my inconsistent ass started yet another new KHR fic, hopefully it won't completely suck like the other ones. Please enjoy Tuna Fish and His Stalker!

Tsuna's POV

Out of everyone in Namimori, it had to be me. Why does everything bad happen to me? My grades suck, I fail at every sport not to mention how weak I am! So how come he's been following me the last 3 weeks?! I can feel two holes in my window where his eyes have been staring at for the past forever and if he does any longer, he's gonna shoot lasers and kill me.

I haven't passed problem 3 on my math homework since my hand's shaking too much to write. But if I don't start soon, Reborn's gonna kick my ass! I sigh as I tilt my head up to look at the ceiling since the numbers are starting to give me a massive headache. Should I tell Reborn? I don't want to worry anyone… if I told someone like Gokudera or Hibari, they'd hunt him down and beat him to near death… maybe I should spill it to Yamamoto… ugh thanks to him, I have to worry about stuff like this…

~~~ flashback to 3 weeks ago~~~

A worried Tsuna runs down the streets of Namimori, trying his best to find the careless Lambo that has taken his wallet. His shirt is a mess from falling down a hill earlier and his hair looks like a moving ramshackle thanks to a tree he got stuck in. Tsuna's cheeks were tinged a soft pink and he was panting from all the chasing. Cutting right past a corner, Tsuna smashes headfirst into someone and knocks them down.

"Who the hell is that?!"

"He just knocked the boss down!"

Tsuna hears a lot of rough voices around him and he feels a heartbeat near his ear. He slowly raises his head, shaking his hair and golden eyes meet purple. The boy he had knocked over had jet black hair with oddly blonde tips, giving him a rebellious look. Despite that, he was wearing a white shirt that's now covered in dirt stains thanks to Tsuna.

"Hieee! Are you okay? I-I'm so sorry. I didn't mean, the cow, my wallet ,chase!" Tsuna begins rambling, still on top of the boy. The stranger has a calm expression, as if he were observing Tsuna. A sudden hand grabs Tsuna by the back collar and yanks him off, holding him by the shirt.

"Those that disrespect the boss pay with their lives" he whispers, pulling out a screwdriver.

sudden flashback end~~~

No, thinking about the past isn't going to change the fact that there's a man watching me from a nearby tree. My phone vibrates loudly on my desk, bringing me out of my thoughts.

Yamamoto says he scored 3 tickets to a big baseball game today and wants me and Gokudera to come along. I only have an hour to get ready.

Since my grades were exceptionally poor this semester, Reborn has kept me cooped up in my room with brutal tutoring for the past month.

Now that I think about it, this morning he said Bianchi was taking him to a couple's fest in the next town! Why didn't I remember that 4 hours ago when I started working… sighing, I roll away from my desk to my closet. I pull out my favorite hoodie and some jeans, along with boxers and a T-shirt. I almost took off my shirt before remembering there's someone waiting for this moment. I take everything and move to the bathroom, where I undress in peace. I step into my shower where there's a small window, but no tree near so I'm safe…

As soon as I turn on the water, I hear a loud pang on the roof.

Hard patters scurry on the ceiling above me.

Don't tell me he jumped on there?!

Panicking, I shut off the shower head and hastily wrap my towel around me waist. Slipping, I run out of the bathroom just as the tiny window shatters in a miilion pieces.

There are knocks on the door and Gokudera's voice rings out "Juudaime!"

Great!

"Gokudera, help! There's an-" I trip on the first stair step and tumble down. I groan in pain, since I'm only in a towel and stuff. Gokudera kicks down the door –oh wow more house damage- and runs to me.

"Boss you all right? Who did this to you?" he asks franctically. I can hear him walking down the hall, so I point up the stairs. "i-intruder" I manage to get out since my body's sore all over.

My stalker appears at the top, eyes wide.

"Those that hurt the tenth get their asses blown up!" Gokudera barks, pulling out some sticks of dynamite.

"No explosives or you'll ruin my house too!" I remind him. It already happened before…

Gokudera sprints up the stairs, his arm pulled back for a punch.

3rd person POV

Gokudera misses narrowly as the stranger ducks down and sticks his leg out, tripping Gokudera. He lands on the wall, blocking a kick with both arms. The intruder has amazing speed, and Gokudera has no time to counterattack since he's blocking punch after jab after kick. He catches the boy's hand mid cut and pulls him close, headbutting him. The boy staggers backwards, pulling a screwdriver out of his pocket and slaps Gokudera across the face with it. He jumps down the stairs, landing in front of the startled toweled tuna.

He pats him on the head, making Tsuna wince.

"I'm a roof parkour specialist. I was making my normal rounds when I saw a large tarantula on your window. I went with my instinct and killed it, along with accidentally destroying your window. Soooo, here" the stalker explains, taking out his wallet. He takes out a few benjamins and leaves it next to Tsuna before dashing out of the house.

Tsuna's POV

What

Just

Happened.

I felt paralyzed as he talked to me and what was up with his horrible lie? Not to mention the cash wad he had in his wallet?! What kind of normal person carries an ATM in their pocket?

I get up and walk to Gokudera, who seems to be getting himself together.

"Gokudera-kun, you ok? I'm sorry for making you save me again" I tell him softly. He gets up and grins at me.

"I'm glad I was able to protect you tenth! Don't worry, I'll take care of him later so get ready and let's hurry to the dumbass baseball game!" he assures me.

I think I'll tell him about my stalker another day….