Okay, so this is based off of a real argument that me, my friend and some of her older friends had on the last day of school. I don't remember who won though. Oh well! :D
Disclaimer: Percy, Annabeth, Conner and Travis belong to Rick Riordan. Aquaman is from Detective Comics (DC). Katara is from Avatar: The Last Air Bender.
Claimer: Hailey is mine.
"There is no way Percy would win; Poseidon, yes, but Percy, no way in Hades."
Percy turned his head to the voices coming from the woods. He was on his way to meet Annabeth but hearing his name made him curious.
"What are you joking? Percy would turn him into sushi."
"I don't it'd go that far."
Percy stepped into the small clearing to find Conner and Travis Stoll and their half-sister Hailey arguing.
"Who is this guy and why would I turn anyone into sushi?" Percy asked them before they could go any further.
"Oh, hey Perce," Conner greeted.
"We were just arguing over who would win in a fight; you or Aquaman," Travis continued.
"I'm telling you it'd be Percy," Conner said to his brother.
"No way, Aquaman," Travis argued back.
"And I'm telling you you're both wrong," Hailey cut in, "They'd both get their butts handed to them by Katara."
"What!"
"Yeah right!"
"Just think, all Katara has to do is blood bend them and the fight is hers," Hailey reasoned.
"There's your problem," Conner pointed out, "Katara doesn't blood bend."
"But she can."
"But she wouldn't," Travis concluded.
"Fine, Katara would still beat them without blood bending," Hailey huffed.
"Nope, sword beats bending," Conner told her.
"Alright but she'd still beat Aquaman," Hailey relented.
"No, Aquaman would just take away her water and punch her in the face," Travis defended his hero.
Hailey looked at him like he was stupid. "He can't just take away her water."
Travis smiled like he had won. "Yeah he can. Aquaman can change the volume of any amount of water."
"What?!"
"He can actually," Conner confirmed.
"So what if his super villain stuck him in the middle of the desert?" Hailey asked them. "He'd just have to sweat to win?"
Travis laughed. "Oh I can see it now. Ocean Master has him in the middle of some desert and he'll be like, 'Aquaman, you're so pathetic I could just cry'."
Conner was laughing too. "And then Aquaman turns the tear into the size of an ocean and beats the shit out of him."
"That so would not happen," Hailey rolled her eyes at the laughing brothers.
Percy shook his head and walked away from their craziness. He found Annabeth sitting on one of the docs on the canoe lake. Percy sat down next to her and pulled her to his side. Annabeth leaned her head on his shoulder.
"Hey Wise Girl," Percy said questioningly.
"Mm hm," she answered.
"Who would win in a fight; me, Aquaman or Katara?"
"Easy; you because you have the curse of Achilles," Annabeth stated and if Percy had just asked her what one plus one equaled.
Percy nodded thoughtfully and then kissed Annabeth on the head. "Glad that's settled. Now could you go tell Travis and Hailey that?"
So yeah, the whole tear thing is word for word from the conversation. I still think Katara would win if she was dark enough to use blood bending but if Percy fought it off he would totally pown her with Riptide. Who do you all think would win?
