author: Tempest
email: tempest@thatbitch.com
disclaimer: I don't own anyone recognizable from the WWFE. They are owned by Vince, and he owns everything. Vince 0wNz j00 'cuz he's l33t. Smooth Criminal is owned by Michael Jackson, damn you, not Alien Ant Farm. BUT he did allow those good folks to use his song and I dig both versions. :D No copyright infringement intended.
author's notes: I write parodies when I'm in between chapters for my other stories. *shrugs* Helps me think, don't ask why. Stone Cold and The Rock are in this fic. This is dedicated to my friend Gwen....*rowr*. Te amo..chica bonita. O debe ser chica linda? Besosxoxo! So there! You've been hit by, you've been struck by a smooth authoress. (I told you I get bored.) Oh.. this is based around Monday's Raw the one where Kurt and RVD duked it out an Stone Cold pushed him off the ramp.The song is not suppose to make sense because let's face it 'Smooth Criminal' makes no sense to me or maybe it's just me.
[Stone Cold]:
As he came onto the ramp there
I pushed him and he fell, hell yeah
Then I threw Rob Van Dam down there
To help him get back his damn title
No ill intentions there at all
To keep up with that Kurt Angle
So I ran out to the ramp there
Kurt was struck down
I ain't paranoid
Angle, are you OK
Are you OK
Are you OK, Angle
Van Dam, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Van Dam
Angle, are you OK
You OK
You OK, Angle
Van Dam, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Van Dam
Angle, are you OK
Please don't tell me that you're OK
I pushed you down the ramp
Then Rob struck you
Isn't that right, Angle
I helped him get his title back
I did it all for Rob Van Dam
I was setting and example
As the leader
Kurt I'm your doom
Angle, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Angle
Van Dam, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Van Dam
Angle, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Angle
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A smooth champion
[The Rock]:
It comes down to Unforgiven
It's on Sunday
What a black day
I can feel your cowardness
You're going to lose
then I'll get to say
Booker, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Booker
Shane-0, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Shane-0
Booker, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Booker
Shane-0, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, shane-0
Booker, are you OK
Will you tell us that you're OK
You were doing the spinaronnie
The Rock struck you
cause your jealous, Booker
He gave Shane the people's elbow
Then, I'll leave you lying there in
The Ring while I flaunt my title
WCW champ
It is your doom
Booker, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Booker
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A smooth champion