It was around midday when Sebastian woke up. He had spent the whole night up talking to that stupid, *sexy* pelican anon. Jim was home.
Getting up out of bed, he rubbed the sleep dust out of his eyes and made his way into the living room, where Jim was standing there, beaming insanely. Woah, that guy was creepy.
Sebastian went right up to Jim, and tried to kiss him, but Jim rejected him, because Jim is cool. "No, bad Sebastian." Jim scolded. Then, he smiled, and turned around. That is when Sebastian first noticed the big cardboard box behind Jim. It was shaking, and there was a terrible, ear splitting shrieking noise coming from it. "What is that thing?" He asked, gesturing to the box.
"Oh, you meen Bluebell? This is our new pet pelican, isn't he adorable?" He opened the box, and took out a big, fat pelican with a blue bow tied around its neck. Wait, was that an... eyeball in its mouth? Wow, maybe the anon was right... wait, no, he was just getting paranoid, there was nothing wrong with it. But then again, it did have creepy eyes...
"Um, jim, isn't that pelican a guy?"
Jim glared at Sebastian. "Yes, but he likes the name bluebell? Don't you, bluebell? Yes you do, yes you do! Who is a good peli- AHHHHHHHHH!" Sebastian, making his way to the kitchen, whipped his head around just in time to see Jim lying on the floor, with the Pelican on top of him. The pelican slowly turned around, it's eyes demonic and possessed looking, with red around its mouth. And there, was Jim, his boss, his lover, his fellow mass murderer, lying faceless on the ground. "NOOOOOOOO! JIM!"
Sebastian pulled his handgun out of his pocket and started firing at the bird, avenging Jim. But, wait. The bullets were rebounding of the Pelican. It was immortal. With shock, Sebastian whipped around and ran, but first, he made a quick detour to the kitchen to grab some peanut butter. He absolutely loved the stuff.
With his peanut butter in hand, he ran to his bathroom, and locked the door. He curled up it the corner of the room, shoving peanut butter into his mouth, listening to the squawks of the pelican as it bashed against the door, trying to get in. Then he remembered something! The anon! Maybe they would know how to help him.
Hastily, he took his phone out of his pocket and posted a message on tumblr. Now he almost felt bad about being an asshole to that poor anon.
Soon, the anon replied. 'See, i told you this would happen, but you didn't listen to me. And now, you are going to die!'
Woah, what? Die? No, he didn't want to die!
Then, he heard something. The door to the bathroom creaked open, and there, standing right infront of him, was the pelican. It was like a demon. With a wierd sort of smirk, it advanced forward, and Sebastian let out a shriek, which soon faded into the night, along with the memory of Sebastian Moran.
The anon sat a couple of miles away, staring with a sad expression at the screen. He had warned Sebastian, like he had the others, but no one ever listened. Then, he broke into an insane grin, and started to laugh. The curse of the pelican had struck again.
~ Pelican Anon