Danno Don't Sing
A Rap written and performed by Detective Danny "Danno" Williams
Now what I am is a Jersey boy
Native born and bred
Meticulous in the way I look
In every hair on my head
Now I came to Hawaii to be near my Grace
To keep it all safe for my girl
But now he's got me runnin' all over the place
North Shore all the way to Pearl
He don't like my tie, don't like my shoes
And he won't let me drive my car
He calls me Danno and he gets me shot
But the bad guys don't get too far
'Cause Danno don't sing, and
Danno don't dance
But when Danno raps, they don't have a chance
I'm the backup for the biggest bad-ass in Five-0
And I'm wearin' my fancy pants, boy,
Don't mess with the fancy pants
As a cop, there are rules, he don't follow them
He's gonna be the death of me yet
I get stuck with all the paperwork
'Cause procedure, he just don't get
So I do my thing and I bide my time
Just tryin' to stay afloat
And I love my team, do you get my rhyme?
But I hate when McGarrett gloats
Don't diss my tie and don't diss my way
I don't change for none of you
This haole boy, he's here to stay
So let me do what I gotta do
'Cause Danno don't sing, and
Danno don't dance
But when Danno raps, they don't have a chance
I'm the backup for the biggest bad-ass in Five-0
And I'm wearin' my fancy pants, boy,
Don't mess with the fancy pants
Now Hawaii's my home, with Kono and Chin
Girl's teachin' me how to surf
And that BAMF Navy SEAL with the goofy grin
He's my partner here on our turf
Drug runners, prostitutes, gangs and killers
Better stay the hell outta our way
'Cause if a prison cell can't hold him down
When he's out, you'll have hell to pay
Wo Fat, you listen, you listen up good,
Ohana don't take that shit
I'm comin' after you with all I got
But it's Steve who's gonna make the hit
'Cause Danno don't sing, and
Danno don't dance
But when Danno raps, they don't have a chance
I'm the backup for the biggest bad-ass in Five-0
And I'm wearin' my fancy pants, boy,
Don't mess with the fancy pants
Break it down!
Let's hear it, yo, yo, let's hear it!
FIVE-0!
Yeah, let's hear it, boy, boy, let's hear it!
FIVE-0!
Shout it out, shout it out, Five-0!
McGarrett!
Shout it out for Five-0!
Yo, Chin!
Shout it out for Five-0!
Hey, Kono!
Shout it out for Five-0, brah!
One more time, it's Danno's rap,
And Danno gets what he wants,
So all together now,
Let's hear it!
Kick some ass, it's FIVE-0!
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"No, Steven. I will not take off my tie…"