Hey everyone! This is obviously my fanfic for Katie (I changed her name to Katie for this) and Skye. I really hope you enjoy this, and I'll try to update as much as possible! Reviews are always loved, and flames will give me a good laugh. Either way, review, or you'll DIE. Nah, just kidding. (:

Disclaimer: I do NOT, nor ever will, own Harvest Moon.

Starry Skye

Chapter 1: Hiss!

My mom and dad died so now I have to work on their farm. Well, I've been working here for the past month. I'm pretty sure my parents were murdered. I have no clue why anyone would murder them though. I'm trying to sleep right now because I don't want to wake up by thinking about them. Too late….

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I sat up in my crappy, uncomfortable bed, basically acting like I was in labor. Ok, maybe I'm exaggerating.

"In with the good air, out with the bad air." I mumbled shakily.

My black kitty Stormy, hopped on my unstable bed and hissed right in my face.

"I thought about them again, didn't I?" I asked her.

"Hissss!"

I rolled my eyes at the weird cat and got my lazy ass out of bed. What time is it, 2 am? There's no way I'll be able to go back to sleep now. Right on cue, a witch walked into my house.

Stupid house with no locks!

"Hello. The Harvest God sent the Harvest Goddess and her elf minions to another world. You have to bring back the elf minions so the happiness here will be restored. Good luck." She told me.

"Excuse me?" I asked the psycho. I thought about what she just said to me. None of it sounded sane.

"Bye…" she said.

Then the witch-like person went "poof".

I'm probably dreaming, I thought. No because I don't see a billion Edward Cullens. Hehe…

I wobbled into the kitchen, still dazed with what had just happened. I miraculously poured myself a glass of water. You know? To help keep my insaneness to a minimum.

I stared out the kitchen window while drinking my water. It was dark and creepy looking outside. Wait……I choked on my water, screaming a little. Someone or something was running behind the trees near my window! I'm gonna die! At least save the cat!

"Hiss." hissed Stormy.

I started questioning myself whether or not I should be in a nut house. No, I'm just tired. It was probably a bunny or something.

"What should I do now?" I asked myself out loud.

"Hissss!" hissed Stormy.

"Hey, I wasn't talking to you!" I scolded the hissing kitty.

I guess I could read those farming handbooks that the supposedly blind, old guy gave me. Nah, I don't want to be a boring person. But why the crap does that dude live on my farm? Off with his head!

"I'm going to go back to sleep….because I'm creeping myself out a little…."

"Hissss!"

"SHUT UP."

I limp-walked to my bed and got under the covers. I live in a one-room house without a lock on my door. Oh, not to mention there's wild bunnies on the loose. There's absolutely nothing to worry about. I somehow managed to fall asleep by going hysteric about going crazy. How lovely.

I'm so tired….. Being weird apparently makes me sleepy…..

One dream about unicorns later…

Yawn. Hi cat. Stormy is currently sleeping on my face. I pushed her off, causing her to land on the hard floor and whimper in pain.

I stretched and got out of my chunk of wood with hay on top. It doesn't deserve to be called a bed anymore.

I need coffee. Too bad Forget-Me-Not Valley doesn't have coffee. That's just sad. They need to make Snuggies for cats. I mean, they have Dog Snuggies, why not Cat Snuggies? Hamster Snuggies would be a dream come true….

Yes, I definitely need coffee. Yawn. Why was I just thinking about Snuggies? I guess I'll just make some cereal. Wait. This place doesn't have cereal either!

I got dressed, brushed my hair, and started walking to the only door in this house-room thing. It's not like I can take a shower here or anything. I could take a shower at the Inn when that pervert, Rock, is at the beach. Why is he always there by himself? Does he expect some brain-dead blonde to visit him there one day?

I walked out my splintery door, making my way into town. I took my I-pod out of my "rucksack" and turned it on.

Ha, some people walking by are staring at my I-pod, probably thinking "What's that spiffy contraption there?"

This valley or whatever is so old-fashioned, but I can't say I miss the city. I never want to see that brutal place again. Even if I have to live on a farm for the rest of my life.

Now I kinda want to see that that crazy intruder from last night. I saw Muffy putting on a gallon of lip gloss so I ran up to her.

"Hey Muffy. Where does the crazy lady live?" I asked her.

"Which one?" she asked, sounding irritated. So there's multiple crazy ladies here?

"Umm…the witch?" I asked, hoping she was even real.

"Ew! That's the Witch Princess. She lives in a little shack next to Lumina's place." She sneered.

"Thanks...Nice lip gloss…" I told her, holding back a laugh.

I started to walk away from her, but….

"I LOVE YOUR EARINGS!" Muffy screamed very loudly.

"These are not earings, Muffy. They are ear-buds." I explained to her with a sigh.

Muffy looked so puzzled, I could barely hold in my laughter.

I continued on my way to Hugh's house. I don't know why I'm going there. I guess it's because Hugh's like really flippin' cool.

Thank gosh I at least have my I-pod here. Without it, I wouldn't exactly own anything modern. And….it just died. I could charge it, but my house doesn't have any outlets!

I was just about to knock on Hugh's door, but I heard some pretty nasty screaming coming from inside. I decided that I will be smart and walk away.

Oh no! I started panicking as a thousand alarms went off in my head. It's that pervert, Rock! I need to run.

"Hey babe. You look so fine. Woof." He purred creepily as he approached me.

There's only one way to stop someone like him!

"We're no strangers to love…" I started.

"Please don't do this, babe!" he begged me, covering his ears.

"YOU KNOW THE RULES, AND SO DO I!" I screamed.

Before I could start the next line, he was gone. I wish I could get a restraining order on him.

I suppose I could kill some time at the bar because the Witch Princess is probably nocturnal or something crazy like that. It's not like I'm some loser who hangs out at the bar all day or anything, but I don't really have much to do.

I paused in front of the bar. What if I get raped in there? I've never even been here yet. Hopefully there aren't any creepers inside. Well, of course there's going to be creepers! But I have nothing to worry about because Muffy wouldn't let anything happen. Oh wait, she's blonde.

I took in a deep breath and walked into the scary bar. I saw Muffy applying make-up behind the counter. There was also some guy working there too, but he was sleeping. Now my life is in the hands of no other than Muffy.

There were two short, old creepers that looked like twins walking up to me. I'm going to lea-

"Hai thar. I like tuh parteh…….Do yuh like tuh parteh?" one of them asked with slurred words.

Great, drunk old people were talking to me about parties.

I slapped the old guys and walked out. I wonder how much Muffy gets paid.

It's getting pretty dark. Maybe I should visit the Witch Princess and see what her damage is.

I had to tilt my head very far back to see the top of the hill that led to Romana's mansion. I haven't hiked in a while.

I finally reached the top after a whole damn hour. Why was that hill so freakin big?

I started to walk towards the shed next to the mansion, but I froze.

An old woman with pretty sea-green eyes burst out the door!

Why was she carrying a sack?

What was inside of this sack?

Was she Santa?

Why did she look familiar?

Why was she dressed so weird?

All of these questions will be answered in Chapter 2! Well, maybe not the last one. I'll try to post Chapter 2 as soon as possible! Don't be shy to review! Byebye!