"I would accept your love- embrace this misery~!" Alice sang softly as she typed away at her laptop, kicking her blankets off her legs to end up scrunched at the foot of her bed. It was late, probably about midnight, and her singing was the only sound piercing the silence besides the occasional cranking of her close friend (and secret love), Dr. Stein, fixing the bolt in his head again and mumbling.

"I still remember before he put that silly bolt in. He was so adorable." the weapon thought quietly, glancing to her counter to a small photo frame. Held within the frame was a picture. A picture of a little blonde haired girl, a red haired boy, and a silver haired boy standing in front of a tree. A little black haired girl was hanging upside down from a branch and above the silver haired boy, her skirt falling up and revealing her pink panda panties, her long, inky hair close to touching the boy. She had fussed over this intriguing jewel, this diamond in the rough, since they met. Worrying over him, wanting him.

"I remember now, I had panda panties when I was little. I forgot to thank Yumi for giving me a copy of the picture." she said, pausing her singing. She started hearing footsteps approaching but she did not move.

"I reminded you to thank her today, Alice and you may want to fix your nightgown." Stein stated, opening her door and peering into the girl's room. She made no move to fix said nightgown.

"I still forgot, Stein. You know I am very forgetful." she replied as she heard him step into the room.

"Well, you don't want me to run some memory tests on you again, do you?" he commented, sitting on the bed and running his hand down her leg as he fixed her nightgown. The weapon let a little, pleasurable shiver at the scientist's cold touch.

"A-Ah, Stein! D-Don't taunt me!"

"Hm? How am I teasing you, Alice?

Tell me how." the man smiled, silently admiring the girl's soft, creamy skin.

"You know I-I'm especially sensitive during the summer...Franken~" she whimpered pleasantly as his fingers wandered up her thigh.

"Remind me then, Alice. I forgot." he whispered in her ear, lightly beginning to nibble behind it.

"Mmm... d-don't..."

"Why?" he lightly bit her earlobe, earning a little moan of approval from her. "Your body seems to betray you. You like this, we both know."

"Franken~" Alice mewled softly as the man's fingers got closer to her dampening panties. The man smirked, his hand slipping to meet the rim of her panties. She gasps lightly as he playfully snaps the panties and softly chuckles.

"Hey, that kinda hurt." she whined quietly. He smiled and nipped at her neck a bit.

"I better kiss it better then~" he purred softly, slipping the silk garment off.

"Mm~" the weapon kicked them off the rest of the way and began to slip out of the nightgown, pushing the scientist's jacket off. Smirking, he nudged his jacket down to the floor, joining her panties and soon her nightgown.

"A-Ahh~!" she moaned softly as he nipped lightly at her chest.

"So impish and forgetful~ Not remembering to put on your bra under your pajamas. Naughty weapon!" Stein purred with a soft grin.

"Stop b-being so t-tantalizing~ Franken~!" the death scythe whimpered as the man began to mischievously lick and nibble on her right breast. Her nimble hands began to grab at anything- his shirt, his shoulders, his bolt. She suddenly grinned coyly. His bolt. As if reading the naughty girl's mind Stein pinned her hands above her head with a single hand, pressing his lips against hers in a passionate kiss. She leaned up to him the second the kiss was broken, connecting their lips again in a more bruising kiss. Alice wrapped a leg around his waist and tried to pull him closer to her, needing some sort of friction. Somehow, she managed to slip her hands out from the scientist's grasp and seized the bottom of his shirt, tugging near-violently and desperately to get it off.

"Nn~ Off. now. Off off off!" she quietly whined, scrambling to get the shirt off.

"Patience, Alice~!" he chuckled, taking his godforsaken time in removing the garment. Alice, however, didn't waste her time running her hands up and down his now bare chest, admiring the result of his martial arts training. Suddenly, this wasn't enough. The needy girl wanted more of the forbidden fruit. More of this illicit feeling, more of the aloof man above her.

"Mm, Franken~" the girl uttered softly. Her hands slid down his chest, down his abs, and rested at the button of his pants.

"It isn't fair that I'm already bare before your eyes~" she purred, her words dripping with her unsaid desires and unsatisfied lust. "And you aren't~" her hands worked deftly, unbuttoning and unzipping the unnecessary clothing. With a satisfied "hm~" and a smirk, Alice had slipped the only garments separating her from her long desired pleasure off, where they laid in a pool of discarded attire on the floor. The man raised an eyebrow at her, almost surprised she didn't remove the burdening clothing earlier. He shrugged slightly, beginning to kiss down her body, adoring the smooth and flat plain of her stomach. He was suddenly glad he always gave into her pleas when he went to practice his martial arts.

