Disclaimer: Obviosly I dont own anything, leave me alone, if your the FBI, I havn't done anything in two years!
characters are jk's and I like eggs. I hope you like it, and remember, cheese is not for wearing!
Beware of the penguins~ Terence*
Scene:23 Snape, Sirius, Lupin, Harry, Ron, and Hermione, inside the Shrieking shack.
Take One:
Me: Action!
Harry: YOU'RE PATHETIC! You're stupid bastard who is a horrible actor, and you smell like fish sticks, you ho!
Snape: *gasps* It's not my fault I'm an ass whole, It all started from my upbringing! *sobs*
Sirius: Oh boy * shakes head*
Alphonso: This isn't in the script. *shakes paper furiously*
Hermione: cant you see he's having a nervous breakdown? Honestly, you act as if were working on the set of a box office movie that must be finished in less than a month!
Ron: *scratches his head*
Alphonso: Um....
Harry: *raises his hand*
Sirius: yes Harry?
Harry: Can Ron go to the bathroom?
Ron: What? I don't have to go to the bathroom! *Looks aghast at the thought*
Harry: Oh, *pauses* Then can I go to the bathroom?
Me: Cut!
Take two:
Me: Action!
Harry: YOU"RE PATHETIC! JUST BECAUSE...
Ron: *Raises his hand*
Harry: what?
Ron: Are fish tacos shaped like a fish?
Hermione: *Sighs*
Alphonso: No Ron, *looks at the boy consolingly*
Sirius: Ha!
All: What?
Sirius: I've just realized!
All: what?
Sirius: The reason why my computer wasn't working!
All: Why?
Sirius: Because I got it mixed up with the television!
Hermione: You just realized this now, after what? A month?
Sirius: Well, I got to a channel that you could easily find on the Internet!
Harry: * to Ron* Betcha ten bucks it was a porn channel.
Ron: Your on! *looks excited*
Me: Cut!
Take Three:
Me: Action!
Harry: YOU"RE PATHETIC!
Snape: *jumps out the window*
Harry: Was that supposed to Happen?
Me: Cut!
Take Four: Starting with Lupin
Lupin: You fool! Is a school boy grudge... ooooh cookies!
All: Hey! Chocolate!
Alphonso: Guys! * slaps himself on the head*
Hermione: Excuse me? *looks scandalized*
Harry: *snickers*
Hermione: I am much more clever than these twits!
Boys: Hey!
Hermione: I am a women!
Ron: *cookies in his mouth* Humiesahgurl?
Hermione: What?
Harry: You're a girl?
Hermione: duh!
Ron: whovefucaknowm?
Alphonso: Please can we finish this scene?
All: *looks confused*
Sirius: Hey an ant!
Me: Cut!
Take Five:
Lupin: *chokes and coughs*
Harry: Hey he's dying!
Snape: Remy? *looks worried* Remy?
Sirius: Ha! Remy! *giggles*
Lupin: *signals for water, as Snape pats his back*
Alphonso: Is he okay?
Harry: It's the cookies there poisoned!
All: *Gasp drop on the floor*
Alphonso: NO!!!!!
A few minutes later
Lupin: *actually choked on his own tongue*
Ron: Hey, it wasn't the cookies!
All: Hurray!
Ron: Let's have some more!
All: Yeah!
Alphonso: *begins to protest*
Harry: *Hits him over the head with an antelope*
Me: Cut! *dodges swinging antelope*
Take Six: Next day
Me: Action! *does snap dramatically*
Alphonso: As a reaction to my near fatal assassination with a flying antelope, I will be suing all of you!
All: Okay, Whatever, fair enough.
Hermione: Are we filming?
Alphonso: Oh shit.
Me: Cut!
Take Seven: Ron
Me: Action! *fakes french accent, everyone stares*
Ron: *crickets*
All: *Wait*
Ron: *Still nothing*
Harry: RON!
Ron: W-what? *looks alarmed that people are next to him*
Harry: Were filming!
Ron: *Blows bubble with saliva*
Snape: *Huffs, and files his nails*
Hermione: I cant work with these idiots! *walks off set*
Ron: *snaps out of it* Can the all the all powerful goddess java queen, J.K. Rowling just kill her off?
All: *Nod in agreement*
Me: cut!
