You've both known each other for years, but it feels like you don't know enough about him...What does he look like? What does he do? What is his name? Who is the hacker twinArmageddons you've fallen in love with? You wish you could ask him, you wish he would ask you these same questions.
Your name is Eridan Ampora otherwise know online as caligulasAquarium, and your in love with your online friend.
You hear the ping from your laptop and you know its him, he told you ahead of time about the raid you were doing at this time, you smile a bit to yourself seeing as hes always on time, not a minute late, you shake your head and get a hold of yourself as your lap top keeps pinging, opening up the chat your daily online routine starts.
TwinArmageddons [TA] began trolling caligulasAquarium [CA]
TA: Yo CA you ready for the raiid?
TA: CA are you there?
TA: ii told you we got a raiid onWoW happeniing at thii2 tiime, you better have a good excu2e for beiing late.
There he goes, always having to be RIGHT on time, you look at the time and see you only a minute "late"
CA: TA calm dowwn, its only been a minute cod.
TA: diid you ju2t 2ay "cod"? Holy 2hiit you actually diid, ii cannont be 2een iin publiic wiith you ever.
TA: 2o what2 your excu2e for takiing a whole damn miinute two an2wer me?
TA: you better have a good excu2e
CA: hold on sol damn cant a guy get one wword of typin' wwithout you blabbin' your discustin' yelloww text around my screen
TA: iif that mean2 you have no excu2e then no ii cant waiit, are you at lea2t logged on? Ii 2wear iif your not logged on...
CA: of course I am TA im not that much of a sloww poke
Of course you really weren't but you were getting to that, your log in screen had just popped up when you got another message.
TA: riight...that2 why your not onliine from what my friiend2 lii2t 2ays...
CA: just shut up so wwe can play alright?
TA: whatever CA
CA: actually can wwe try somthin' new
TA: liike?
CA: wwell...wwouldnt it help if wwe I dunno vvoice chatted so wwe didnt havve to type anythin...
Holding your breath you wait, one minute...two minutes...three minutes...four minutes, looks like the raids not happening, just before you log off you get a voice chat request from TA, freaking out you grab your headphones and accept the call, theres some shuffling then you hear a lispy voice, it didn't sound like English at first till maybe 30 seconds after the call started
"Dont get your lace pantyth in a twitht jutht becauthe you know what I thound like now..."
it took you a while but you were finally able to respond after the shock wore off, with a shaky breath you can only say one word before hanging up like the dumb ass you are.
"...okay"