DISCLAIMER: I do not own Harry Potter or Negima. I only own the plot. Period. End of Story

Professor Umbridge was staring lovingly at her ornamental kitty plates. The kits were either purring in their sleep, or playing with a ball of yarn. But a sudden loud thud snapped both human and animal back to real life.

Umbridge looked down at her desk, where there was a stack of about seven or eight books. And a note was on the top book! It said;

Dear Professor Umbridge,

My friends and I would like for you to read these books to the entire student body, staff, and to some important and unimportant people. Below is a list of people we would like for you to invite.

In no particular order:

Tonks (Nymphadora Tonks)

Remus Lupin (Moony)

Snuffles [Remus Lupin will be bringing him]

Cornelius Fudge (Minister for Magic)

Kingsley Shacklebot

Oliver Wood (Former Gryffindor Quidditch captain)

Ludovic Bagman

The Malfoys (Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy)

The Weasley family (Percy included)

Alastor Moody (Mad-Eye) [THE REAL ONE!]

We would really appreciate it if you could start reading the books today.

Sincerely,

Victoria, Samantha, Amelia, and Haley.

P.S. Do not be worried if people begin to pop out of nowhere.

Umbridge spread the books out on her desk. All of the books were black and plain, except for the markings that she could feel but can't see. How odd.

She stacked the books back in the order they were before and looked at the spines. In gold letters, the books' titles were written.

In a first-last order:

Past: Before the Hogwarts Letter

Past: Friendship and Bravery

Past: Petrificus Totalus

Past: Manipulating Time

Past: Die and Revive

Present: Secret Organizations

Future: Unveiling of the True Prince

Future: Horcruxes

Professor Umbridge reread the fourth and last titles. She knew not what Horcruxes are nor what they could do, but she certainly knew that manipulating time would definitely earn someone time in Azkaban.

The ugly toad cast a brief levitating spell on the books and ran out of her horrifyingly pink office. She ran through the empty corridors and ran down the forever moving & rickety staircases. By the time the plump professor got to the Entrance Hall, she was panting hard4r. But she shook herself steady and entered the Great Hall.

The chittering and chattering of students had ceased. Three quarters of the Great Hall were looking at the professor in hidden disgust. Harry, Ron, and Hermione's were not very much hidden.

Professor Umbridge walked down the aisle in-between the Hufflepuff and Gryffindor tables, the floating books following behind her becoming noticeable. When she reached the High Table, she exchanged a nod of the head with Dumbledore, turned around, cast a charm on her voice, and spoke.

"Hello students. I have some very exciting news for you all!" Professor Umbridge said in a shrill voice. The students groaned and started to complain. Umbridge, of course, ignored them. The plump woman added, "I have just received eight books that are all about a student here. They were sent from four girls named Victoria, Samantha, Amelia, and Haley." The professor had a huge smile on her face. Whereas Hermione's face was absolutely different.

A scowl had formed on her face. Her face, ears and neck were all redder than the famous Weasley family hair color. Hermione felt the piece of rope around her neck until she found a crystal teardrop pendant. She gripped the pendant in her most firm hold, transferring all her anger into the pendant. In a matter of seconds, the pendant turned ice cold. Hermione let go of the pendant and looked back up to see the rest of the Great Hall residents talking amongst themselves.

Harry was very confused. When Umbridge said that the books were given to her by four girls, he thought they were trying to make his life better. But when he saw a scowl on Hermione's face, his minded mixed. Harry saw her clutch something around her neck, her knuckles going very white. A minute later, she let's go of her hold and act like nothing happened. He thought of asking her about it, but he kept to himself. At that time, Dumbledore stood and magnified his voice.

"It seems that Professor Umbridge had also gotten a note that asked of her to invite some, as the girls quoted, "important and unimportant people". They are Nymphadora Tonks," Members of the Order smiled. "Remus Lupin," Clapping and cheering filled the Great Hall. "Snuffles," Harry, Ron, and Hermione smiled hugely. "Cornelius Fudge," The Great Hall went silent as Umbridge smiled. "Kingsley Shacklebot, Oliver Wood," The Gryffindors clapped and cheered. "Ludovic Bagman, The Malfoys," Draco looked up in schock and so did the rest of the Great Hall. "The Weasley family, Percy included." The present Weasley's were swearing under their breath. "and Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody," The Great Hall occupants either grimaced or smiled.

"I will send all of them a message asking for their presence." said Dumbledore. He cast the Patronus Charm and was met with a phoenix, to which many students stared wide-eye at. Dumbledore whispered the message and the phoenix flew right through the enchanted ceiling. Minutes later, multiple POP!'s were heard. There was a small crowd of people gathered closely at to the High table. In the small crowd were the Malfoys, the Weasleys, Tonks, Remus, Snuffles, Fudge, Kingsley, Oliver, Mad-Eye, Bagman, and Percy.

The first person to move was Hermione. She got up and walked straight to Percy. Ron was about to run over to Hermione and practically carry her back to the Gryffindor table, but Harry held him back, being rather curious of what Hermione would do.

When Hermione reached Percy, she rested her hands on his shoulders, stood on her toes, and whispered into his ear, "This is your chance to make up with your family. I don't care the stupid pride you have, it's keeping you from being able make up with them. Please, Percy, do this for you and your family." Hermione let go of Percy's shoulders and laid herself flat on her feet. She looked up at the grown man in front of her and saw him him nod. Hermione frowned slightly, worried that Percy might get hurt during the process of making up with his family.

Hermione knew that the rest of the Great Hall occupants were watching her Percy's little exchange, so without turning around, Hermione spoke in a loud voice. "Why are you all just still staring at the two of us? Don't you people have anything better to do? For instance, greeting the guests?" With a single deadly look, everyone scramble out of there seats started talking, hugging, joking, and even doing a bit of kissing. Harry and the rest of the Weasleys walked calmly towards Hermione. Percy had still not moved from his spot.

Harry and Ron gave a slight nod, while the other Weasleys gave Percy disgusted looks. Said dude did do a thing except say, "I best be getting to standing 'side Fudge. Bye M.J." Percy left. Hermione watched him go. She turned back to the staring Harry and Weasleys.

"May I help you all? You seem a bit lost." Said Hermione. Harry snapped his attention to Hermione and asked,

"Why did Percy call you M.J.?" Ron shook his head impatiently and said, with quite a bit of anger,

"Never mind that, Harry! Hermione, what is going on with you and that traitor?!" Hermione turned around and looked at Percy, smiled sadly, and set her gaze on Dumbledore, who was trying to get everyones attention. With a loud bang to an invisible gong, he got it.

"Why don't we get started with the reading now. Whoever wishes to read the first chapter of the first book-"

"I will!" Said Um-bitch in a shrill voice. With a snap of her fingers, the plain black book was on her lap. Picking the book up, she read the title.

"Before the Hogwarts Letter" Said Um-bitch. She opened up the book and read the first chapter title.

"History"

I don't exactly know where her (Umbridge) office is.

Well, hope you like it! SHUGGAH FOR EVERY PERSON WHO REVIEWS! ('shuggah' not guaranteed). LUV YA!

~CherryPink21

PS I absolutely LOVE the color pink! :)