フクロウに従わない、それは地球に悪い振動を送る。

Hey! I had this idea one day, so yeah. Now it's a story. It's my first XXXHOLIC fic, so please go easy on the hates.

THIS IS YAOI! boy x boy for those who don't know. DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ, DON'T FLAME!

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Watanuki's pov

No, no no. This is not possible. This isn't happening. I glared up at Yuuko as I stood in the middle of the shop's main floor.

"Yuuko! What did you do to me? What happened!? How is this possible?" I asked the smirking witch, who looked down at me while silently giggling in that annoying way she does.

Yuuko burst into laughter. "Oh my! This is hilarious! You've turned yourself into a puppy!"

"A puppy! A puppy! Watanuki is a puppy!" Maru and Moro chorused, spinning around me in glee.

Mokona hopped onto my back. "Oh! What breed is he? He's got black fur, so maybe a Labrador?"

I flailed as well as I could as a puppy in order to get the black rabbit off me. "Get off me! I'm not a ride you know! You still didn't tell me how this happened!"

"Watanuki, we can't understand you. You're just making dog noises to us." Yuuko exclaimed.

"Mokona understands him." The evil rabbit said, still sitting on my back. "He's just sprouting the usual nonsense."

"What! No! How did this happen!" I asked, letting Mokona sit on my back as a feeling of dread came over me.

Yuuko looked to Mokona. "What did he say that time?"

The rabbit hopped onto Yuuko's shoulder. "He wants to know what happened."

"Hmm, well it was probably this." Yuuko took hold of a thin violet necklace around my neck. Although I guess now it would be called a collar. It was a light purple, with a bone charm on the end.

I sighed, or attempted to. I don't think dogs can do that. "What is it?" I asked sitting down, and found it was very easy to get used to being a dog.

Mokona translated, and Yuuko shrugged. "I don't know what it is, I got it as payment a few years ago from a client. I assume it will only last until tomorrow."

I growled at the dark-haired witch and began pacing, my four black fur-covered paws making clicking noises as my claws hit the floor. "Now what do I do! I can't go to school like this! I can't cook! I can't get into my house!" I continued my rant until Yuuko stopped me.

"Since you can't do anything now, you have to go stay with Doumeki!" Yuuko smiled knowingly.

I growled again, this time deeper. "No way! I would rather go stay with sweet Himawari-chan!" I then proceeded to fantasize about Himawari taking care of me as I'm stuck in puppy form.

I saw Mokona whisper to Yuuko.

"You're staying with Doumeki, you have to. You'll still attract spirits and Doumeki is the only one who repels them." Yuuko said, then picked me up.

I whined, and squirmed. I don't like being held, it makes me feel. . weird. . .

Yuuko took me outside and to the gate. The moon had come out a while ago, so it was kind of dark, but I saw her get a look of mischief as she spotted Doumeki waiting for me. The feeling of dread overcame me again as we approached him. The gluttonous bastard turned around as he saw us coming, and he looked at me with slight curiosity as I squirmed in Yuuko's arms.

"Hi Doumeki!" Yuuko smiled sweetly at him.

He didn't say anything back, but gave her a nod of acknowledgment. He looked at me again, and I suddenly felt even more uncomfortable. I squirmed a bit more in Yuuko's arms

"Can you take care of this puppy until tomorrow?" Yuuko held me out to him, and I nipped at her fingers in a futile attempt to get away.

He stared at me for a while before looking back at the woman. "Where's Watanuki?"

I was slightly surprised, he never calls me by my name. Then I mentally smirked, (since I, as a puppy, can't) how will Yuuko make up an excuse now?

"He decided to stay here so he can get up early to make breakfast!" Yuuko lied skillfully. I bit one of her fingers and she flinched. Glaring at me with intense anger as her pinky throbbed comically. I whined in both terror and dread.

"Hn" Doumeki responded, then took me from Yuuko. "Okay."

"Make sure to bring him back by tomorrow! Also be careful! He's a handful!" Yuuko smiled and went back into her shop. I glared at her as she left, then squirmed extra hard in the archer's arms, making sure to nip at his flesh a bit.

Doumeki squeezed me more. "Stop moving."

I looked up at him, and he looked back. Then, to my terror, my tail started wagging. I blushed (I think) and quickly looked away.

'What the hell! Why is my tail wagging? What is happening!?' I thought in my little puppy mind as Doumeki started carrying me to his temple.

For some reason I felt safe in his arms. It's most likely because he repels spirits. I also feel really sleepy, and his arms are comfortable. I snuggled into his embrace (but if asked, no I didn't) and quickly slipped into dreamland.

Doumeki's pov

This puppy is weird. One second it's fighting like hell to get away from me, the next it's sleeping in my arms looking like a big blob of black fur. I can only assume the puppy is a boy, after all Yuuko call it a 'he' multiple times and I am not checking.

I wasn't happy when Watanuki decided to stay at Yuuko's. I can't see what the place looks like, so I don't know if it would be comforting. Also, instead of Watanuki I now have to take care of a puppy! Personally I'd rather have Watanuki sleeping in my arms. Although the small fur-ball does remind me of the spazz-tastic cook, first of all the pup is a boy (which Watanuki also is) and his fur is the exact same color as Watanuki's hair.

There's no way Watanuki would be a dog though, if anything he's a black cat. I mean, is some sense Watanuki is very cat-like. I'm not sure why, but I can imagine him with sexy cat ears and a tail. (Don't judge me you've all done it too. And if you haven't you probably just did.)

I looked at the baby dog again and sighed. I wasn't really sure how to take care of a dog, much less an energetic puppy. The puppy snuggled into my arms a bit more, and I felt strangely comforted. Even though Watanuki was back at the shop most likely being worked by Yuuko at this very moment.

I finally arrived at the temple, and put the puppy down. For some reason the fur-ball began flipping out as soon as I put him down. He pawed around in circles swinging his ears and occasionally lifted himself up on two legs to flail his front paws wildly for a few seconds before dropping back on all fours.

"Oi" I said to the crazy dog.

The pup turned to me and growled. It was then I noticed the puppy's eyes. They were a beautiful deep blue that was very familiar. I now knew what to call this fluffy puppy.

"Kimihiro"

The end of the first chapter has come.

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