Take Eight: totally random song and dance:
Harry: I................Feel...... Pretty!*sways back and forth*
Snape: Oh so pretty!
Harry: I feel pretty and...
Snape: witty and
Harry: Wise!
Together: *dances together* And I pity any girl who isn't me tonight! *does little twirl thing*
Snape: LA LALALA LA LALALALA!
Harry: I..........feel.....charming!*sways*
Snape: Oh so charming!
Harry: It's alarming,
Snape: How charming, *sings opera*
Harry: I feel!
Snape: What a pretty face!
Harry: what a pretty smile!
Snape: What a pretty dress! *smooths down robes, looks pretty*
Together: What a pretty me!!!!!!!
Sirius: I cant take it anymore! *grabs the antelope and hits snape over the head*
Snape: *Dramatically Faints*
Harry: *runs off screaming with hands over his head*
Me: Cut! *shakes head*
Take nine:
Lupin: You fool! Wait, what the front door?
Man: *runs through set naked, laughing madly*
Ron: Hey that's sexy!
Hermione: ew! Yuck!
Snape: He's right you know.
Man: Muahahahaha!*actually Voldemort*
All: *Gasps*
Harry: It's my arch nemesis who I'm secretly in love with, BARBRA WALTERS! Ahhhh!
Voldmeort: It is I! Lord Vodemort!
Harry: Oh!
All: *Gasps*
Voldemort: Yes, Muahahahaha! Uh! *arrow hits him in the back*
All: *turn*
Legolas: Sorry, wrong set, *looks down* sorry mate, looks like an orc to me.
Hermione: *blushes giggles*
Snape: No way he's mine!
Lupin: But sevy!
Legolas: *leaves, Hermione accompanying him*
Snape: What a fox!
Lupin: You Bitch!
Me: cut!
Take ten:
All: *sitting around, doing absolutely nothing, waiting for me to write some stupid take, and embarrass then beyond belief*
Harry: Im bored, you just had to kill the director! *says to Voldie*
Voldemort: He was cheating with my wife!
Harry: But you don't have a wife!
Voldemort: Exactly my point!
All: *confused*
Harry: Can you write something please!
Me: I know, an interpretive dance contest!
All: No!!!!
Snape: That actually sound fun!
Sirius: Weirdo! *hits him with a pan*
Harry: Hey, maybe Dobby can give us a lap dance.
Lupin: *whistles*
Snape: No, house elves are always playing havoc with my draw strings, they'll only reject me in the end.
Hermione: Yeah that's harsh.
Snape: *blushes, giggles*
Ron: Asleep *snorts loudly*
Sirius: *tries desperately to find the back of his head*
One Hour later
Harry: Will you just write something! This is bullshit!
Lupin: oink weee!!!
Sirius: *moans*
Snape: *ballroom dances with the wall*
Alphonso: *murdered*
Hermione: *throws a tennis ball at an unsuspecting Ron, who doesn't feel it*
Harry: Make something happen! Anything!
Me: Anything? *rubs hands together*
*whole building collapses, snape dies, and cheese falls from the sky*
*everyone shrieks, Hermione gets run over by a Budweiser truck*
* Cast applauds*
Me: Cut! Do over!
All: *groan*
Harry: I need a joint!
Sirius: *gets hit in the head with a pan*
Ron: Can I go to the bathroom now?
Me: I said Cut! Freaks!
END!!!
(This is just an idea me and my friend Alix made up, hope you like.)
Scene:23 Snape, Sirius, Lupin, Harry, Ron, and Hermione, inside the Shrieking shack.
Take One:
Me: Action!
Harry: YOU'RE PATHETIC! You're stupid bastard who is a horrible actor, and you smell like fish sticks, you ho!
Snape: *gasps* It's not my fault I'm an ass whole, It all started from my upbringing! *sobs*
Sirius: Oh boy * shakes head*
Alphonso: This isn't in the script. *shakes paper furiously*
Hermione: cant you see he's having a nervous breakdown? Honestly, you act as if were working on the set of a box office movie that must be finished in less than a month!
Ron: *scratches his head*
Alphonso: Um....
Harry: *raises his hand*
Sirius: yes Harry?
Harry: Can Ron go to the bathroom?
Ron: What? I don't have to go to the bathroom! *Looks aghast at the thought*
Harry: Oh, *pauses* Then can I go to the bathroom?
