"Hey, Listen!" screamed Navi.
"What is it?" asked Link.
"Nothing, I just like saying that." said Navi.
With that, Link took out a bottle that came out of nowhere and swiped up Navi with it.
"Hey, Listen! Hey, Listen! Hey, listen!" said Link, shaking the bottle.
After Navi stopped bouncing around like a pinball, she breathed on the glass, fogging it up and then used her finger to write two letters into the fog: FU.
"Have it your way." said Link, putting the bottle into his pocket and continuing through the maze he was in.
He walked through the door in front of him and entered a room that had two statues. One in front of him facing in his direction. The other was to the statue's left and was facing in it's direction. Judging from the soft grapple points on the front of the statues, Link was guessing he needed to use his hookshot. He pulled out the said device and aimed it carefully at the statue's grappling point and fired. The hook caught onto it's target and Link felt himself being lifted off his feet as he flew through the air. He quickly braced himself so that his feet hit the statue and he hung there for a second before releasing the trigger and falling back to the ground, landing on his feet.
"That was fun." said Link, aiming the hookshot at the next statue and repeating the process.
After that, the only thing preventing him from getting through the door ahead was a set of spikes. Link shot his hookshot up at the grapple point on the ceiling and landed between the spikes and the door and stepped beyond the threshold, only to find himself in a misty room that stretched from here to infinity. Ahead of him was another door in the middle of nothingness, so either the door was magical or this room was an illusion, which would make sense since Link doubted a place big enough to have it's own sky could exist under Lake Hylia. The only thing that didn't make sense was how he was supposed to get past the iron bars blocking the door ahead of him. Perhaps the tree between him and the door had something to do with it.
Link walked up to the tree and looked around to see if he had sprung any possible trap, but nothing. He walked around the tree, but again, nothing, so finally, he walked up to the barred door to see if there was any hidden switch, but found nothing.
Then, a small splash behind Link told him he was not alone in this room and he turned around to see a black silhouette. Or at least that's what it looked like. As Link took a closer look, he was surprised to see that the specter looked just like him, except that his tunic was black as the night sky, his hair was white as the moon, and his eyes were red, like the morning sun.
Fiery and calm at the same time.
The shadow slowly made his way over to the Hero of Time and gently placed his hand on his cheek.
Now there's no one here but us." said the shadow seductively, his voice very similar to Link's, only deeper.
"Th-That's what this is about?" asked Link nervously.
"Yes…now you're mine." said the shadow, moving his lips toward Link's.
Then Link stabbed Dark Link in the gut and violently jerked his sword back out, coloring the water red with Dark's blood, and Dork Link fell down dead. Then the door opened up, Link got the longshot, and everything went according to plan.
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Told you it was unexpected. =D