It was the middle of the night on the Condor, and Stork was looking for the bathroom. 'No matter how many times I walk through this place, I can never find the goddamn bathroom!' Stork thought grumpily as he passed by Piper's room.
Suddenly, he heard something that sounded simliar to groaning. Taking a few steps back, Stork realized it was coming from within Piper's room. He slowly leaned towards the door before stopping himself and thinking, 'Nah, it's probably nothing to bother myself with...'
However, his curiosity got the better of him and he placed his ear up against the door. From behind the door, Stork could make out two female voices, one of them being Piper's. Slowly, Stork began to open the door. He only opened it enough so he could peek through.
The room seemed to smell heavily of the scent of orgasms, much to Stork's dismay. 'What the hell is going on in here...?' the Merb wondered. Suddenly, a familiar voice exclaimed, "You know...you really know how to do it hard for someone so 'sweet and innocent' as yourself..."
Stork opened the door a bit more and saw something he never expected: Piper was naked in bed with their mortal enemy, Queen Cyclonis! The evil goth woman kissed Piper gently on the lips and hissed, "God, you taste better every time I kiss you!"
To Stork's surprise, Piper giggled and replied, "Please, you bitch! No matter how much you flatter me, I still won't join you!" Queen Cyclonis pouted (which made Stork gag in shock) and whined, "But...but I thought you loved me..." Piper rolled her eyes and snapped, "Please! After everything you put me through...with Lark...how can I join you? I have a commitment to my team!"
Stork let out a sigh of relief. 'At least Ms. Dykey McDyke doesn't plan on leaving us yet...wait, did I just think that?' he thought, embarassed. Queen Cyclonis dragged her fingers through Piper's raven-black hair and cooed, "Come on, baby...you know you want me..."
"I told you, I-" before Piper could finish speaking, Lord Cyclonis silenced her with a kiss. Realizing that there wasn't much left to watch, Stork closed the door and continued his search for the bathroom. Oddly enough, he had a small grin on his face...