Me: Cut!
Take two:
Me: Action!
Harry: YOU"RE PATHETIC! JUST BECAUSE...
Ron: *Raises his hand*
Harry: what?
Ron: Are fish tacos shaped like a fish?
Hermione: *Sighs*
Alphonso: No Ron, *looks at the boy consolingly*
Sirius: Ha!
All: What?
Sirius: I've just realized!
All: what?
Sirius: The reason why my computer wasn't working!
All: Why?
Sirius: Because I got it mixed up with the television!
Hermione: You just realized this now, after what? A month?
Sirius: Well, I got to a channel that you could easily find on the Internet!
Harry: * to Ron* Betcha ten bucks it was a porn channel.
Ron: Your on! *looks excited*
Me: Cut!
Take Three:
Me: Action!
Harry: YOU"RE PATHETIC!
Snape: *jumps out the window*
Harry: Was that supposed to Happen?
Me: Cut!
Take Four: Starting with Lupin
Lupin: You fool! Is a school boy grudge... ooooh cookies!
All: Hey! Chocolate!
Alphonso: Guys! * slaps himself on the head*
Hermione: Excuse me? *looks scandalized*
Harry: *snickers*
Hermione: I am much more clever than these twits!
Boys: Hey!
Hermione: I am a women!
Ron: *cookies in his mouth* Humiesahgurl?
Hermione: What?
Harry: You're a girl?
Hermione: duh!
Ron: whovefucaknowm?
Alphonso: Please can we finish this scene?
All: *looks confused*
Sirius: Hey an ant!
Me: Cut!
Take Five:
Lupin: *chokes and coughs*
Harry: Hey he's dying!
Snape: Remy? *looks worried* Remy?
Sirius: Ha! Remy! *giggles*
Lupin: *signals for water, as Snape pats his back*
Alphonso: Is he okay?
Harry: It's the cookies there poisoned!
All: *Gasp drop on the floor*
Alphonso: NO!!!!!
A few minutes later
Lupin: *actually choked on his own tongue*
Ron: Hey, it wasn't the cookies!
All: Hurray!
Ron: Let's have some more!
All: Yeah!
Alphonso: *begins to protest*
Harry: *Hits him over the head with an antelope*
Me: Cut! *dodges swinging antelope*
Take Six: Next day
Me: Action! *does snap dramatically*
Alphonso: As a reaction to my near fatal assassination with a flying antelope, I will be suing all of you!
All: Okay, Whatever, fair enough.
Hermione: Are we filming?
Alphonso: Oh shit.
Me: Cut!
Take Seven: Ron
Me: Action! *fakes french accent, everyone stares*
Ron: *crickets*
All: *Wait*
Ron: *Still nothing*
Harry: RON!
Ron: W-what? *looks alarmed that people are next to him*
Harry: Were filming!
Ron: *Blows bubble with saliva*
Snape: *Huffs, and files his nails*
Hermione: I cant work with these idiots! *walks off set*
Ron: *snaps out of it* Can the all the all powerful goddess java queen, J.K. Rowling just kill her off?
All: *Nod in agreement*
Me: cut!
Take Eight: totally random song and dance:
Harry: I................Feel...... Pretty!*sways back and forth*
Snape: Oh so pretty!
Harry: I feel pretty and...
Snape: witty and
Harry: Wise!
Together: *dances together* And I pity any girl who isn't me tonight! *does little twirl thing*
Snape: LA LALALA LA LALALALA!
Harry: I..........feel.....charming!*sways*
Snape: Oh so charming!
Harry: It's alarming,
Snape: How charming, *sings opera*
Harry: I feel!
Snape: What a pretty face!
Harry: what a pretty smile!
Snape: What a pretty dress! *smooths down robes, looks pretty*
Together: What a pretty me!!!!!!!
Sirius: I cant take it anymore! *grabs the antelope and hits snape over the head*
Snape: *Dramatically Faints*
Harry: *runs off screaming with hands over his head*
Me: Cut! *shakes head*
Take nine:
Lupin: You fool! Wait, what the front door?
Man: *runs through set naked, laughing madly*
Ron: Hey that's sexy!
Hermione: ew! Yuck!
Snape: He's right you know.
Man: Muahahahaha!*actually Voldemort*
All: *Gasps*
Harry: It's my arch nemesis who I'm secretly in love with, BARBRA WALTERS! Ahhhh!