"Ah~" melodious, longing whines filled the air as he nuzzled her right hip, nipping gently.

"St-Stop... Teasing me! Please, Franken... I'm begging~!" the woman whined, having difficulty controlling herself- like she herself was slipping into the madness. A madness of lust and desire. He chuckled silently, nuzzling a finger into her already damp heat. Letting a whimpered moan pass her lips, the woman's toes curled in pleasure.

"You're so naughty... Being so wet already..." he cooed quietly, pushing in another digit. Her back arched at the new intrusion, squirming slightly. The scientist smirked, removing the slick numerals from the warm dampness. The death scythe whined from the sudden loss.

"Why~?"

"Do you want me to fix your loss, Alice? Replace it with something better?" the man seductively questioned the girl. She nodded her approval, desperately.

"Please, Franken." she pled, balling her dainty hands into tight fists. Smiling, the scientist thought for a moment before bowing his head and applying a tentative lick to her warm centre. The weapon gasped then moaned, soon feeling the man delve into her core.

"Franken~!" she moaned the name wantonly, tossing back her head. He steadily delved deeper into the heat, taking in the bitter taste of his lover, the object of his (newfound) desire. Suddenly, much to the girl's objection, the scientist moved away from her moist centre, licking his lips clean of the deliciously bitter juice from the forbidden fruit. He gazed up to his panting lover.

"F-Franken..." the girl huffed, looking delectably enticing. "M-More..."

"What do you mean, Alice?" he inquired, leaning up to plant his lips against silk-like skin.

"P-Please... Give m-me more."

"More what? What do you want me to do?" he nipped between the valley of her supple breasts, reveling in the deliciously lewd mewls his beautiful partner made.

"P-Put it... Put it in...!" she whined, beginning to blush.

"Hm? Put what in? In where?" he enjoyed watching the apples of the woman's cheeks turn rosy.

"P-Put... Put your big cock in my sopping pussy!" she cried suddenly, soon blushing fiercely. The man gazed at her for a moment, pausing his actions.

"Now!" a sudden demand was voiced, blue orbs darkened by the lust overriding her body. "Take me now, Franken." her voice was laced with desire and longing, with a faint taint of desperate need.

"Now?" he questioned, tormenting the weapon naughtily. She wrapped her legs around his waist and grasped his shoulders, daring him to stare up to her.

"Yes now, damn it." she commanded, pulling him as close to her as allowed. "I need you, Franken~ I need you so much~!" The whining tone was re-adopted.

"As you command." he simply responded, already beginning to slowly enter her heat once again.

"Too slow!" she whispered with a soft kiss to the scientist's brow. The demanding girl tugged him closer with her legs, sending him deep within her warmth with a low moan.

"Mmm.." he began to gradually thrust into the warmth, indulging in every moan his mistress emitted.

"Move faster~" she pled, digging her nails into his back. With each plea, the man began to plunge deeper and faster into the heat, fulfilling the begging. Their synchronized breathing began to get labored with each thrust.

"Ahh~! Franken~! Harder! Fasterrr!" a moaned command. Thrusts pick up speed, fulfilling the order. Alice's moans began to escalate in volume as the couple began to get closer to the end. Unknown to them, the girl's fellow death scythe, Marie Mjolnir, began to open the door, calling in to her new roommates.

"Stein? Alice?" the blonde walked through the threshold.

"Ahh~!" Alice moaned wantonly as they were nearing the end. Just as Marie was about to walk down the hall the raven haired beauty's room remained, a final thrust was supplied before the two lovers saw white. Coming down from their mind-blowing climax, the man tugged the blanket up, covering his and his mistress's bare skin, whispering a soft declaration of love in her ear.

"Alice? Stein?" the blonde called quietly as she poked her head into the fellow death scythe's room.

"Oh, asleep. I'll go to the guest room for some sleep. Night you two." the blonde smiled softly, wondering why they had been asleep in the same bed. Marie would never figure out what had originally happened in that room, what had pushed the envelope of the scientist and the death scythe's relationship to the point of bursting. No one would find out what truly happened that night, when the scientist and the weapon consummated and started a whole new life- a new life as lovers as well as friends and meister and weapon.


A/N: Don't know how I came up with this... but here we go! I don't know where Alice's inital reaction of "A-Ah, Stein! D-Don't taunt me!" came from, but I think I just implied that there was already sexual tension. *shrug*