Disclaimer- y'see we WISH we owned Inuyasha, but due to our evil bum ness of doom, we don't.
Bob- I'm typing up a fan fiction in a different country! And it has the same-ish beginning as another one! Yay!
Snack- I thought you said you were busy…
Bob- Of course I am… just not right now…
Snack- Oh.
Bob- Got any Peanut butter? I've been deprived for a month.
Snack- I hate hotdogs.
Bob- HOW COULD YOU?
Dun dun dun- to be continued! X)
Kagome glared at the dog-eared demon sitting on her desk in front of her.
"Could you please get off my desk, Inuyasha?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"'Cause I'm bored."
"Well, go find
something to do!"
"I've already done that!"
"Just get off my desk"
"No."
"SIT!"
"GYEAAHHH!"
The dog eared demon slammed onto the desk face first, hence, the desk broke.
"Look what you did to
my desk!"
"groan…"
"I'll never forgive
you!"
"Bleeehhhh………"
"I'm going to make
you my slave forever!"
"WHAT!"
"Go get the
mail."
"No,"
"SIT!"
"AHHHGRUUUUGGG!"
"Take that."
"Fine. I'll get the mail, filthy bum."
"Good, go fetch the mail, there's a good puppy."
"Watch it."
The dog-eared demon trudged out the door, and was soon outside sitting on the porch.
"Heh, 'Get the mail!' she says... Like hell I will!"
His thoughts were interrupted by the arrival of the mail man. He was clothed in a sleek blue jacket, beautiful pressed dark blue pants, and a nifty looking blue hat with a black rim.
Was Inuyasha in love?
No. He just wanted to get his fangs around that mail man's butt.
Charging after the blue clothed man, Inuyasha readied his fangs for that lovely butt. The mail man glanced over in the direction of the white haired thing charging at him, and grabbed an envelope out of his bag.
"MAIL POWER!" He shouted.
Nothing happened.
Well, nothing worthy of my beautiful hands having to work to note what happened anyway.
Inuyasha raised an eyebrow and continued dashing after the mail man. The mail man turned and began running down the street screaming like a girl.
To cut things short, Inuyasha got the mail man, ripped off his butt and trotted off to a mini mall so that he could buy some nice flowers for the mail man's grave.
The Inuyasha fan girls were upon Inu-chan like a pack of wolves.
They drooled, they groveled, and they attacked his ears!
After five minutes of being painfully worshipped, Inuyasha collapsed on to the ground dead.
The fan girls stared in horror for a minute, and dashed off after another hot Bishonen that had just conveniently walked by.
To be continued! LYKE OMFG 2 B kontinude!11
Bob- So what do you think? Is it stupid? Or is it stupid?
Snack- It's stupid.
Cheese- Yup! I'm going to listen to music now.
Bob- I'm going to go draw now.
Snack- I'm going to go eat now.
Bnana- WHERES KOGA!
Bob- He's in the next chapter.
Bnana- Really?
Bob- No.