Error. Error.

"Di immortales." Nico cursed under his breath.

He turned the box upside down and examined it.

"Hello? Hello? Ugh! Stupid technological contraption." he grumbled.

The door swung open to reveal a happy son of Poseidon.

"Hey, Nico, what's wrong?" Percy leisurely walked into the dark, gloomy, emo shadow known as the Hades Cabin.

Percy wrinkled his nose. "Dude, you really need to make this place stink less of death." he commented.

Nico scoffed. "Fine. I'll just tell my dad and my ghost friends not to stink of a rotting corpse the next time they visit. Do you perhaps have a body mist to recommend?" he asked sarcastically.

Percy shoved Nico playfully.

"Shut up." he said, stepping over the large bubbling pit in the middle of the room.

Nico sighed and tapped the blank screen.

Error 404. Error 404. Erro-

"Agh!" 'Nico chucked the phone over his shoulder, hitting his friend in the face.

"Ack! Nico!" Percy whined.

"Sorry, did I hurt you?" he asked, sounding guilty.

"No! I'm invulnerable you idiot! I can't believe you just threw an iphone like that!" he cradled the phone, shaking his head.

"Can you just help me?" Nico asked, exasperated.

"The damn thing just keeps saying error!"

Percy flipped the phone over and frowned.

"What's wrong with i-...Nico.." Percy asked.

"Yeah? Did ya fix it?" he asked, sounded excited.

"You just press the button to turn it on. Nothing's wrong with it, you just damaged it a little."

Nico rolled his eyes and took the phone into his hands.

"No it's more complicated! I think i would know that all you would have to do it- oh..." Nico trailed of. He nodded.

"Thanks man." he sat back down on the bed.

"Now if I could just figure out how to 'unlock' this so called phone...ack! What' wrong with this generation?" he yelled.

Percy chuckled. "Dude, what are you, eighty?" when Nico glared at him he cleared his throat.

"I mean uh- not to offend- oh yeah, I forgot." Percy turned around and hastily walked out.

"NO! GODS DAMN IT! WHY CAN'T I JUST USE THIS FREAKING PHONE?"

Thalia was startled by the sudden outburst that came from the Hades cabin.

"what's wrong with Nico?" she asked Percy later at dinner.

"He's ah, trying to get reacquainted with technology..."

Nico came bounding over to the two shortly after.

"Hey guys!" he said, grinning.

"I found out how to use the iphone, and it's really fun! Now I have a..." Nico consulted his hand for help.

"MacWork Boss to be sent to me. I think it's a legtop of some kind." he informed the two.

Percy and Thalia groaned.

~ Oh Nico. You'll never learn. By the way, It's MackBook Pro, and legtop is laptop...see the stupid puns?This was made from a stupid plot bunny that I didn't want to even publish but had to, for the fear that the plot bunny will take over my mind even when I'm in school.