Voldmeort: It is I! Lord Vodemort!
Harry: Oh!
All: *Gasps*
Voldemort: Yes, Muahahahaha! Uh! *arrow hits him in the back*
All: *turn*
Legolas: Sorry, wrong set, *looks down* sorry mate, looks like an orc to me.
Hermione: *blushes giggles*
Snape: No way he's mine!
Lupin: But sevy!
Legolas: *leaves, Hermione accompanying him*
Snape: What a fox!
Lupin: You Bitch!
Me: cut!
Take ten:
All: *sitting around, doing absolutely nothing, waiting for me to write some stupid take, and embarrass then beyond belief*
Harry: Im bored, you just had to kill the director! *says to Voldie*
Voldemort: He was cheating with my wife!
Harry: But you don't have a wife!
Voldemort: Exactly my point!
All: *confused*
Harry: Can you write something please!
Me: I know, an interpretive dance contest!
All: No!!!!
Snape: That actually sound fun!
Sirius: Weirdo! *hits him with a pan*
Harry: Hey, maybe Dobby can give us a lap dance.
Lupin: *whistles*
Snape: No, house elves are always playing havoc with my draw strings, they'll only reject me in the end.
Hermione: Yeah that's harsh.
Snape: *blushes, giggles*
Ron: Asleep *snorts loudly*
Sirius: *tries desperately to find the back of his head*
One Hour later
Harry: Will you just write something! This is bullshit!
Lupin: oink weee!!!
Sirius: *moans*
Snape: *ballroom dances with the wall*
Alphonso: *murdered*
Hermione: *throws a tennis ball at an unsuspecting Ron, who doesn't feel it*
Harry: Make something happen! Anything!
Me: Anything? *rubs hands together*
*whole building collapses, snape dies, and cheese falls from the sky*
*everyone shrieks, Hermione gets run over by a Budweiser truck*
* Cast applauds*
Me: Cut! Do over!
All: *groan*
Harry: I need a joint!
Sirius: *gets hit in the head with a pan*
Ron: Can I go to the bathroom now?
Me: I said Cut! Freaks!
END!!!
(Hope you liked it! REVIEW REVIEW! I love you all! *snorts*)
characters are jk's and I like eggs. I hope you like it, and remember, cheese is not for wearing!
Beware of the penguins~ Terence*
Scene:23 Snape, Sirius, Lupin, Harry, Ron, and Hermione, inside the Shrieking shack.
Take One:
Me: Action!
Harry: YOU'RE PATHETIC! You're stupid bastard who is a horrible actor, and you smell like fish sticks, you ho!
Snape: *gasps* It's not my fault I'm an ass whole, It all started from my upbringing! *sobs*
Sirius: Oh boy * shakes head*
Alphonso: This isn't in the script. *shakes paper furiously*
Hermione: cant you see he's having a nervous breakdown? Honestly, you act as if were working on the set of a box office movie that must be finished in less than a month!
Ron: *scratches his head*
Alphonso: Um....
Harry: *raises his hand*
Sirius: yes Harry?
Harry: Can Ron go to the bathroom?
Ron: What? I don't have to go to the bathroom! *Looks aghast at the thought*
Harry: Oh, *pauses* Then can I go to the bathroom?
Me: Cut!
Take two:
Me: Action!
Harry: YOU"RE PATHETIC! JUST BECAUSE...
Ron: *Raises his hand*
Harry: what?
Ron: Are fish tacos shaped like a fish?
Hermione: *Sighs*
Alphonso: No Ron, *looks at the boy consolingly*
Sirius: Ha!
All: What?
Sirius: I've just realized!
All: what?
Sirius: The reason why my computer wasn't working!
All: Why?
Sirius: Because I got it mixed up with the television!
Hermione: You just realized this now, after what? A month?
Sirius: Well, I got to a channel that you could easily find on the Internet!
Harry: * to Ron* Betcha ten bucks it was a porn channel.
Ron: Your on! *looks excited*
Me: Cut!
Take Three:
Me: Action!
Harry: YOU"RE PATHETIC!
Snape: *jumps out the window*
Harry: Was that supposed to Happen?
Me: Cut!
Take Four: Starting with Lupin
Lupin: You fool! Is a school boy grudge... ooooh cookies!
