There it sits on Squilliam's face
In all it's majesty and grace
It's made him such a happy boy
It really is his pride and joy
Most folks have two eyebrows; Squilliam has one
And it's brought him so much fun
People come from all around
To see the coolest thing in town
In all the world there's nothing to compare
It just has that certain flair
All of Squilliam's friends agree
He'll go down in history