Disclaimer: I do not own The BNL song "If I Had A Million Dollars" but I do own "If I had a million Carrots" Just to let you know Ryoko sings in the bubbles ( )
I do not own the Tenchi characters either!
Ryoko: I can't believe you've got me doing this Sasami!
Sasami: Aww! But it's for Ryo Ohki! Also I think you sing good!
Ryoko: Really? I hope that two-bit hack that you call a sister heard that!
Ayeka: I did! I'm sure that Sasami only chose you over me because she felt sorry for you.
Ryoko: What for?
Ayeka: Your face!
Ryoko: WHY I OUGHTA!
Sasami: Right you should but we're going to get on to the song now, bye bye Ayeka!::pushes Ayeka out of the room::
Ryo Ohki: MEOW MEOW!
If I had a million carrots (If I had a million carrots)
I would make you a carrot cake (I would make you carrot cake)
And if I had a million carrots (If I had a million carrots)
I'd make you frosting for your cake (Maybe it'd be whipped or creamy)
And if I had a million carrots (If I had a million carrots)
I'd make you a croissant (I'd make you a croissant)
And If I had a million carrots
I'd make sure you were you full
If I had a million carrots (I'd give you a whole carrot smorgasbord)
If I had a million carrots (You could help me it wouldn't be that hard)
If I had a million carrots (Maybe we could put a platter of carrots and dip)
Sasami: That sounds great Ryoko!
Ryo Ohki: Meow!
Ryoko: Yeah, but don't count on it happening unless you've got a million carrots.
Ryo Ohki: Meow...
If I had a million carrots (If I had a million carrots)
I'd make you a carrot monster (But not a real carrot monster, thats cruel)
And if I had a million carrots (If I had a million carrots)
I'd make you a soup (Like with chicken or some type of ham)
And if I had a million carrots (If I had a million carrots)
I'd make you some assorted cookies (All those crazy decorations)
I'd make sure you were you full
If I had a million carrots (We wouldn't have to go out into the garden)
If I had a million carrots (We just just snack inside all day)
If I had a million carrots (We wouldn't have to eat carrots!)
Sasami: But Ryoko we would eat carrots!
Ryoko: Oh yeah heh! Right maybe with some dijon ketchup
Sasami: Dijon ketchup doesn't exist
Washu: Here's that ketchup formula you wanted!
Ryoko: It does now hehe
If I had a million carrots (If I had a million carrots) I'd make you a carrot dress (But not a real dress thats cruel)
And if I had a million carrots (If I had a million carrots)
I'd make some kind of art (Yeah with little smiley faces and shapes)
And if I had a million carrots (If I had a million carrots)
I'd make you a carrot sauce (Haven't you always wanted some sauce?)
If I had a million carrots
I'd make sure you were you full
::The whole Tenchi cast joins in singing::
If I had a million carrots(If I had a million carrots) If I had a million carrots (If I had a million carrots) If I had a million carrots....
