Hey! Here's my story! :D I hope you like it!
Disclaimer: I do not own Ouran High School Host Club! If I did, there would be a whole episode about Honey and his adorableness!
"HONEY!" A screaming girl barged through the doors of Music Room Three and stopped in her tracks. Out of nowhere rose petals rained down and there stood the Host Club. The girl stared, wide-eyed at them, pausing for a moment, as they stared back at her.
She blushed shyly, pulling on her pink skirt. She looked down at the ground and glanced back at the Host Club, wondering why they were all dressed up as animals. There was a tall blonde boy with bright purple eyes, dressed as a lion with a crown perched atop of his wild mane. To the left of the lion there was a pair of red-headed boys dressed as cats, and to the right of the lion was a boy dressed as a penguin, looking very unhappy. The penguin pushed his glasses up and scribbled on a clipboard. In front of them was strangely a girl, dressed as a teddy bear. She wondered why there was a girl in the Host Club for a moment, but then she spotted him. It was Honey. He was dressed as a pink bunny rabbit, and was sitting on Mori's shoulders, who was ironically dressed as a mouse. Honey and Mori were both staring at her. Actually, all of them were staring at her.
The lion greeted her, "Welcome to the Ouran Host Club. Who might you be my beautiful flower?"
"I-I-I am Kimiko Haninozuka." she stammered. She didn't know why she was so nervous. She cleared her throat and said more confidently, "And I'm here to see my cousins, Honey and Mori."
"Cousins?" the two red-headed twins said together, looking at each other with confused expressions.
The lion stood up and walked gracefully towards her. "Oh, why would you want them when you could have me?" He reached out and gently stroked her cheek. Kimiko's face flushed red. She freaked out, grabbed his arm, and flipped him over. He hit the floor with a smack and cried out in pain.
"DON'T TOUCH ME YOU PERVERT!"
The twins shook their heads, chuckling softly. "That was very stupid, Boss." said one, and the other one continued, "You know the Haninosukas are very skilled martial artists, yet you messed with her anyways." They tsked loudly at him and frowned. "You shouldn't go around touching little girls." they both said in unison. Then they added, "Especially a Haninosuka girl."
The lion was sitting hunched over in the corner, mumbling gibberish.
The teddy bear sighed and rolled her eyes, seeming annoyed. She looked at Kimiko and then Honey, and then back at Kimiko. Most people did that, because they looked so much alike. Kimiko had long blonde hair, pulled up into pigtails with frilly pink ribbons, and she gazed at them with cute, innocent-looking eyes, except instead of brown they were a bright daring green.
"Kimi-chan!" Honey shouted as he leapt into Kimiko's arms, "I've missed you so much!"
"Oh Honey!" Kimiko gushed, "You look so adorable in that bunny costume!" She tugged on one of his bunny ears. She looked at him with dreamy eyes and hugged him tightly. "You're just so cute!"
"Yeah, we're all dressed in animal costumes today!" he said cheerfully.
They all stared at them standing next to each other. "Wow," the twins chattered, "You two look a lot alike. Are you sure you guys are just cousins?" Everyone stared at them intently.
"We're actually very distant cousins, barely related at all," Honey giggled, "But strangely we look like we could be siblings!"
"Wait," Kimiko asked, "Why exactly are you dressed like animals?"
"Yeah, Kyoya-Senpai," The bear chimed in, "I'm surprised you agreed to this."
"Well," the penguin grumbled, obviously unhappy, "the 'King' insisted on it." He groaned and resumed writing on the clipboard.
The lion suddenly appeared in much higher spirits. "Did someone say King?" he sang.
Kimiko gave him a perplexed look. "Wait, he's the... King? He seems too stupid to be a king."
"STUPID?" Tamaki bawled. He had a big fit, crying loudly and flailing his limbs wildly and then went back to sulking in the corner, growing mushrooms.
"Mitsukuni," Mori said in his deep monotone voice, "Introduce Kimiko."
"Oh, yeah," Honey said, "Kimiko this is the Host Club! Over there in the corner is Tamaki Suoh. The twins are Hikaru and Kouru Hitachiin. I'm not sure which one is which though... Kyoya Ootori is the one dressed as a penguin and that," he paused dramatically and pointed at Haruhi, "Is Haruhi Fujioka!"
Kimiko nodded. She stared at Haruhi. "Um," she said hesitantly, "Why is there a girl in the Host Club?"
"WHAT?" Tamaki, Hikaru, and Kaoru all screamed in horror.
Tamaki nearly fainted and the twins moaned, "How she'd know?"
Hikaru patted Haruhi's shoulder and asked "What? Do you mean this manly man?"
"Yeah, he's the manliest of them all." Kaoru reassured her nervously.
Haruhi rolled her eyes. "Geez, guys," she sighed, "Just give it up."
"So, you are a girl?" Kimiko asked, "I knew it!"
"How'd you know?" the twins asked.
"Well," Kimiko paused, thinking for a moment, "It's hard to explain. I guess part of it was instinct and she kind of has a girlish face. Also, the way she acted."
The twins nodded, thinking about what she said.
"So are you going to tell me why there is a girl in the Host Club?"
"I'm in the Host Club, pretending to be a guy, to repay my debt."
"Debt?" Kimiko asked.
"Oh, that's a whole other story!" Honey grabbed Kimiko's hand and started pulling her. "Come with me, Kimi-chan!"
"Where are you taking me?" Kimiko asked. She wanted to learn more about Haruhi's debt.
"You can be a bunny too!" Honey said joyfully, "I have some extra bunny ears! I know they'll look super cute on you!"
Honey gently placed a pair of pink bunny ears on her head. He smiled with satisfaction.
"You look so cute!" he cooed.
Kimiko blushed, but smiled slightly.
Honey grabbed her hand again and towed her to his table. "Come on," he said, "Let's go eat some cake!"