All: Hey! Chocolate!
Alphonso: Guys! * slaps himself on the head*
Hermione: Excuse me? *looks scandalized*
Harry: *snickers*
Hermione: I am much more clever than these twits!
Boys: Hey!
Hermione: I am a women!
Ron: *cookies in his mouth* Humiesahgurl?
Hermione: What?
Harry: You're a girl?
Hermione: duh!
Ron: whovefucaknowm?
Alphonso: Please can we finish this scene?
All: *looks confused*
Sirius: Hey an ant!
Me: Cut!
Take Five:
Lupin: *chokes and coughs*
Harry: Hey he's dying!
Snape: Remy? *looks worried* Remy?
Sirius: Ha! Remy! *giggles*
Lupin: *signals for water, as Snape pats his back*
Alphonso: Is he okay?
Harry: It's the cookies there poisoned!
All: *Gasp drop on the floor*
Alphonso: NO!!!!!
A few minutes later
Lupin: *actually choked on his own tongue*
Ron: Hey, it wasn't the cookies!
All: Hurray!
Ron: Let's have some more!
All: Yeah!
Alphonso: *begins to protest*
Harry: *Hits him over the head with an antelope*
Me: Cut! *dodges swinging antelope*
Take Six: Next day
Me: Action! *does snap dramatically*
Alphonso: As a reaction to my near fatal assassination with a flying antelope, I will be suing all of you!
All: Okay, Whatever, fair enough.
Hermione: Are we filming?
Alphonso: Oh shit.
Me: Cut!
Take Seven: Ron
Me: Action! *fakes french accent, everyone stares*
Ron: *crickets*
All: *Wait*
Ron: *Still nothing*
Harry: RON!
Ron: W-what? *looks alarmed that people are next to him*
Harry: Were filming!
Ron: *Blows bubble with saliva*
Snape: *Huffs, and files his nails*
Hermione: I cant work with these idiots! *walks off set*
Ron: *snaps out of it* Can the all the all powerful goddess java queen, J.K. Rowling just kill her off?
All: *Nod in agreement*
Me: cut!
Take Eight: totally random song and dance:
Harry: I................Feel...... Pretty!*sways back and forth*
Snape: Oh so pretty!
Harry: I feel pretty and...
Snape: witty and
Harry: Wise!
Together: *dances together* And I pity any girl who isn't me tonight! *does little twirl thing*
Snape: LA LALALA LA LALALALA!
Harry: I..........feel.....charming!*sways*
Snape: Oh so charming!
Harry: It's alarming,
Snape: How charming, *sings opera*
Harry: I feel!
Snape: What a pretty face!
Harry: what a pretty smile!
Snape: What a pretty dress! *smooths down robes, looks pretty*
Together: What a pretty me!!!!!!!
Sirius: I cant take it anymore! *grabs the antelope and hits snape over the head*
Snape: *Dramatically Faints*
Harry: *runs off screaming with hands over his head*
Me: Cut! *shakes head*
Take nine:
Lupin: You fool! Wait, what the front door?
Man: *runs through set naked, laughing madly*
Ron: Hey that's sexy!
Hermione: ew! Yuck!
Snape: He's right you know.
Man: Muahahahaha!*actually Voldemort*
All: *Gasps*
Harry: It's my arch nemesis who I'm secretly in love with, BARBRA WALTERS! Ahhhh!
Voldmeort: It is I! Lord Vodemort!
Harry: Oh!
All: *Gasps*
Voldemort: Yes, Muahahahaha! Uh! *arrow hits him in the back*
All: *turn*
Legolas: Sorry, wrong set, *looks down* sorry mate, looks like an orc to me.
Hermione: *blushes giggles*
Snape: No way he's mine!
Lupin: But sevy!
Legolas: *leaves, Hermione accompanying him*
Snape: What a fox!
Lupin: You Bitch!
Me: cut!
Take ten:
All: *sitting around, doing absolutely nothing, waiting for me to write some stupid take, and embarrass then beyond belief*
Harry: Im bored, you just had to kill the director! *says to Voldie*
Voldemort: He was cheating with my wife!
Harry: But you don't have a wife!
Voldemort: Exactly my point!
All: *confused*
Harry: Can you write something please!
Me: I know, an interpretive dance contest!
All: No!!!!
