A Simple wish…
Deep within the rocky mountains of Colorado…
Naval secret testing laboratories, Professor Largo attempting his final tests, of a new Super Soldier Training Program…
Threw the double steel doors, in a darkened room levels under the surface of the Rocky Mountains, Professor Largo and his fields of testing equipment, cylinders, computers, human holding pods, test tubes, medical resuscitative equipment, operating tables, and a central operating panel…
"Lieutenant O'Brian… This is going to sting for a moment." Professor Largo turns to get another devise revealing Lieutenant O'Brian encased in a holding pod, greenish-yellow ooze filling the pod…
"Bang" an Explosion blows off the steel double doors, troops storm the room.
Flash, and smoke grenades shoot into the room, filling it with thick smoke, laser scopes from high powered automatic weapons emit laser beams in search of the Professor…
A voice through the clouds of smoke, Professor you must stop this experiment, if you do not seize and desist we have been ordered at no expense to have you stopped…
Through the smoke filed room Professor Largo fights his way running toward the control panel his final test 99.5% complete…
"Professor Largo… I guess you want it the hard way…""Open Fire!" The squad opens fire, round after round of ammunition into the blind density of the room, hit the control panel, in the stream of bullets Professor Largo is hit a bullet enters hits him in the back, on impact his body is pushed into the control panel, and in a last ditch effort he hits the eject button.
Alarms sound from the computer, "WARNING," the completion of O'Brian's programming is not complete," Warning!"
"BOOM," the control panel explodes, killing Professor Largo…
Sparks from the control panel light the corner of the room…
Lieutenant O'Brian, covered from head to toe in ooze, screaming and pleading in pain for help, as the pod fills, O'Brian, "I wish someone would help me..."
The control panel finally explodes with a bright flash and a figure in a dark cloak appears his voice loud and firm, "Your wish has been granted."
The smoke clears, the pod that held O'Brian is cracked and O'Brian is missing…
Sergeant Conner yells, "Oh, Shit! He's loose!"
Meanwhile… In a different universe at the Tendo Dojo at sunrise…
Ranma groggy, being flung from the second story window by panda… "Every fucking morning!" Falling fast, Ranma adjusts himself, and flips about landing eloquently, firm on the ground like the true martial artist he is.
Akane awakened by the sounds of Ranma and Panda, walks to the window, and begins throwing barbells down at Ranma, the Panda then follows plummeting from the window throwing more barbells at Ranma with great speed, and great force…
Akane screaming from the new founded panda express window," Can't you sleep in its Sunday?"
Panda lands with a "THUD," onto the ground right behind Ranma, just then a barbell falls hard onto his head knocking him out cold…"Ha… Stupid Panda." Ranma Sniffs, thinking "Mmmm, Kasumi must be making breakfast"…
Ranma walks back into the house, a fuming Akane rushes downstairs… "Ranma, You baka pervert, cant you sleep in for just one day?"
"Akane…" "Bblame,"… "Panda,"… "He,"…
"You're an insensitive jerk! Ranma"
"What would you know?" "Akane, you're just an un-cute macho chick."
"Ranma, No Baka!" and hits Ranma over the head with her mallet, and sends him into Leo orbit.
Ranma getting slammed against a wall, falling fast into unconsciousness, "I wish someone would help me!"
A dark figure in a cloak appears, "Your wish has been granted."
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Just a random though should I keep it going or not , let me know