Disclaimer: I do not own "Clerks" or "Clerks 2". Fuck-a-doodle-doo.

Full of attitude

Bothered by his job, and thus

Randall says 'Fuck you'.

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Always without words

Yet somehow full of wisdom

This is Silent Bob.

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Jay is rude and crude.

Can't this guy ever shut up?

Apparently not.

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Magazines in stock

Are something good in Quick Stop

Like the cigarettes.

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The video shop

Its customers are upset

Because of Randall.

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Donkey shows are fun

Maybe an acquired taste…

No fun for Dante.

I might make more if they come to me. Tell me what you think (no, seriously). And feel free to point it out if I miscounted some syllables.