Snape: That actually sound fun!
Sirius: Weirdo! *hits him with a pan*
Harry: Hey, maybe Dobby can give us a lap dance.
Lupin: *whistles*
Snape: No, house elves are always playing havoc with my draw strings, they'll only reject me in the end.
Hermione: Yeah that's harsh.
Snape: *blushes, giggles*
Ron: Asleep *snorts loudly*
Sirius: *tries desperately to find the back of his head*
One Hour later
Harry: Will you just write something! This is bullshit!
Lupin: oink weee!!!
Sirius: *moans*
Snape: *ballroom dances with the wall*
Alphonso: *murdered*
Hermione: *throws a tennis ball at an unsuspecting Ron, who doesn't feel it*
Harry: Make something happen! Anything!
Me: Anything? *rubs hands together*
*whole building collapses, snape dies, and cheese falls from the sky*
*everyone shrieks, Hermione gets run over by a Budweiser truck*
* Cast applauds*
Me: Cut! Do over!
All: *groan*
Harry: I need a joint!
Sirius: *gets hit in the head with a pan*
Ron: Can I go to the bathroom now?
Me: I said Cut! Freaks!
END!!!
(This is just an idea me and my friend Alix made up, hope you like.)
Scene:23 Snape, Sirius, Lupin, Harry, Ron, and Hermione, inside the Shrieking shack.
Take One:
Me: Action!
Harry: YOU'RE PATHETIC! You're stupid bastard who is a horrible actor, and you smell like fish sticks, you ho!
Snape: *gasps* It's not my fault I'm an ass whole, It all started from my upbringing! *sobs*
Sirius: Oh boy * shakes head*
Alphonso: This isn't in the script. *shakes paper furiously*
Hermione: cant you see he's having a nervous breakdown? Honestly, you act as if were working on the set of a box office movie that must be finished in less than a month!
Ron: *scratches his head*
Alphonso: Um....
Harry: *raises his hand*
Sirius: yes Harry?
Harry: Can Ron go to the bathroom?
Ron: What? I don't have to go to the bathroom! *Looks aghast at the thought*
Harry: Oh, *pauses* Then can I go to the bathroom?
Me: Cut!
Take two:
Me: Action!
Harry: YOU"RE PATHETIC! JUST BECAUSE...
Ron: *Raises his hand*
Harry: what?
Ron: Are fish tacos shaped like a fish?
Hermione: *Sighs*
Alphonso: No Ron, *looks at the boy consolingly*
Sirius: Ha!
All: What?
Sirius: I've just realized!
All: what?
Sirius: The reason why my computer wasn't working!
All: Why?
Sirius: Because I got it mixed up with the television!
Hermione: You just realized this now, after what? A month?
Sirius: Well, I got to a channel that you could easily find on the Internet!
Harry: * to Ron* Betcha ten bucks it was a porn channel.
Ron: Your on! *looks excited*
Me: Cut!
Take Three:
Me: Action!
Harry: YOU"RE PATHETIC!
Snape: *jumps out the window*
Harry: Was that supposed to Happen?
Me: Cut!
Take Four: Starting with Lupin
Lupin: You fool! Is a school boy grudge... ooooh cookies!
All: Hey! Chocolate!
Alphonso: Guys! * slaps himself on the head*
Hermione: Excuse me? *looks scandalized*
Harry: *snickers*
Hermione: I am much more clever than these twits!
Boys: Hey!
Hermione: I am a women!
Ron: *cookies in his mouth* Humiesahgurl?
Hermione: What?
Harry: You're a girl?
Hermione: duh!
Ron: whovefucaknowm?
Alphonso: Please can we finish this scene?
All: *looks confused*
Sirius: Hey an ant!
Me: Cut!
Take Five:
Lupin: *chokes and coughs*
Harry: Hey he's dying!
Snape: Remy? *looks worried* Remy?
Sirius: Ha! Remy! *giggles*
Lupin: *signals for water, as Snape pats his back*
Alphonso: Is he okay?
Harry: It's the cookies there poisoned!
All: *Gasp drop on the floor*
Alphonso: NO!!!!!
A few minutes later
Lupin: *actually choked on his own tongue*
Ron: Hey, it wasn't the cookies!
All: Hurray!
Ron: Let's have some more!
All: Yeah!
