A/N: Short story fic about the team going on a trip. This is all random so don't hate me for things my tired mind comes up with, it`…1:46 in the morning and I refuse to sleep at the moment soooo read on my fellow "stay- up-all-night –without- any- hassle- people!

Long story short this is two years after season one and everyone is taking a quit break, ( Justice League instructed) they all go one a trip (ALL being everyone from season 1) yes that includes ROY! –why the hell did I cap his name I don't even like him that much…that much… anyway that sums it up…read on. Peace!

"Why didn't we take the jet?" Artemis asked leaning over the front seat to get eye contact with Kaldur. The leader shrugged, "I don't know we didn't really have time."

Roy narrowed his eyes a Kaldur, "Didn't have time? We're going on vacation not going to deactivate a bomb."

"Can we do that instead?" Wally asked hopefully. Everyone ignored his comment.

Kalder smiled slightly, "The League was in somewhat of a hurry to get us out of there." He said. Roy waved it off absent mindedly. They were all doing their own thing. Robin was laughing in the back with Wally and Zatanna, Conner and Megan were in the middle of the car talking lovely to each other or whatever they do when they talk. Artemis was with them but had her seat belt unbuckled and was leaning in between the front seats so she didn't have to hear Conner and Megan. Kaldur and Roy were in the front trying as hard as they could to remain calm.

"I`m hungry when are we going to stop for food?" Wally complained snickering with Robin; he wasn't really hungry he was just trying to piss Roy off. Roy threw a water bottle behind his head and it in hit Robin in the face. Dick picked it up while rubbing the red mark on his face. He smiled darkly opening the bottle and threw it in the front seat flinging water all threw out the car.

"You ASS-HOLE!" Artemis yelled glaring at her wet shirt. Kaldur pinched the bridge of his nose and poured the rest of the bottle out the window as Wally and Robin were over joyed in a fit of laughter. "OH, cheer up Arty." Zatanna smiled sympathetically.

"I hate those boys." She growled, Conner rolled his eyes and scooted closer to Megan and Wally lunged for Artemis wrapping his arms firmly around her waist, "You can't hate me Babe I am the meaning of the word LOVE!" he slobbered on her cheek and she pushed be boyfriend back with the hint of a smile on her face, "Are you some sort of DOG to?" she asked.

Wally tilted his head, "Depends, do I have the puppy eyes?" he widened his green eyes an Conner grabbed Wally`s face pushing him to the back of the car again, "you look like a stacker Wally get a grip."

Robin hit the back of the seat with his feet laughing silently with Zatanna while Wally snacked on a few peanuts he found under the seat.

The drive was long a tiring, they quickly stopped at a gas station and everyone bolted out, the boys pushed each other around trying to be the first to the restroom while the girls got snacks. They made it back to the car putting 20 in the tank and spending at least 80 on snacks and drink (mostly for Wally).

Finally they were off again, things were ever worse with the sugar given to them from the snacks and the pop they had got, wally was complaining about food, "I don't think those were peanuts!" he cried grabbing his stomach pain fully. Robin and Conner were talking about something while there girlfriends talked about their love life with Artemis, "So, I notice you and Superboy are a little, Closer." She insisted, it was clearly justified and totally appropriate now that everyone was of age and had lost what they had to there partner if you catch my drift…do you?

Megan nodded and Artemis smiled while Zatanna brushed looking out the window awkwardly, Megan and Artemis caught the look. "What?" they asked. Her blush seemed to become even more pronounced and Artemis seemed to realized, "You and Robin haven't-?" Zatanna covered her friends mouth with her hand, "No, we haven't." she said in a hushed tone.

The conversation in the front seem more formal and appropriate, "You`ll take over driving once Robin finally succeeds in hitting me in the head with the water bottle right." Kaldur laughed, "Of course I`ve been dying to use that one line."

"What line?" Roy asked keeping his eyes on the long and deserted road.

"Don't make me urn this car around." Kaldur chuckled Roy rolled his eyes amused slightly, he glanced in the review moor and chuckled as he saw everyone was having a great time, were now chanting on Wally who had gotten over his peanut sickness and was not trying to eat pop rocks and Pepsi at the same time, Kaldur looked back and rolled his eyes, "You better open a window back there!" he snapped. Roy growled to himself he hated Road trips, He was going the chew someone`s ass up for making him go.

Once everything turned to night people started to settle down, it seem being in a confined space set a group of immature teens on fire! Robin and Zee were leaning against each other sleeping peacefully, Wally`s head was half way out the window drool emanating from his low lip.

Megan was sleeping on Conner`s chest who had his back to the leather seat snoring happily, Artemis was leaning against the window of the car her hand laying awkwardly so she could hold Wally`s.

Kaldur was now asleep as well his head resting lightly on the dash board of the car as it hummed on. Roy rubbed his eye taking a sip of his ice cold coffee and focusing clearly on the road. Why the hell had he agreed to this? He was now in some stupid desert with a few stupid teens in a stupid car on a stupid trip. All because they had asked him during one of his I`m not the real Roy harper but why should I care moments.

Slowly one stop sign after another city lights, blue, purple, green, yellow, the whole shebang. He wasn't going to make them miss this, "YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING HORNY DEATH SEEKING FUN KILLING BRATS WAKE UP AND SEE THE MOTHER FUCKING LIGTH!"

"NO MAMA I DIDNY MEAN TO!" Wally cried out waking up from his unconscious state.

"Horny, death seeking, fun killing brats? Really that's all you got?" Robin smirked from the back of the car.

"Fuck off it woke you up!" Roy snapped, glaring daggers at the review mirror.

"For what it isn't even daylight!" Conner cried like a normal teen being woken up for school…in winter…when it`s cold.

"Look dumb asses." Roy nodded to the distance. They awed in exited tones. Suddnely everything became chaos again.

"I got the Camera!"

"Where is my hat?"

"Get my bag, it`s in the back!"

"Fuck you! Get it yourself!"

"Get your foot out of my face!"

"Put your foot in your mouth!"

"Shut up all of you!"

"Chicken!"

"What?"

"Just wanted something to call out."

"How about you shut up and give me the tape for the Video camera?"

"You better not tape me!"

"You said that last week and you loved it."

"OH!"

"NOT in the car."

"THERE ARE CLIDREN HERE, LIKE ROBIN!"

"I`m 17."

"HUSH CHILD THE ADULTS ARE TALKING ABOUT STUFF!"

"Do you have to yell?"

"YES!"

"I`m too old for this #!"

"The lights are killing my brain!"

"You don't have a brain Wally!"

"Says YOU!"

"Why does god hate me?"

"You can get through this."

*Tears*

"Roy is you crying?"

"AWWE!"

"BABY WANNA HUG?"

"F-Fuck YOU A-all!"

"I Say we go to the casino first!"

"Second that!"

"Were going to the hotel first."

"We talked about this in the Cave why does all this go to hell when we get in the car?"

"ROY!"

"WHAT! WHAT WALLY!? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT, AFTER STOPPING TWICE FOR YOU TO THROWUP, AND HALUING YOUR ASS TO THE CAR WHAT COULD YOU WANT NOW?!"

The car as silent for a few moment and the only thing heard was the slight growl of the car.

"I have to pee."

"Yeah."

"Me two."

"I don't just need to pee."

"Super dump!"

Roy slammed his head into the wheel of the car making it beep randomly with every thud. Welcome to hell. Welcome to Vegas!

A/N: Do you want moreeee? I`m still wide wake! Please review and tell me what you think about it oh and let me know if you want see something happen in this little vacation. I already have more torture for Roy if you guys/girls want it?