Dominoes…
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Let the pieces fall as they may…
By: 5252827876733 (I had to look at my cell, lol. .) and, 697833~!
(KCKatastrophee!)
P.S. I just texted Mystee, and she's gonna help with this~! Lol, don't ask where our off-the-wall humor comes from. I don't know, myself!
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Mystee is officially helping with this fic~! It'll be uploaded on her account; I only wrote the first 1,000 words or so!
So. . .everyone review for Mystee-chan! She's an amazing friend, and totally awesome. (She's pretty, too...and single, -winkwink- LOL! Just kidding! Her hearts been stolen by an emotionally constipated Mexican. :)
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Just a thought. :)
P.P.S. This was a pile of shiz to begin with, but I kept it for the lulz. ^_^
Now it's gonna ROCK~!
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Day 1~ 2:46pm, Room 109. Kakashi's Literature class.
Zzzzzzzz.
Zzzzzzzz.
Zzzzzzzz.
"…Shit, shit, shit!" I whisper, rummaging through my pockets frantically, trying to find the source of said vibing.
It's our phone, dumbass.
Watch your language, we were once children.
Keep telling yourself that…
I'm you; therefore I can shut you up.
Uh-Huh.
It's true!
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That's what I thought.
To: CherryCherryBoomBoom
From: RamenKing101
Subject: Heyyy
Saku babe whats going on? Whatchaa doing?
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To: RamenKing101
From: CherryCherryBoomBoom
Subject: What?
What do you want Naruto? I'm in literature! With KAKASHI! I swear, you better hurry the hell up before I get caught!
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To: CherryCherryBoomBoom
From: RamenKing101
Subject: …
Nothin. Wanna go to Ichirakus with teme and me?
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To: RamenKing101
From: CherryCherryBoomBoom
Subject: I hate you.
It's 2:47pm. I'm in literature. NO, Naruto. I'm not going to flipping Ichiraku's with you! You're an idiot sometimes, you know that? Don't you dare text me back either, cuz I sure ain't answering!
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To: CherryCherryBoomBoom
From: RamenKing101
Subject: But Sakura!
Ahhhhh! Sakuchan whyyyyy? D:
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Sometimes I hate Naruto.
Stupid Fishcake.
Shut-up.
Anyways, like…I love him and stuff, but like… ugh. He's so annoying. Like Sasuke. Whom I also love, but he's such a recluse to like EVERYONE. I mean, sometimes it would just be nice for him to just say, y'know, "Yes, Sakura. You're my soul mate." Fo'serious.
But we have awesome memories together. Just the two of us. Like, this one time, we stayed at the Hyuuga's beach house. Neji didn't even know. It was awesome. Especially when we went swimming… he almost drowned.
Ah.
Good memories.
Did I mention that he's a pyromaniac? Yeah. He is. Like, when we were at the beach house, the second day there, he blew up half the boardwalk. Seriously. We had to run. And yes, I mean run. He called it the 'katon jutsu' or something. I'm more of a… healthy person. He? He can be a fire-fighter, or bomb-maker, or whatever. I don't care. I'm going to be a doctor, and actually make a living. Like, why in the world would he want to set things on fire? And hair-spray flamethrowers? Don't even get me started on those.
Okay, so we singed Shikamaru's hair. It was an accident, I swear.
"What the hell? That was you?"
"Shikamaru. . .it's you. . .here. . ."
Insert sweat-drop.
Yeah. See, I'm in Literature, typing all of this on my cell.
Yes, for I am awesomesauce like that.
But that stupid lazy-ass Shikamaru sits right beside me.
God.
He's like, a genius though, I swear. His I.Q. must be like, 200, or something crazy.
Is it just me or do I abuse commas?
I believe I do.
Oh well...
Anyways, I'm only doing this whole blog/diary thing because Tsunade-san is making me. Ino says that it would like totally help with my 'love life,' though. But she goes through boy-friends like water, so why should I listen to her of all people? I mean, she's already corrupted Hinata-chan beyond repair. It's quite horrible if you ask me, y'know. She was such a shy girl... Neji will still whoop your ass if you go near her though. He's like a guard dog. And his hair is better than mine! I mean it's long, silky, and brown? Mine is short, frizzy, and pink. . .Pink!
Oh well.
I have some damn sexy hair if you ask me.
Sasuke says it's to obnoxious and loud. But his totally looks like a duck's ass.
Fo'serious.
Have you seen it lately?
His older brother is so hot though. What's his name, Itachi? His hair, is so freaking long! I swear, it's like, past mid-back length. Oh, it's so silky, smooth, and so, so, sooo black.
And his eyes? Red. Not even kidding. Like, not just red, but crimson! It's some disease or something that he got when he was like, 6. He should be dead, but I honestly think Death was like, way, way, way too mesmerized by his like, profound sexiness, that he like, couldn't speak and be all like, "Dude, you just died!" Because honestly? He is that hot.
Not that I like him or anything.
He's just very... pleasing to the eyes.
Yeah, that's it.
Pleasing to the eyes...
Who am I kidding? I want that boy!
Reowwl.
That was a... that was a cat sound...
Never mind.
But I would choose Itachi over Sasuke any day. And I'm not too ashamed to admit it. I mean, at least he treats his women right. Sasuke just blows me off like the reclusive bastard he is. -rolls eyes- But it doesn't hurt my feelings, I swear. It really doesn't.
"I-it really. . .t-tears you up inside, huh, Sakura-chan?" Hinata whispers, smoothing down her skirt as she takes a seat next to me.
"No! Of course not!" I tell her quickly. Because it's true. It doesn't. . .
"It's o-okay, Sakura-chan, just let it out."
I push a pile of papers off my desk, sighing. "Oh, who am I kidding? I'm head over heels!"
Know what? I'm uploading this. (This is KCKatastrophee, btw.) Hopefully Mystee'll write the second chapter in CT. I'll ask tomorrow. But this was about to expire, so I figured, what the heck. Um. . .reviews are like naked, willing Sasuke's. . .everyone wants them. ;) Dude... but, please don't flame. Be constructive.