"UGH hurry up Ivan just put it in there"

"okay okay i will sheesh Americans…so pushy!"

"ah! Ivan ngh! t-that's! okay okay one more time kay'"

"you will give in eventually, Da? i am good at this after all"

*gasp* " just hurry up and slide it in where you want!"

"if you insist"

"WAIT! WHAT NO! Ivan you cheated dude!"

"how can i cheat at connect 4 if the board is perpendicular to the table and your face is 3 inches from it?"