Alphonso: *begins to protest*
Harry: *Hits him over the head with an antelope*
Me: Cut! *dodges swinging antelope*
Take Six: Next day
Me: Action! *does snap dramatically*
Alphonso: As a reaction to my near fatal assassination with a flying antelope, I will be suing all of you!
All: Okay, Whatever, fair enough.
Hermione: Are we filming?
Alphonso: Oh shit.
Me: Cut!
Take Seven: Ron
Me: Action! *fakes french accent, everyone stares*
Ron: *crickets*
All: *Wait*
Ron: *Still nothing*
Harry: RON!
Ron: W-what? *looks alarmed that people are next to him*
Harry: Were filming!
Ron: *Blows bubble with saliva*
Snape: *Huffs, and files his nails*
Hermione: I cant work with these idiots! *walks off set*
Ron: *snaps out of it* Can the all the all powerful goddess java queen, J.K. Rowling just kill her off?
All: *Nod in agreement*
Me: cut!
Take Eight: totally random song and dance:
Harry: I................Feel...... Pretty!*sways back and forth*
Snape: Oh so pretty!
Harry: I feel pretty and...
Snape: witty and
Harry: Wise!
Together: *dances together* And I pity any girl who isn't me tonight! *does little twirl thing*
Snape: LA LALALA LA LALALALA!
Harry: I..........feel.....charming!*sways*
Snape: Oh so charming!
Harry: It's alarming,
Snape: How charming, *sings opera*
Harry: I feel!
Snape: What a pretty face!
Harry: what a pretty smile!
Snape: What a pretty dress! *smooths down robes, looks pretty*
Together: What a pretty me!!!!!!!
Sirius: I cant take it anymore! *grabs the antelope and hits snape over the head*
Snape: *Dramatically Faints*
Harry: *runs off screaming with hands over his head*
Me: Cut! *shakes head*
Take nine:
Lupin: You fool! Wait, what the front door?
Man: *runs through set naked, laughing madly*
Ron: Hey that's sexy!
Hermione: ew! Yuck!
Snape: He's right you know.
Man: Muahahahaha!*actually Voldemort*
All: *Gasps*
Harry: It's my arch nemesis who I'm secretly in love with, BARBRA WALTERS! Ahhhh!
Voldmeort: It is I! Lord Vodemort!
Harry: Oh!
All: *Gasps*
Voldemort: Yes, Muahahahaha! Uh! *arrow hits him in the back*
All: *turn*
Legolas: Sorry, wrong set, *looks down* sorry mate, looks like an orc to me.
Hermione: *blushes giggles*
Snape: No way he's mine!
Lupin: But sevy!
Legolas: *leaves, Hermione accompanying him*
Snape: What a fox!
Lupin: You Bitch!
Me: cut!
Take ten:
All: *sitting around, doing absolutely nothing, waiting for me to write some stupid take, and embarrass then beyond belief*
Harry: Im bored, you just had to kill the director! *says to Voldie*
Voldemort: He was cheating with my wife!
Harry: But you don't have a wife!
Voldemort: Exactly my point!
All: *confused*
Harry: Can you write something please!
Me: I know, an interpretive dance contest!
All: No!!!!
Snape: That actually sound fun!
Sirius: Weirdo! *hits him with a pan*
Harry: Hey, maybe Dobby can give us a lap dance.
Lupin: *whistles*
Snape: No, house elves are always playing havoc with my draw strings, they'll only reject me in the end.
Hermione: Yeah that's harsh.
Snape: *blushes, giggles*
Ron: Asleep *snorts loudly*
Sirius: *tries desperately to find the back of his head*
One Hour later
Harry: Will you just write something! This is bullshit!
Lupin: oink weee!!!
Sirius: *moans*
Snape: *ballroom dances with the wall*
Alphonso: *murdered*
Hermione: *throws a tennis ball at an unsuspecting Ron, who doesn't feel it*
Harry: Make something happen! Anything!
Me: Anything? *rubs hands together*
*whole building collapses, snape dies, and cheese falls from the sky*
*everyone shrieks, Hermione gets run over by a Budweiser truck*
* Cast applauds*
Me: Cut! Do over!
All: *groan*
Harry: I need a joint!
Sirius: *gets hit in the head with a pan*
Ron: Can I go to the bathroom now?
Me: I said Cut! Freaks!
END!!!
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