A/N: I have no idea why I did this for an anime so... yeah xD Also, isn't it ironic for an SnK fic to be rated K? xD Anyways... I hope you guys enjoy this! First Shingeki no Kyojin fanfic~ although this should be considered a troll fic? :P For the characters, anyway. If you have a quiz you would like them to take, feel free to PM me! I repeat... PM me... please don't put them in reviews or I'll be in big trouble. Also, it doesn't have to be Levi who answers the questions, you can request any character you want!

Let's start this then!

It was a beautiful day to be slaying titans. Or at least it would be if only Hanji hadn't been talking with that Arlert kid! Lately, Armin had taken a liking to observe people around him and write down whatever analysis he found from doing so. Then Hanji just had to go over to him and ask him to create a "quiz" from these pieces of information... saying that it may help them interact with the titans better and figure out their characters. Yeah, like a titan would just sit there quietly as you ask him what type of humans he finds juicier to eat...

However... the Arlert kid had a lot of friends whom are also weirdos, and they actually started a Quiz Corner... a Quiz Corner! At a time like this!

So now they create and collect quizzes from each member, then pass them out to whoever was interested... oh, God...

Unfortunately for him, Levi happened to be on stable duty when Hanji was feeling... "extra curious". To make things worse, it seemed she had Eren with him as well. Please, please, please don't make her ask any silly questions...

"Oh, Levi~ this new quiz just came in our mailbox~" Hanji called, waving the piece of paper up and down.

Levi sighed as he tried to suppress the urge to run out of the walls like crazy and slay every titan in sight. Actually, that would have been good, but then he wouldn't be following orders... always follow orders... that was the only thing stopping him from doing so at the moment, "What is it this time...?" Levi muttered, exasperated.

Eren looked over Hanji's shoulder to read the title, "Um... it says, 'What Color Is Your Love'?"

"I refuse to do this s***." Levi stated bluntly even before Eren finished, he turned and shoveled a few dirty straw beds out of the stable, the irony.

Hanji's eyes sparkled behind her glasses, "Oh, but you have to~ don't tell me the great and noble Corporal Levi would allow an incorrectly made quiz through? The experiments may all go wrong, you know that, don't you~?"

Levi twitched irritably. This was the real reason why he had agreed to answer the quizzes Hanji threw at him in the first place... to evaluate whether or not the quizzes were accurate. After all, if they were really going to be useful for future experiments, like, whether or not titans have personalities, then this was essential... God, this was getting weirder and weirder the more he thought about it...

"I'll take silence for consent then~" Hanji cleared her throat and started reading out the first question-

1. You're likely to fall for someone who

A. Loves you first

B. Is different from anyone you've met

C. Inspires you

D. Is a close friend

E. Is compatible with you on many levels

F. Opens up to you

Levi twitched, "You know, if these are actually going to be made for titan use... why would we ask them questions like these?"

"To find out whether titans can love, of course~"

Eren could tell that the Corporal was definitely not convinced, but Hanji was in charge of these experiments after all... if he refused, she'll definitely rage on and on and on and on and on about it... how annoying...

"B." Levi replied grudgingly, his teeth gnawing in a reluctant manner.

"Heh~? Really~? Everyone's unique though, so does that mean Levi, you love everyone~? Massive confession!"

"Hanji, after I've slain all the titans, I'll come after you next."

"Alright, alright, settle down..." Eren blinked awkwardly, "Let's go on to the next question..."

2. In relationships, you've been accused of being:

A. Hard to understand

B. Too sensitive

C. Too dominant

D. Scared of commitment

E. Not emotive enough

F. Too honest

"Huh... has Corporal Levi even been in a relationship before?" Eren asked, turning to Hanji.

"Oh, he's had plenty of affairs~"

"A-affairs!?"

Eren was somehow fascinated by this...

"F, now get on with it!" Levi's patience was down to less than half already even though they were only on question three.

3. When you're in love, you tend to feel

A. Intense

B. Excited

C. Complete

D. Empathetic

E. Responsible

F. Content

Levi had the sudden urge to slice that little crumpled up piece of paper in Hanji's hands into smithereens... but that would be too much of an overkill... "Why are all these questions so mushy-touchy-feely?" He muttered, feeling a major headache coming up.

"Feely is not a word, Corporal."

"Silence, Eren."

It took Eren a couple of seconds to figure out that Levi was seriously pondering over this question, "...Could it be that... Corporal Levi has never been in love before?"

"Hahaha~ don't be silly, Eren~ at his age? That would be too sad, wouldn't it? Ahaha~" Hanji laughed, patting Eren on the back as though that was the most naive question she's ever heard.

Levi's face grew slightly red as he finally blurted out, "F! F, okay!? Let's just get this over quickly!"

"Ehh~? Really~? I always thought Levi was the type who would feel responsible-"

"Please don't try to make your life shorter than it should be..."

"Alright~"

4. You couldn't imagine falling for someone who

A. Was bad for you

B. Wasn't too bright

C. Made you sad

D. Didn't truly respect you

E. Was boring and normal

F. Was reserved and aloof

"B."

"Well, that was a fast response."

"I can't stand people who ask stupid questions... like now." Levi grumbled through his teeth.

Eren looked from one senior to the other, "D-does that imply that...?"

"No!"

"Uhh... okay... if Corporal Levi says so..."

5. There's no such thing as a relationship that's too

A. Right

B. Passionate

C. Unusual

D. Deep

E. Sweet

F. Risky

"By the way, this is the last question, so you may rejoice after answering this~"

"Why are these all positive answers...?" Levi sighed, he was now leaning against a wooden pillar of the stable in a tired manner, "Huh... I guess I'll go for D..."

Silence.

"...What?"

"Nothing, it's just that..."

"Corporal Levi seemed so serious just now..."

"You... I'm always serious! Now hurry up and tell me the results so that I can evaluate whether it's right or not!"

"That's the spirit, Corporal!"

"I said hurry up!"

Your Love is Orange

When you love someone, you're willing to put it all on the line. You are bold in your romantic choices. You find love to be exciting, and you'll take a risk on a dangerous relationship that might not work out. You are very intelligent, and you are drawn in at first by a mental connection. Brains turn you on. For you, seduction and dating can be a bit of a game. You always have a clear picture of what's going on and what you need to do to succeed.

"...Amazing... it's completely accurate!" Hanji and Eren exclaimed at the same time.

"What are you two talking about... it's completely wrong! What is this supposed to mean- 'Brains turn you on'!?"

"You do look quite content when titan brains spray all over the ground..." Eren pointed out.

"Ugh... either way, I've made my decision! This quiz was a failure! A complete failure! Remember to burn it completely in the fire!" Levi griped, stomping off with his shovel and rake.

"...We're keeping it, aren't we, Hanji-san?"

"But of course~"

A/N: Hahaha... so what did you guys think? Who should take a quiz next? (if no one submits a new quiz or character, I'll just choose them at random :P)