Hetalia The (all American) Musical

Characters

Seychelles-Victoria Michelle

England-Arthur Kirkland

France-Francis Bonnefoy

America-Alfred Jones

Canada-Matthew Williams

Prussia-Gilbert Beilschidt

Hungary- Elizaveta Hedervary

Belarus-Natalia Arlovskaya

Russia-Ivan Braginski

PLEASE NOTE CHARACTERS ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE

*restaurant scene Victoria enters kitchen in a black and white waitress uniform*

Victoria: *pulls skirt over her knees and progresses to wipe off the tables*

Francis: *offstage voice* Victoria you came early again.

*Francis enters*

Victoria: Is there something wrong with that?

Francis: Not at all but you`re going to make me bankrupt if you do all of this overtime *winks*

Victoria: *sarcastic* Ha ha very funny. You know I don`t expect overtime. I just like to get out of the house.

Francis: Yeah I know.

*Victoria flips sign to open just as Matthew and Alfred enter*

Francis: Bonjour and welcome to La Roseraie

Alfred: uhu *clearly not listening* listen do you serve burgers here?

Francis: of course, this early?

Alfred: yeah

*Francis exits to kitchen*

Victoria: and you sir?

Matthew: oh uhm, I`ll just have some pancakes eh?

Victoria: of course. I`m Victoria I`ll be your server, is there anything else?

Alfred: Mattie why do you always get pancakes?

Matthew: *slight blush* Same reason you always get hamburgers eh?

Victoria: Excusez-moi I hope you don`t mind me asking but where are you from with that accent?

Matthew: Oh, Not at all. I`m from Canada.

Victoria: It`s cute.

Matthew: *slight blush* *small embarrassed voice* Merci

Victoria: Oh you speak French too~ How neat~

*Francis rings bell for Hamburger*

Victoria: *exits to kitchen*
Francis: No flirting with the customers. *soft smirk*

Victoria: Jealous? *teasing smirk* *hands Francis Matthew`s order**takes Hamburger to Alfred* Would you two like some drinks?

Alfred: I`ll have a coke

Victoria: *writes it down on small notepad* Uhu and you?

Matthew: I`ll just have some water.

Victoria: Alright, coming right up! *gets their drinks* Here you go~

Matthew: Merci.

Alfred: What the hell does that even mean?

Victoria: It means- *bell rings**fetches pancakes* Here you go~ It means thank you. *rolls eyes like it was obvious*

Arthur: *enters on crutches* Bloody Hell what a dump. I knew I shouldn`t have come into a French restaurant.

Victoria: *sighs knowing he would be difficult* *walks over to where Arthur takes a seat in the far corner* Hello Sir welcome to La Roseraie. I`m Victoria and I`ll be your server this morning. May I start you off with a drink?

Arthur: First does that Frog Francis still run this place?

Victoria: Francis Bonnefoy? Yes, yes he does.

Arthur: Explains the filthy inside, distasteful decoration, and amateur overly peppy waitresses. Do you guys even sell bloody tea in this place?

Victoria: *irritated offended tone* Perhaps if you spent less time criticizing and more time looking at the menu you would know.

Arthur: *frowns* Is it not your job to be kind to the customers?

Victoria: *sighs* Oui. It is. We have several kinds of tea. Sir.

Arthur: *scowls* *mutters*Bloody French.*full volume* Does this dump carry Earl Grey?

Victoria: Yes it does. One Earl Grey coming right up. *carries order to Francis*

Francis: *peeks around wall to see who ordered it* Thought so.

*restaurant is quiet except clinking of silverware on plates*

Victoria: *picks up tea and carries it to Arthur* Anything to eat?

Arthur: I think not.

Victoria: *nods and wanders back to the kitchen* Francis?

Francis: Quoi?

Victoria: Could I possibly take a day off, or even early tomorrow? I have an audition. *pleading eyes*

Francis: We`ll see how busy we are non?

Victoria: Oui. Merci.

Alfred: Hey! Waitress lady!

Matthew: *sighs*

Victoria: *wearily turns around and goes back to the twins* Yes?

Alfred: We`re ready for the tab.

Victoria: *hands them the bill*

Alfred: *pulls out money* Here use the extras to get a better uniform.

Matthew: Alfred! Sorry, he can be pretty impolite eh?

Victoria: Oh no it`s fine. I hate this uniform too. *chuckles shortly* Au Revoir! Come back soon!

Arthur: *snorts and mutters softly* Not likely.

Victoria: *shoots him a dirty look* Are you ready for your bill?

Arthur: As a matter of fact-

Victoria: *shoves slip of paper in his face cutting him off*

Arthur: *hands her a debt card*

Victoria: *quickly rings it up and hands it back to him* And here`s your receipt~ *hands him another strip of paper* Au Revior.

*Arthur exits*

Francis: So what are you auditioning for?

Victoria: I was going to have one today for some movie called *thinks* I think it was the new Pirates of The Caribbean movie apparently one of the minor parts injured themselves or quit or something, but I`m working and they`re booked. But tomorrow I`m auditioning for some new Teen Soap Opera. Like Degrassi accept some people are getting bored so they`re going to make one a little more Gossip Girl standard.

Francis: Interesting. Do you actually want the part? Or are you just desperate for a part?

Victoria: No fair! I do want the part, but you know I`ve been looking for a part in something for a long time! I discovered no openings for singers so I want to at least give something for LA to "wow" at.

Francis: *chuckles* Your looks are enough non?

Victoria: No flirting with the employees Francis. I`m going to leave early today. You were upset about my overtime anyway right? Besides there`s next to no one here. So ,au revior Francis, see you in two days most likely.

Francis: *sighs* Au Revior Vicky.

Victoria: *rolls her eyes* *exits*

END OF SCENE ONE

A/N: Tell me if you like this! This was actually pretty fun to write and soon to be continued! REal song lyrics really are in here they`re just in scene two. Enjoy and REVEIW