Disclamer: I do not own the Pokemon franchise in any way, shape and/or form.
Chapter: 1
A pitch black room is all that is visible.
"Hello and welcome to the world of pokemon!" A spotlight appears over Professor Oak who is wearing a Bidoof suit?
"This is my lab!" Oak raises his arms up in a 'this is Sparta' way.
"I am the Professor of this region and you are?"
"Umm professor"
"WHAT" one of Professor Oak's assistants comes into view beside him.
"Maybe you should go home and we could distribute the starters to the new trainers"
"NO" Oak crosses his arms over his chest.
"I'm the Professor in this bitch!" "Professor! There are children in here"
"No there not they're just patient readers" The lights turn on suddenly and Gary Oak walks in to the building.
"GRANDPA GO HOME YOUR DRUNK" Gary marches over to Oak the precedes to push him out of the lab and locks the door with a sigh.
"Thank you Professor Oak he was just about to hand out the Pokemon".
"No problem" Gary walks in front of me.
"You must be the new trainer first off welcome to Pallet town, im the new Professor of the Kanto Region and you are?".
"Montel" Gary puts his hand out and I shake it casually.
"What region you from?"
"Hoenn" I reply with some excitement in my voice.
"Really? I just met Professor Birch not too long ago" Gary lets go of my hand.
"Your kinda early no one else showed up yet".
"Oh" I reply disappointed.
"Yeah they should be here within an hour so for now go explore Pallet" Gary walks over to the assistant that told Oak to go home.
"Ok" I turn around to leave.
"let me guess I cant step In the grass? Can't I"
Gary turns his head to look at me.
"what?" He gets a confused look on his face.
"Nothing" I unlock the door then leave the lab to see Oak blindfolded running around in a circle.
"What the fuck are you doing?" I asked shocked at how he is being incredibly idiotic. Oak then stops and looks in my direction.
"EXPLAIN HOW YOU LOOK" Oak yells at the top of his lungs scaring the Pidgeys out of some nearby trees.
"Why? You've seen me before" I back up slowly pondering whether or not to run.
"The readers haven't you idiot" Oak moves toward me more.
"What the hell are you talking about?" I back up into Gary who just opened the labs door.
"Grandpa stop breaking the fourth wall!" Gary looks at me.
"just do it so he can stop".
"Ok ok...im 15, African American, 6' 2",I have black hair with a regular cut, Im wearing a white shirt with an Umbreon on the front, black jeans and black running shoes I got from my mom earlier" I reply quickly stumbling over half my words.
"Thank you I now trust you and will advise you in your journey!".
"Oh joy" me and Gary respond sarcastically.
"Yes joy!" Oak the runs off.
"Excuse my Grandfather hes depressed due to his retirement so he started drinking".
"Hes a...weird drunk" I respond with a shrug.
"I know just keep an eye out for him just in case"
"No problem" I then start walking in the direction Oak ran off to.
"Thanks" Gary walks back in to the lab grinning.
"Your problem now"
Well there we go people the first chapter of Pokemon Gray, I hope you all enjoyed it, cause I sure had fun doing Oaks lines XD. I hope you all excuse any improper grammar or wrong punctuation let me know how I messed up and I will fix it ASAP.
Peace!
