"Ha! You must be part of the knd if you think that you can stop me." joked Father.
" I am."
"Hehehe, WHAT!"
"Don't worry. I come in peace, don't say I didn't warn ya. Now, I must save the Moonbase from your colleagues."
At the Moonbase, Stickybeard was charging his rock candy ray when a coolbus starts shooting bubble gum and nacho cheese missiles at the main ship! But they missed and hit one of their own battleships. So, now there is only one battleship protecting The Sweet Revenge. While in battle, Stickybeard blew up one of the knds missiles. Quickly making the coolbus unable to move. Numbuh 4 looked out the window and saw The Sweet Revenge charging the cannon.
"If we get frozen in rock candy oi'll hate candy." Mumbled Numbuh 4.
"Numbuh 5 can't believe that Numbuh 5 will be destroyed by her favorite food." Cried Numbuh 5.
Stickybeard fired the cannon but two missiles blocked it. Everyone turned to see a mysterious ship. The rock candy made the missiles strong enough to destroy the second to last battleship. The knd had a enough time to send most of their best pilots out to combat The Sweet Revenge. Stickybeard and his crew immediately retreated.
While in the hanger...
"I think I know who the pilot is." Said Numbuh 2
"Who." Asked Numbuh 4
"Ace."
Everyone gasped. "You mean the guy that keeps cruddy shooting you cruddy down, and tryin to get a cruddy date wit Numbuh 3." Said Numbuh 4.
"Yeah him."
"Oi cruddy hate that guy."
The only person that came out of the ship was only known by Numbuhs 101 and 1. "Numbuh 24 is that you?" Asked Numbuh 1.
"Yes, but I failed my mission. Father is still going on with his plan." Said Numbuh 24.
"What mission! Tell us your name, numbuh and sector." Commanded Numbuh 362.
"You sent me the mission to stop Fathers plan. Me age is 12, but right now it is 8. Me numbuh is 24 and me sector is sector T. Oh yea, and me name is Joey Dingo Armadoo, but I'm related to Shane." explained Numbuh 24.
"But I didn't give you a mission and your only 8 years old."
"Maybe I should of mention that you will give me this mission."
"What do ya mean?"
"I mean that I'm from the... future."
Everyone gasped again.
" I just turned 12 a week ago, its been 4 years since this whole mess started. Numbuh 0 managed to get the remaining knd members in the underground Australia base. The Squid Squad and me were standin guard. While Numbuhs 74.239,2x4,2, Dival, and Professor XXXL were buildin the time machine. They just finish when I took me break. An explosion came they managed to get the Squid Squad. Numbuh 0 saw that I was one of the only sector leaders, so he pushed me into the portal before it closed. I already knew the mission so I found me plane and drove to the museum."
"Whoa and I thought Lizzie was crazy." Said Numbuh 1.
"Whose your team." Questioned Numbuh 362.
" Dival Numbuh 46.248.1/2.39*145.x 2x4 scientist, Adrian Numbuh 89 medic, Brialy Numbuh 82spy, Connor Numbuh 8 hand to hand combat specialist, and me sector leader." Answered Numbuh 24.
"The only way we can know for sure is getting the dna of Numbuh 24 and Shane." Said Numbuh 362.
"Call up sector OH and tell them to go to Moonbase." Demanded Numbuh 362.
When sector OH came and got the DNA test, it turned out to be right. "So what does this mean?" Asked Shane
"It means that the knd knows that I'm from the future." Answered Numbuh 24.
"So why were you sent here?" Asked Connor.
"I was sent here to save the world from Grandfather. I'm so glad to see you guys again I haven't seen you since Grandfather got you guys." Said Numbuh 24. "I now must go to the convention center to stop this. I'll take the Star Fowl. Now I need you guys to give me 2 Slugguhs, 2 Spicers, 2 Splankers, 2 Gumball guns, 1 pair of electric boxing gloves, and a sack of Marbles."
At the convention center, Father has just recomissioned Grandfather.
"Ha! You just called me here to get rid of the knd, now get out of my sight. I have real villains to see." Yelled Grandfather.
Father left quite embarrassed and angry." You again! Why are you here! Yelled Father.
"I'm here to warn ya again of Grandfather, ya remember," warned Numbuh 24.
Father then ran up and told the villains to attack. In less than 10 minutes the convention center was filled with villains battling a bunch of seniorciti zombies. Numbuh 24 quickly pulled out his M-Shooters and shot marbles at the closest opponents. While Numbuh 24 was showin up his Texan roots, the Dodgeball Wizard misfired and shot Numbuh 24's sack of marbles. Causing Numbuh 24 to fly through metal, wood, old people, dodgeballs, brick, and an force field and leaving him without a leg, a big gash in his chest, a fractured skull, a bunch of deep cuts in his arm, a lot of bruises, and while he's unconscious...
OOH... a cliff hangar eventual series and eventual Wally and Kuki love. So, do you like the beginning of my series? Hmmm... the cowboy might die-oh well. Wait! I can't make him die this series! It's revolved around him. Yikes! I poke Numbuh 24 with a stick. Crap! He's dead. I Hide the body. Hehe... nobody will notice.
Numbuh 4: What do you mean eventual Wally and Kuki love. If you don't tell me, I'll you a knuckle sandwich, ya cruddy writer!
Writer: What's that over there?
Numbuh 4: What the crud! Read and Review sign. What the crud. Hey where did you cruddy go!
